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#4621 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 05 July 2008 - 12:41 PM

Belmont Auto!

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ190234279011

Only 38k, one owner.

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#4622 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 05 July 2008 - 12:45 PM

now THATS a rear view mirror!

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ170236136345

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Posted 05 July 2008 - 12:51 PM

Are you a semi-proffesional in the field of interfering with farm animal reproductive organry? Then here is the car for YOU:

http://i4.ebayimg.com/01/i/000/f9/27/a4a...

Invisible join!

http://i1.ebayimg.com/06/i/000/f9/2a/194...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ200235066196

Extremely professional wide arch body kit, blended into the body work,

As expected with a heavily modified car, the body work has been prone to stress cracks along various parts of the body work

:lol::lol:

http://i21.ebayimg.com/04/i/000/fa/c8/e4...

wheres the vomit smiley![/img]
I don't spend that much time looking at chavmobiles but I don't think I've ever seen such a ropey job, you can even see how rough it is in the 3/4 shot. Is that normal?

#4624 OFFLINE   MrRegieRitmo

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Posted 05 July 2008 - 12:54 PM

http://i15.ebayimg.com/02/i/000/fa/fb/73...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ150265840481

Started as a 1.8 lxi but it now has an sri130 engine running at approx 165bhp.

Is a non-runner

165bhp without running, pretty impressive. :roll:
I thought the 130 in SRi130 signified 130bhp? :?

#4625 OFFLINE   MrRegieRitmo

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Posted 05 July 2008 - 12:56 PM

Are you a semi-proffesional in the field of interfering with farm animal reproductive organry? Then here is the car for YOU:

Extremely professional wide arch body kit, blended into the body work,

Heck at least they can spell professional! :P :lol: (got something right at least)

#4626 OFFLINE   MrRegieRitmo

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Posted 05 July 2008 - 01:06 PM

http://i20.ebayimg.com/08/i/000/f5/cb/db...

Loks pretty cool, but....

http://i19.ebayimg.com/06/i/000/f5/cb/df...

2CV POWARRR!

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ160257559298

Still quite appealing actually.

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Posted 05 July 2008 - 01:22 PM

now THATS a rear view mirror!

http://i8.ebayimg.com/04/i/000/fb/a0/e90...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ170236136345

Carburettor Bluey 2.0 - I suspect the oval beckons; shame like as this is a 36k one-owner job.

This SURELY can't go to the banger track? :shock: What an absolute bargain for someone!

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Posted 05 July 2008 - 01:32 PM

http://i20.ebayimg.com/08/i/000/f5/cb/db...

Loks pretty cool, but....

http://i19.ebayimg.com/06/i/000/f5/cb/df...

2CV POWARRR!

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ160257559298

Still quite appealing actually.

Thats the first car i've seen with an inertia reel bonnet stay :lol:

#4629 OFFLINE   stoterstangen90

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Posted 05 July 2008 - 02:47 PM

no Peug 309 on page 309?
Mooie lamp overigens

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Posted 05 July 2008 - 02:53 PM

Sure! heres a cracker, a one-owner 1.6 injected 309:

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Posted 05 July 2008 - 03:39 PM

no 309 on page 309?

Have a Merc 309 as well:

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Only £599 :lol:

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Posted 05 July 2008 - 04:42 PM

That Bluebird's fantastic. What a nice car, I really do hope someone saves it but 2L auto and current fuel prices doesn't bode well unless you could get it cheap enough to have sat around for sunny day croozin.Wonder if my old man would be interested.....though mater would be a bit more tricky to persuade :roll:EDIT: Just noticed it doesn't have leccy windows - cheapskates! :P

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Posted 05 July 2008 - 04:46 PM

What a lovely Belmont! Reckon that even with the 3spd self-shifter, it will still be a flier. My manual 1.8i went like the proverbial.Nice 309 (Pug) too. The Bluey deserves better, they are starting to disappear quickly. Nice cars if you just want something reliable and comfy, nothing more, nothing less - and you can tell people you meet all about the twin tripmeters :lol:

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Posted 05 July 2008 - 04:49 PM

'92 Cav GSi. It's been on twenty times before. Maybe it'll sell to a non-shill this time.

http://cgi.ebay.ie/w... ... 0236747406

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'94 Honda Beat. €5000 BIN?

http://cgi.ebay.ie/w... ... 0241039265

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'97 Vitara. Check this shitter out. :shock:

http://cgi.ebay.ie/w... ... 0242597835

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As we've determined the Alfa 156 is shite, I present this '98 156 2.0, complete with a month's test and Lithuanian-drug-dealer-spec blacked out windows. Very optimistic start price of €800 too.

http://cgi.ebay.ie/w... ... 0261332476

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'honda'.

http://cgi.ebay.ie/w... ... 0268160342

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Taxi!

http://cgi.ebay.ie/w... ... 0235173879

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'93 Ovlov 240 7 seater estate. Tax and test until the end of the year. Tempting...

http://cgi.ebay.ie/w... ... 0234346769

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'93 Suzuki Swift. The gimp selling it seems to think a photo of the engine bay is more important than one of the exterior.

http://cgi.ebay.ie/w... ... 0236358193

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Posted 05 July 2008 - 04:55 PM

Are you a semi-proffesional in the field of interfering with farm animal reproductive organry? Then here is the car for YOU:

http://i4.ebayimg.com/01/i/000/f9/27/a4a...

