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#4321 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 22 June 2008 - 12:48 AM

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HANDLED BY LUTOS

give me strength :lol::lol:

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#4322 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 22 June 2008 - 12:52 AM

Dont like petrol, or going fast? THIS SAAB 900 automatic (carb model) will help you get rid of loads of it, NO WORRIES BOB

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#4323 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 22 June 2008 - 12:53 AM

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#4324 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 22 June 2008 - 12:57 AM

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LIGHTWEIGHT RACE / DRIFT CAR??

Surely the first time a fwd diesel hatchback has been touted as a drift weapon.

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#4325 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 22 June 2008 - 01:13 AM

U GOT THE BEST OF MY LOVE:

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#4326 OFFLINE   retrogeezer

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Posted 22 June 2008 - 07:17 AM

From the Quantum ad......

UNFORTUNATELY HE DIED IN A MOTOR BIKE ACCIDENT.

HE WAS PUTTING NEW EXHAUST ON TIME OF ACCIDENT.

Riding a motorbike whilst fitting an exhaust is clearly not a good idea.....
RIP Julie & Maisie

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Posted 22 June 2008 - 07:19 AM

Dont like petrol, or going fast? THIS SAAB 900 automatic (carb model) will help you get rid of loads of it, NO WORRIES BOB

http://i22.ebayimg.com/01/i/000/f7/80/36...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ130231209932

If that still has its twin carbs it will be one of the grimmest driving experiences available. An automatic that doesn't idle consistently, nice.

#4328 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 22 June 2008 - 07:28 AM


I WANNA GIVE U DEVOTION
http://i15.ebayimg.com/03/i/000/f7/7b/9b...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0244655611


Sea crab? :lol: That's fugging ace that is and very tempting.
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#4329 OFFLINE   Father Ted

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Posted 22 June 2008 - 11:28 AM

Check out his items for sale

NOT ebay, but nice & rare
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#4330 ONLINE   Richard

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Posted 22 June 2008 - 12:08 PM

£500 for that Vitesse? That makes Raymanboy's look like a bargain.

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Posted 22 June 2008 - 12:11 PM

That BX a 4x4 Father Ted? There's reference to one on another forum somewhere (BXC?) with a knackered exhaust for £500, is this the one? If so it's not worth £500 in a month of Sundays as the exhausts are stupidly expensive and very hard to find.
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Posted 22 June 2008 - 01:54 PM

http://i1.ebayimg.com/05/i/000/f6/9a/31a...

WOW!

...This is nice, and finished with reserve not met at £1750. Hopefully will return in a few days?

Much prefer this to a similar aged VW pickup

#4333 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 22 June 2008 - 02:33 PM

Not eBay; this 128 is a 1969 nodel, surely one of the first.

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£275

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Posted 22 June 2008 - 03:14 PM

That 'White Hen' is lovely, will be having a bid on that..Had a chat with the owner, nice chap with several of them.. have pointed him in our direction.

White hen? :?EDIT: It's ok it's clicked now - Y10! :oops: :lol:

#4335 OFFLINE   MrRegieRitmo

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Posted 22 June 2008 - 03:28 PM

http://i1.ebayimg.com/05/i/000/f6/9a/31a...

WOW!

I'd have thought that was exactly the sort of obscure & interesting thing you'd have gone for Mr Bickle??

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Posted 22 June 2008 - 03:35 PM

http://i11.ebayimg.com/03/i/000/f8/30/34...[/img]

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 286.c0.m14

:shock:

Corr! I'm still failing to understand how these have passed me by for so long. They've obviously been out there all those years & I never clocked one because that's 2 brought to our attention now in the space of a month & this is now when the cars are around 25 years old! Where have they been hiding or have I had the blinkers on since 1983? Same goes for the Tredia & the Trevi. (No connection just the similar names so I thought of them both!)

Send for wuvvum!

#4337 OFFLINE   MrRegieRitmo

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Posted 22 June 2008 - 03:40 PM

OH YES BABY.
http://i20.ebayimg.com/03/i/000/f8/af/af...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0232659931
Does limeflower paint, jazzy wheels and a vinyl top make up for the CRUSHING TEDIUM that a 1275 slushmatic Ital must create.

That looks like sex on a stick! Mmmmm lovely sunglasses inducing colour! Mileage can't be right though surely?

#4338 OFFLINE   MrRegieRitmo

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Posted 22 June 2008 - 03:55 PM

U GOT THE BEST OF MY LOVE:

http://i10.ebayimg.com/04/i/000/f8/43/4e...
http://cgi.ebay.fr/F...emZ120274634283

I spied one just like that 5 years ago on holiday on the cote d'azur! It was in the same dull flat red colour. Can't remember which town, may have been Nice, on the other hand may have been one of the others. Either way, what are the chances!? Nice to see it still clinging to life! :D

I snapped all kinds of shite on that holiday, I really must develop those films!

