Jump to content

Ebay tat


GrumpyCat

Recommended Posts

Posted Image

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Ford-Granada-Auto-1982-W-Reg_W0QQitemZ190218925324

 

Looks nice, probably going to end up on the track of course. The guy does not tolerate timewasters, even adds a checklist so you can find out if you are one:

 

a tyre kicker is someone who

 

• Does not show up

• Does not bring money

• Kicks the tyres and complains about even the most minor faults

• Seems to know barely anything about the car

• Offers stupid money (a large amount either side of what you expected)

• Keeps asking if he can part exchange his rusty old car for your car, not wondering why anyone wouldn't want it

• Assumes the car is in fine working condition just by kicking the tyres

• Asks questions repeatedly, specifically ones mentioned in adevertising the car

• Gets the manufacturers' name wrong

• Asks if you are willing to transport the car without charge.

• Makes a bid for a car placed on ebay or similar without any positive feedback

• Dresses up as, or asserts that they are a priest or mulla in an attempt to pay less for the car

• Is a young driver who just passed his test looking to buy a cheap old car, spoiler it up, and show off to thier friends. Quite likely to wreck it in a month.

 

 

Pretty accurate! :lol:
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.
×
×
  • Create New...