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Posted 01 May 2008 - 08:53 PM

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1977 Honda Civic 125 Hondamatic

BIN £150!! Very, very cheap for one of these.

#3692 OFFLINE   r.welfare

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Posted 01 May 2008 - 08:57 PM

POLICE ACADEMY TASTIC ^^^^^^

2003 Renault Espace IV 2.0 petrol - living up to its reputation...


#3693 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 01 May 2008 - 09:05 PM

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Off Emmerdale Farm apparently.

#3694 OFFLINE   Torsten2001

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Posted 01 May 2008 - 09:17 PM

Oh wow, a real piece of television history, and so cheap! :lol:

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Posted 01 May 2008 - 09:34 PM

Mna that's a huge door mirror on the Civic :lol: That is a bargain for a pre-facelift mk1. I'm breaking on at the minute if anyone buys it and needs parts.

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Posted 01 May 2008 - 09:47 PM

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Off Emmerdale Farm apparently.

AND THE PEOPLE TIED UP IN THE BOOT IF ANY ONE KNOWS THERE NAMES PLEASE LET ME KNOW

Why??? :shock:

#3697 OFFLINE   Volksy

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Posted 01 May 2008 - 10:15 PM

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Lovely!

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Posted 01 May 2008 - 10:21 PM

Oooooops... :?

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Posted 01 May 2008 - 10:41 PM

Hubba hubba!

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Posted 01 May 2008 - 10:44 PM

Useful...

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Posted 01 May 2008 - 10:46 PM

Hubba hubba!
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OOOOH thats got me drooling. Love the Victors-would prefer an fd estate though 8)

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Posted 01 May 2008 - 10:48 PM

there's no stopping you is there Wuvvum!
RIP Julie & Maisie

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#3703 OFFLINE   TheScrapman

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Posted 02 May 2008 - 07:51 AM

1 Cylinder diesel milkfloat. Can legally run on red diesel on the road. Nice.

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Posted 02 May 2008 - 08:03 AM

1 cylinder diesel LOL!!!! Class in a glass!

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Posted 02 May 2008 - 09:16 AM

I'd love to see/hear that running! Must redefine the term "clatter"!Wuvs, that little Honda looks ace. I kinda dig those and the similar era Accords for some reason - probably just for being diddy compared to later examples.

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Posted 02 May 2008 - 09:21 AM

Wuvs, that little Honda looks ace. I kinda dig those and the similar era Accords for some reason - probably just for being diddy compared to later examples.

I'll second that. I bet you could fit that inside one of the last generation civics.
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Posted 02 May 2008 - 10:00 AM

surely the milk would be butter by the time it gets to the doorstep!

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Posted 03 May 2008 - 08:12 AM

Unmolested Viva, apart from these HIDEOUS wheel trims. I'd forgotten about Vivas having no provision for a radio.

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Posted 03 May 2008 - 12:18 PM

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Amazing.

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Posted 03 May 2008 - 01:01 PM

When I was a student I went for a holiday job as an ice cream man, but didn't get it. Think I must have looked too clean.

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Posted 03 May 2008 - 01:19 PM

Love that ice cream van - imagine driving around in that!

(Wearing a scary clown mask, FTW ).

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Posted 03 May 2008 - 02:22 PM

On aussie eBay - its him again, the mystery tat importer!

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Posted 03 May 2008 - 02:25 PM

Chrysler Centura - straight six Chrysler 180!

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Posted 03 May 2008 - 04:17 PM

Love that ice cream van - imagine driving around in that!

(Wearing a scary clown mask, FTW ).

http://www.all4parties.co.uk/images_clow...

That would be amazing, I can imagine a summer blockbuster film coming out of it. Clown faced man in Ice Scream (geddit!?) van terrorises teenages and kills them with a razor sharp scoop and occasionally stabs them with a flake. He is seemingly unstopable for a good 80 minutes of the film. Much over the top gore ensues, I'm sure there will be some sort of moment where blood is used instead of rasberry sauces on a cornet. The remaining teenagers, meaning just the attractive female lead, who has escaped his clutches many times showing some snazzy martial arts moves, and her love interest, are at there wits end. HOW WILL CLOWN ICE CREAM MAN BE BEATEN???

Then the answer hits them, or rather him, side on, on 85 minutes there is a car chase, the two teenages are driving a new BMW or some such thing, as all teenage characters do in these films, which obviously exist in a world without insurance. The Ice Cream van despite it's apparently lack of power keeps up with them no sweat, he is now on their bumper and trying to force them off the road, as they power down a country lane with a huge thunder storm raging on, and chunks of their Beamer being hacked away (Not only does the little Fiat devices have seemingly endless amounts of power, it is also virtually invincible) they finally power over a narrow bridge......

....finally Clown Ice Cream van man's achilles heel is discovered, CROSSWINDS!!! and he and his machine are blown off the bridge and fly down a ravine into a raging river below. Naturally the teenages stop, congratulate themselves and look down below the bridge to see the tangled wreckage of their tormentor. But there is nothing there, paving the way for an endless series of sequels!!!!

I think I have too much time on my hands...... :(

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Posted 03 May 2008 - 04:18 PM

1985 525i "Old SKool Drifter"
No registration document, but I'm sure getting a replacement one from Germany would be easy. Not.
http://cgi.ebay.ie/w... ... 0214496042
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1977 260Z
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1985 Nissan Laurel
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1993 Kia Sephia
A left-hand drive Kia. That'll be snapped up fast. :roll:
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1991 Beirut Taxi
Looks tidy enough and 140000 miles is nothing for one of these.
Two years' test too!
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1969 Massey Ferguson
'MFI 16' vanity plate 8) 8) 8)
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Posted 03 May 2008 - 04:25 PM

Hey those wire wheels really look the part on that Datsun Z. Why didnt I think of that! He ought to put a big 'Toad of Toad hall' brass horn on the front wing too.

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Posted 03 May 2008 - 04:52 PM

Yeah, looks he's got some kind of Jag E-type thing going on.I'd prefer a set of slot mags on it myself, but hey...

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Posted 03 May 2008 - 06:22 PM

Love that ice cream van - imagine driving around in that!

(Wearing a scary clown mask, FTW ).

http://www.all4parties.co.uk/images_clow...

That would be amazing, I can imagine a summer blockbuster film coming out of it. Clown faced man in Ice Scream (geddit!?) van terrorises teenages and kills them with a razor sharp scoop and occasionally stabs them with a flake.
Something similar formed the storyline in a 70's edition of Superman Comic, (or was it Vampirella?) - I may trawl the loft later to try and find them - IIRR

"I scream,
You Scream
We all scream
For Ice cream"

was the cyclepaths catchphrase before stuffing kids in his freezer.....

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Posted 03 May 2008 - 07:44 PM

Right, so here's my shopping list:Fiat 850 ice cream vanScary clown maskChrysler 440 cu/in hemi crate engine (and Fiat adaptor plate)Cable tiesGaffer tapeClaw HammerIce cream chimes tuned to play in minor key

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Posted 03 May 2008 - 08:26 PM

Am i wrong to be getting wood over this??http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... dZViewItem

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