Invisible join!

http://i1.ebayimg.com/06/i/000/f9/2a/194...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ200235066196

Extremely professional wide arch body kit, blended into the body work,

As expected with a heavily modified car, the body work has been prone to stress cracks along various parts of the body work

:lol::lol:

http://i21.ebayimg.com/04/i/000/fa/c8/e4...

wheres the vomit smiley![/img]
I don't spend that much time looking at chavmobiles but I don't think I've ever seen such a ropey job, you can even see how rough it is in the 3/4 shot. Is that normal?
Truly horrific, I cannot believe people have bid above 500 nicker to be honest!

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Posted 05 July 2008 - 04:57 PM

Sure! heres a cracker, a one-owner 1.6 injected 309:

http://i12.ebayimg.com/08/i/000/fb/4a/c3...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...em=140246285945

That's more like it 8)

My very first car was one of these, well a 1990 1.6 GR. I loved it and spent many an hour proudly polishing it. The best feature was the large glass sunroof!

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Posted 05 July 2008 - 05:00 PM

http://cgi.ebay.nl/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=140245050855&indexURL=2&photoDisplayType=2#ebayphotohosting

http://i18.ebayimg.com/05/i/000/fa/41/7c...

Wow!!! Looks like a french version of the ghostbusters mobile!

Bonus points for which piece of french exotica shares it's wing mirrors?

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Posted 05 July 2008 - 05:04 PM

Venturi?

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#4639 OFFLINE   Hertz

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Posted 05 July 2008 - 05:05 PM

Venturi?

Jeez no flies on you lot :roll: :lol:

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Posted 05 July 2008 - 05:26 PM

Since it's page 310...

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Posted 05 July 2008 - 07:16 PM

Venturi?

Jeez no flies on you lot :roll: :lol:

A popular mirror I believe, also fitted to some TVR's or something i think!

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Posted 05 July 2008 - 07:18 PM

Venturi?

Jeez no flies on you lot :roll: :lol:

A popular mirror I believe, also fitted to some TVR's or something i think!

Yup, lotus esprits and the aston martin virage used them too

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Posted 05 July 2008 - 07:19 PM

'87 Mazzer twin turbo. £595 BIN.

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0278210756

Could be (sorry, would be) a total basket case.

If you bought it, would you reckon some Welsh guy called Huw would pay ££££ for the number plate?

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Posted 05 July 2008 - 07:23 PM

That Mazza Rarti was on here a week or so ago....what was it bid upto? Gotta be worth a look if nothing more?

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Posted 05 July 2008 - 07:28 PM

£595 start price.£595 buy it now too, so the owner must want rid of it in a hurry.../EDIT - looking at the bloke's feedback it seems he "sold" it a fortnight ago for £695.

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Posted 05 July 2008 - 07:33 PM

It was on as an auction very recently, ended up at £410 res not met.To be fair it looks pretty decent, I dont think £600 is a ridculous price for it. The engine might be b0rked, if so you can always lob in a Prima diesel or a Pinto innit.

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Posted 05 July 2008 - 09:44 PM

now THATS a rear view mirror!

http://i8.ebayimg.com/04/i/000/fb/a0/e90...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ170236136345

Carburettor Bluey 2.0 - I suspect the oval beckons; shame like as this is a 36k one-owner job.

This SURELY can't go to the banger track? :shock: What an absolute bargain for someone!
someone on ZXOC is bidding
is that a JDM mirror !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted 05 July 2008 - 09:58 PM

'87 Mazzer twin turbo. £595 BIN.

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0278210756

Could be (sorry, would be) a total basket case.

If you bought it, would you reckon some Welsh guy called Huw would pay ££££ for the number plate?

http://i10.ebayimg.com/01/i/000/f3/fe/7e...

Friend of mine had one of those, bought it cheap, spent £1000's sold it cheap. EVERYTHING costs a fortune, it became known as Mark's £250 Maserati, because ANYTHING costs at least £250! If it's solid [and that's a big if, lob a Cologne V6 and box into it, and pray nothing goes wrong with any of the remaining bits!
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Posted 05 July 2008 - 11:25 PM

I want that Masser - but like the rest of you, I fear bankruptcy!!Check this half-arsed POS!!http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 286.c0.m14

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Posted 06 July 2008 - 12:09 AM

I like a gratuitous shot of an engine as much as the next man, but three in the one listing?Surely the seller could have taken at least one photo of the outside of the car he wants three grand for? :roll: :roll: FFS




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