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#4531 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 29 June 2008 - 07:41 PM

ZOVGZ!!!

http://i5.ebayimg.com/04/i/000/ec/a4/63e...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ130234370189

SWEET JESUS MARY & THE ORPHANZ.
Clearly the badger's clack that one. Want it. Though as these things are like rocking horse excriment it's surely a bit unfair to subject it to 20k a year of hammering carrying my gubbins and usually 3 weeks worth of empty pop tins & pie wrappers.

#4532 OFFLINE   MrRegieRitmo

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Posted 29 June 2008 - 07:49 PM

I recognise that Astra, sure it was on here, probably on the same thread, last year at the most! Even the pictures are the same :wink:

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Posted 29 June 2008 - 07:57 PM

I think UR right Reg.

I also think I will have to be of strong resolve.
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#4534 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 29 June 2008 - 08:02 PM

POG man, those 1100's have got your name on em, get BIN-ing and pretend your in the John Cleese classic film 'Clockwork' by driving it into a field and getting stuck, then kicking it till the wing falls off (dont do that last bit).

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#4535 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 29 June 2008 - 08:08 PM

Rare Bagheera in the parts dept:

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ130232902959

Looks a bit of a shit box like and the photos are lousy.

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#4536 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 29 June 2008 - 08:13 PM

what a mega bargain for just 750 quid! Just needs wings sills and valances, oh and an engine and box

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Posted 29 June 2008 - 08:25 PM

POG man, those 1100's have got your name on em, get BIN-ing and pretend your in the John Cleese classic film 'Clockwork' by driving it into a field and getting stuck, then kicking it till the wing falls off (dont do that last bit).

Heh, when I was up at t'garage yesterday retrieving one of my 405s, they had just got an M-reg 1100 Mk3 in that had been stored in a barn for the last 20yrs! Looked a bit shabby like, but tartan seat covers FTW. Owner wants 'em to recommission it, reckon they'll be spending a fair few quid :shock:

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#4538 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 29 June 2008 - 08:42 PM

I am WELL TEMPTED by the 1100's TBH. Like you say if only to emulate 'Clockwork' (Clockwise :wink: ). "We don't need a road. IT'S GRASS."Though I know I should really be reviving the rusty heaps that I do own rather than buyng moar. Coupla hunnert to get 'em shifted from the prossie-murdering capital of the UK though, so pisses on my chips, somewhat.

#4539 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 29 June 2008 - 08:47 PM

Surely you can a-frame 'em, theyre not heavy!

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#4540 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 29 June 2008 - 08:51 PM

TROO. But I have not satisfactorarily (sp) framed anything FWD thus far (though to be fair the only attempt have been with cruddola Mk5 & 6 escorts)

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Posted 29 June 2008 - 09:10 PM

DOUGHNUT WORRY. They have a nice solid cast-iron perpendicular lower suspension arm on em. As long as the A frame is reasonably central you can't go wrong!Theres a landcrap on there winking at me, I am wondering if it might be a bit heavy to drag behind the Volvo, but one of those 1100's will tow like a dream.

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Posted 29 June 2008 - 09:17 PM

what a mega bargain for just 750 quid! Just needs wings sills and valances, oh and an engine and box

http://i24.ebayimg.com/07/i/000/ec/69/c8...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ380040398642

Life On Mars tax.

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I bought this car in 1994 and took it of the road in 1997 for repairs that never happened. I have just scrapped the car.

Yeah right!! :lol:

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#4543 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 29 June 2008 - 09:45 PM

Hmm, those 1100's are on paypal immediate payment only. They can c0ck off with that methinks.

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Posted 29 June 2008 - 10:47 PM

And Paypal don't refund for vehicles. I bet if you turned up at his house with cash he wouldn't say no though.
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Posted 29 June 2008 - 10:58 PM

Transithttp://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... :IT&ih=014Cortina mk1http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... :IT&ih=014Vauxhall Wyvernhttp://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... :IT&ih=014http://autoshite.com...opic.php?t=3017 :wink:

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Posted 29 June 2008 - 11:36 PM

'78 Avenger:
http://cgi.ebay.ie/w... ... 0233620852
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'81 Carina "AE86":
http://cgi.ebay.ie/w... ... 0241209239
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'85 W123 turdblower estate:
http://cgi.ebay.ie/w... ... 0266021999
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Oh look, a MK1 Escort with four spotlights and a yellow paintjob. What are the chances? :roll:
http://cgi.ebay.ie/w... ... 0246142176
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On 28-Jun-08 at 12:22:27 BST, seller added the following information:

THE CAR IS SOLD. PLEASE DO NOT BID.