In fact I'm pretty sure it was Nice. A very Nice place! Somewhere I'll have to go back to at some point just to see something of the bits I missed like the old town harbour that the rest of my family saw whilst I was busy off snapping shite & spending all my euros in the model shop! (old habits die hard!) I feel a similar plot may unfold when we go to Malta in August. Although I think I'll be lucky to track down a model shop!

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Posted 22 June 2008 - 05:41 PM

Some eBay snotters brought to you by catchily-named grade-2 1990's US R'n'B greebo RALPH TRESVANT and his no. 1 US hit 'SENSITIVITY':

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Girl, I know it's been hard, since he went away

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and left you so sad, you cry every-day

I WILL not accept ANY offers at all for part exchange or swaps, especially for: any twin racing spec carbs; mainly 2xWeber 40DCOES or a set of alloy wheels @ PCD 3.75" (92.5mm), preferably 13" or 14". If you were to send me offers I would obviously have to ignore them completely and would not get back to you. (due to ebay rules).

:lol::lol:8)8) Nice one!

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let me kiss your tears, erase all your doubts

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because for you i'm here, you won't be without.....LOVE!

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Don't need a man who can give you money

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com'on let me show you just what you need honey (i got what you need)


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you need a man with sensitivity (a man like me)

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someone who can love you, someone who will need you


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someone who will treat you right (like me girl)



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someone who will hold you tight


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someone stable in your life (ah baby)


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you need a man with sensitivity


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a man like me (baby)(honey)


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#4340 OFFLINE   MrRegieRitmo

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Posted 22 June 2008 - 06:59 PM

How could you miss this for Pog??From the seller of the 1983 brown Ambassador comes this supreme vehicle from the same year, same manufacturer & same colour.....http://cgi.ebay.co.u...em=130232741394What interesting lives these people must have lead! :D

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Posted 22 June 2008 - 07:09 PM

http://i6.ebayimg.com/04/i/000/f8/42/013...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ300235094850

Just love how the owner's gone to the trouble of covering the number plates, but you can still clearly see RMH612Y on the front :lol:

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Car's internet-famous anyway: http://www.geocities...le/RMH612Y.html

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Posted 22 June 2008 - 07:53 PM

FUCKING BOLLOCKS I stuck a snîpe bid of 246 on this, it went to someone else for 245!!! :evil: :evil: :evil:

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Posted 22 June 2008 - 08:04 PM

http://i9.ebayimg.com/08/i/000/f7/6f/ea2...
you need a man with sensitivity (a man like me)

Wow. Lovely patina - hope some plank doesn't ruin that by 'restoring' it.

Also, congrats to Mr_Bo11ox - the guest celebrity presentation workz fur me.

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Posted 22 June 2008 - 08:32 PM

FUCKING BOLLOCKS I stuck a snîpe bid of 246 on this, it went to someone else for 245!!! :evil::evil::evil:

http://i14.ebayimg.com/06/i/000/f6/c0/a8...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...em=270245789558

Hey, I've had that happen too, I reckon these 'SnipeBots' must occasionally slope off down the pub for a few pints of Hen and a bag of crisps, the workshy bastids.

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Posted 22 June 2008 - 08:38 PM

Executive Iranian Chic.

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Only 16,621 miles!!

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Posted 22 June 2008 - 08:41 PM

I say this is hawt...http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 286.c0.m14Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh. In coming plane....http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 286.c0.m14Scene tax to the max...http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 286.c0.m14If you don't buy one of these you're ghey. Shit description, shit pictures (there isn't any) and shit feedback though...http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 286.c0.m14Sorry, did I say scene tax earlier? Fuck me vicar... http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 286.c0.m14Fiat on recovery truck shocker!!!111!!! Though this one is incredibly cool and I love it...http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 286.c0.m14*Coming uop next Julember Cavette remembers how to do 'proper' eBay links.
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Posted 22 June 2008 - 09:40 PM

Sorry, did I say scene tax earlier? Fuck me vicar... http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 286.c0.m14

Jesus H. - he wants 25 grand for it and he has the cheek to say "NO DREAMERS" in the listing?????? :shock: :shock:

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Posted 22 June 2008 - 09:43 PM

Even at that money, probably a better investment than just about anything else at the moment, including shares in Shell :)

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Posted 22 June 2008 - 09:51 PM

Even at that money, probably a better investment than just about anything else at the moment, including shares in Shell :)

Don't mention the enemy!
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Posted 22 June 2008 - 09:52 PM

For 25 grand I wouldn't want Marshal/Kumho tyres on it though..............I'd want three sets. Slicks, M+S,and Road type premiums.All on Minilites aswell.
Stormy Petrel on a stick!!




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