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#3871 OFFLINE   ayd

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Posted 19 May 2008 - 07:24 PM

You can't Bee serious??

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...1QQcmdZViewItem


Giovanni is choking on his spaghetti! :shock:

I mean come on.....has he been having smack for breakfast? What makes a person wake up one morning and think.....'I know what'd be cool'

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Posted 19 May 2008 - 07:26 PM

That 146 is superb! It came with a load of receipts but the dog ate them - fantastic excuse, straight out of The Bash Street Kids.

#3873 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 19 May 2008 - 07:31 PM

Sadly, I know someone who'd be all over that like a rash being (a) an alfa nut and (B) having questionable taste. Ergo, I have deliberately avoided bringing it to their attention. :roll: :wink:

#3874 OFFLINE   outlaw118

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Posted 19 May 2008 - 07:31 PM

As one's old man used to say"TAKE YERSELF OUTSIDE AND 'AVE A WORD WIV YERSELF!!!!"

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#3875 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 19 May 2008 - 07:36 PM

Would someone kindly purchase this vehicle immediately:
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...because it is winking at me, I know the seller will take a fair chunk less, and there is imminent danger of credit card abuse. :oops:

#3876 OFFLINE   seth

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Posted 19 May 2008 - 07:40 PM

Its got measels!

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But its also got long test - get to it Pog!

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Posted 19 May 2008 - 07:40 PM

Thanks Pog, you've just found my pre- '70 for Mildenhall 31/5/08!! :twisted:

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Posted 19 May 2008 - 08:03 PM

Lovely shitey condition 8)

http://i11.ebayimg.com/05/i/000/f1/ag/e9...

From the description I get the impression William Towns used to own this car

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Posted 19 May 2008 - 08:05 PM

someone should message him asking who William Towns is. :lol:
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#3880 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 19 May 2008 - 08:45 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0253455864Should keep someone busy for a while.

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Posted 19 May 2008 - 09:07 PM

FFS.When you think what the listing fee is for an auction starting at 12.5 grand, you'd think she could have splashed out a couple of quid more on the full photo pack...:shock:

#3882 OFFLINE   Jazzy Jeff

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Posted 19 May 2008 - 09:53 PM

That's sheer genius, why spend your time selling your crap individually when you can just stick everything you own on one giant listing!!I think this could start a new trend in Church and Scout troupe bring and buy sales, just stick everything in taped up cardboard boxes and sell it all for a 3 figure sum plucked from the air at random.

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Posted 20 May 2008 - 05:32 PM

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No engine! Just bosh in a modern one plus some microchips. Oh and weld up all the body an' that.

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#3884 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 20 May 2008 - 05:41 PM

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due to being resprayed recently it will require a slight rub down and lacquer to make her shine but other than that it looks great

So, a quality job by all accounts. :lol::lol::lol:

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Posted 20 May 2008 - 06:40 PM

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#3886 OFFLINE   Albert Ross

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Posted 20 May 2008 - 08:38 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 53387&id=6Don't know if this has been posted already but............... the bloody price.............................who's feeling brave? Got spare pants for the test drive?
Stormy Petrel on a stick!!

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Posted 20 May 2008 - 08:46 PM

Haha brilliant, decimal point must be in the wrong place, lucky the seller never wanged that on a Buy It Now, see you in court :lol:

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#3888 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 21 May 2008 - 07:23 AM

And quite clearly a scam.Note the lack of telephone contact details etc.

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Posted 21 May 2008 - 08:09 AM

Whats the point?What does he hope to gain from doing it like this?Knobjockey.

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Posted 21 May 2008 - 08:12 AM

Someone's hard-earned, obviously.I'll wager that the car will suddenly turn out to be in a container in Holland ready for shipping home, the vendor is working in Switzerland and the money needs to be sent by Western Union transfer. By using a classified listing a scammer can bait several Mk1-hungry chumps all at the same time.

#3891 OFFLINE   Volksy

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Posted 21 May 2008 - 10:35 AM

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#3892 OFFLINE   garethj

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Posted 21 May 2008 - 10:45 AM

Lovely shitey condition 8)

http://i11.ebayimg.com/05/i/000/f1/ag/e9...

From the description I get the impression William Towns used to own this car
You've got a good eye for little details, I'd have missed that :D

I remember struggling to get an Alfasud going after being laid up for a few years (the car, not me). Can you imagine the fun of getting the dashboard to work on this Lagonda? You'd put the battery on charge overnight, connect it up in the morning, turn the key and one warning light would come on. Everything else would be dark 8)

Reckon you can still get those extra high profile tyres any more? Citroen SMs have something similar, look like they're riding on desert balloon tyres when you park it next to a modern car.

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Posted 21 May 2008 - 11:06 AM

You can get 235/70/15s, but just for off-roaders. I've only found ones up to 'T' speed rating which is 118MPH, no good for a Lagonda...

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Posted 21 May 2008 - 11:49 AM

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A shite-barry infusion!

When did you last see one though, rare beasts now. Mostly cos they all got nicked by scrotes. Interesting that they are (according to the sella) cheap to insure, I used to get butt-raped by the insurance people when I ran Mk2 Astra's.....

#3895 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 21 May 2008 - 11:54 AM

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THIS PWNS.

#3896 OFFLINE   wuvvum

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Posted 21 May 2008 - 01:15 PM

When did you last see one though, rare beasts now.

I saw one last week on the way home from work that had Daewoo badges. It wasn't a Nexia though, it was a boggo Belmont with a slightly different grille.

#3897 OFFLINE   Jazzy Jeff

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Posted 21 May 2008 - 05:48 PM

I thought I read somewhere that Belmont's are the most stolen car in Britain statistically, and basically are considered untouchable by nearly every single insurance company?

#3898 OFFLINE   garycox

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Posted 21 May 2008 - 06:02 PM

Why would they be any worse than equivalent Astras?

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Posted 21 May 2008 - 06:04 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk.item171-ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=290232053387&id=6Don't know if this has been posted already but............... the bloody price.............................who's feeling brave? Got spare pants for the test drive?

It's been removed now.

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Posted 21 May 2008 - 06:19 PM

http://i9.ebayimg.com/03/i/000/f0/a5/94e...
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THIS PWNS.

Sweet. I wouldn't mind doing the school run in that fugger.




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