Y N0T N'd DE OKSHUN THEN U CH1MP?

This poor little tarted up 1.3 seems to have lost his obligatory spotlights. Or maybe the owner is saving up for some after taking out a second mortgage to cover the car's purchase price:
http://cgi.ebay.ie/w... ... 0233988205
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^^^Those wheels look wrong too. What are they off? An Opel/Vauxhall?

'87 80 GT:
http://cgi.ebay.ie/w... ... 0246142176
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Time for this seller's balls to be introduced to some rusty garden shears:
http://cgi.ebay.ie/w... ... 0241335943
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#4547 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 30 June 2008 - 06:04 AM

Given the title of this lovely web site I can't think of a more apt listing...http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 286.c0.m14Spaccy paintjob: check.Private listing (so he can schill bid): check.Piss poor feedback for selling cars: check.Text talk: check.Selling '4 a M8' but listing implies it's really his: check.Lexarse lights: check.No V5: check.
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Posted 30 June 2008 - 08:12 AM

ZOVGZ!!!

http://i5.ebayimg.com/04/i/000/ec/a4/63e...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ130234370189

I wonder what went wrong with the first auction?

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#4549 OFFLINE   MrRegieRitmo

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Posted 30 June 2008 - 08:25 AM

ZOVGZ!!!

http://i5.ebayimg.com/04/i/000/ec/a4/63e...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ130234370189

I wonder what went wrong with the first auction?

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Posted 30 June 2008 - 09:10 AM

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Probably the best-kept one still alive

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Audi 200 must be mega-undesirable in slushbox form as this one's been on eBay several times with ever decreasing prices.

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Posted 30 June 2008 - 09:33 AM

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hi i have added more pictures as requested there is one with me and my ice cream so you know who your buying from

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0256577630

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Posted 30 June 2008 - 09:42 AM

'81 Carina "AE86":
http://cgi.ebay.ie/w... ... 0241209239
http://i5.ebayimg.com/02/i/000/fa/5f/4cd...

YUM YUM YUM YUM YUMYUMYUM.
Wish I'd kept hold of mine, but at the time turd-brown old RWD Toyotas were worth a negative amount of money.


This poor little tarted up 1.3 seems to have lost his obligatory spotlights. Or maybe the owner is saving up for some after taking out a second mortgage to cover the car's purchase price:
http://cgi.ebay.ie/w... ... 0233988205
http://i20.ebayimg.com/01/i/000/f9/47/bd...

^^^Those wheels look wrong too. What are they off? An Opel/Vauxhall?

Wheels look like 'rostyle' jobbies to me, just all silver rather than the conventional black with polished raised bits. Certainly not GM though, they would not fit.

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Posted 30 June 2008 - 10:08 AM

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Gr8 4 gasping old Opel van engine

#4554 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 30 June 2008 - 10:13 AM

LOOK AT THIS 2.0 POVERTY SD1

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QUALITY.

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Posted 30 June 2008 - 07:47 PM

Yoghurt spilled.

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 286.c0.m14

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Posted 30 June 2008 - 09:08 PM

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Bid or the CX gets it.




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I saw this in Kirkcaldy a couple of weeks ago but didn't manage to get a pic.



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Posted 01 July 2008 - 04:07 AM

http://i10.ebayimg.com/03/i/000/f9/da/22...
Bid or the CX gets it.

£2,600 are you sure ?
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Posted 01 July 2008 - 05:10 AM

It wasn't anywhere near that when I posted. The seller said he would scrap it if it didn't make £250. It's obviously worked for him. :shock:

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Posted 01 July 2008 - 11:15 AM

This Stretchy Diana has been bought by a Dutch bloke who already has a CX, Tagora, Robin, Dacia Logan (daily) and has just bought a stretched Granada as well...

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Posted 01 July 2008 - 12:48 PM

Simca 5
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Well advertised...
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Quoi de fucque?
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Needs an engine in the front too?
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Sacre vache!
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I need a break.
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Money makes the world go Aronde?
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