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#3661 OFFLINE   CortinaDave

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Posted 29 April 2008 - 04:58 PM

Someone please give this cortina a home before it gets raced. I've absolutely nowhwere to put it and its annoying me as it looks a goodunhttp://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... dZViewItem
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#3662 OFFLINE   outlaw118

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Posted 29 April 2008 - 06:48 PM

SWMBO said no to the tincorner.....She won't like this either.....http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... dZViewItem

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Posted 30 April 2008 - 09:41 AM

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#3664 OFFLINE   reallyloud

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Posted 30 April 2008 - 10:38 AM

Good grief. That Datsun is virtually identical to my old (t)rusty steed - mine attracted mice too. Mice urine is an odour that is virtually impossible to get rid of.

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Posted 30 April 2008 - 04:01 PM

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#3666 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 30 April 2008 - 04:07 PM

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#3667 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 30 April 2008 - 04:29 PM

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#3668 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 30 April 2008 - 05:07 PM

here is a dream car of mine: ALFA 33 Mk1 4x4 WAGON

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Terrible photos, and the car looks rough, and its very far away, but its a one-owner job with 60k on..... tempting!

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#3669 OFFLINE   nigel bickle

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Posted 30 April 2008 - 05:31 PM

I've a spare late 33 Sportwagon thats probably off to the fragger soon -if you want it Mr B?Nice runner- chuffing exhaust, dent in every panel but solid. never going to do it -cheaper to scrap than advertise for all the idiots out there
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#3670 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 30 April 2008 - 05:41 PM

Yo NB, I hate to see useful stuff get baled, but TBH i'm trying to cut down on rescues! having said that an injection engine and PAS set-up would be nice to add to my spares pile, whats it like mechanically? Any pics?

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#3671 OFFLINE   CortinaDave

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Posted 30 April 2008 - 05:52 PM

Love the yugo! £185 with a ticket and an hour and a bit to go.. what a bargain.. ideal for a banger rally....
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#3672 OFFLINE   Ross_K

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Posted 30 April 2008 - 11:30 PM

1972 Audi 100 LS
http://cgi.ebay.ie/w... ... 0232168304
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Ovlov BV202 Troop Carrier shite - NOT GR8 4 DRFTN N THA SN0W as tracks appear to be shagged
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#3673 OFFLINE   nigel bickle

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Posted 01 May 2008 - 07:02 AM

Running gear is fine Mr B. Starts immediately -sounds right feels good. Looks a bit of a mess . its got about 10 days left before it goes -so get back to me if you want it.
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Posted 01 May 2008 - 07:56 AM

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#3675 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 01 May 2008 - 11:20 AM

heres right wing extremist french presidential candidate Jean-Marie le Pen's Peugeot 605, looks like some socialists are giving the auction some hammer!

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#3676 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 01 May 2008 - 11:36 AM

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few of these on USA bay:

http://cgi.ebay.com/... ... 0235303096

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'A POUND-SHOP JAY LENO' 

 

CHECK OUT MY AWARD-WINNING SHITE-FIXING BLOG HERE

"THE 2.3 POWERTRAIN IS A SILENT IS AS A FISH, AND IT PULLS LIKE A GREAT"
"Full luxury cream leather with walnut fascists"

"Car shows are full of mentals talking tosh"

"I had no doubt it would pass, but unbelievably, to mine and the MoT tester's amazement, it passed"


#3677 OFFLINE   Timewaster

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Posted 01 May 2008 - 02:12 PM

Well, the title of this thread is "ebay tat" and I think this qualifies for the write up alone:http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... dZViewItem
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#3678 ONLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 01 May 2008 - 05:11 PM

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Looks nice, probably going to end up on the track of course. The guy does not tolerate timewasters, even adds a checklist so you can find out if you are one:

a tyre kicker is someone who

• Does not show up
• Does not bring money
• Kicks the tyres and complains about even the most minor faults
• Seems to know barely anything about the car
• Offers stupid money (a large amount either side of what you expected)
• Keeps asking if he can part exchange his rusty old car for your car, not wondering why anyone wouldn't want it
• Assumes the car is in fine working condition just by kicking the tyres
• Asks questions repeatedly, specifically ones mentioned in adevertising the car
• Gets the manufacturers' name wrong
• Asks if you are willing to transport the car without charge.
• Makes a bid for a car placed on ebay or similar without any positive feedback
• Dresses up as, or asserts that they are a priest or mulla in an attempt to pay less for the car
• Is a young driver who just passed his test looking to buy a cheap old car, spoiler it up, and show off to thier friends. Quite likely to wreck it in a month.

Pretty accurate! :lol:

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"THE 2.3 POWERTRAIN IS A SILENT IS AS A FISH, AND IT PULLS LIKE A GREAT"
"Full luxury cream leather with walnut fascists"

"Car shows are full of mentals talking tosh"

"I had no doubt it would pass, but unbelievably, to mine and the MoT tester's amazement, it passed"


#3679 OFFLINE   Jazzy Jeff

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Posted 01 May 2008 - 05:13 PM

He sounds like the Soup Nazi.

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Posted 01 May 2008 - 06:28 PM

Pfft, I dress up as a mullah all the time for car-buying purposes. Works a treat.

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Posted 01 May 2008 - 06:34 PM

Pfft, I dress up as a mullah all the time for car-buying purposes. Works a treat.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Posted 01 May 2008 - 07:05 PM

Argg! Why so far away? :x

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Posted 01 May 2008 - 07:10 PM

He's got this down as a 'classic', which is questionable, I still would be happy to tank around in it tho... bet my mates would come up with some very orignal jokes on the back of it too.

http://i13.ebayimg.com/04/i/000/ec/cf/db...

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#3684 OFFLINE   r.welfare

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Posted 01 May 2008 - 07:29 PM

Hey man, they actually built those fuggas in my home town. Scrotes and Metros mainly. IT WAS LIKE LONGBRIDGE I TELL THEE

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Posted 01 May 2008 - 07:31 PM

I note that some of these come equipped with airbag suspension. Surely that would provoke some sort of OMG! AIRBAGZ! type hysteria on the 'other' forum?

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Posted 01 May 2008 - 07:33 PM

I would LOVE to see a Metro Chairman bouncing up and down to some PHAT BEATS at a car show, ghetto stylee. Word.

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#3687 OFFLINE   outlaw118

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Posted 01 May 2008 - 07:34 PM

Who wants this? Not me....http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... dZViewItem

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Posted 01 May 2008 - 08:00 PM

Argg! Why so far away? :x

http://i20.ebayimg.com/06/i/000/ed/8e/08...

That's only 10 miles away from me!

I don't think I'd get away with THREE bits of shite in a week, specially when mrs carlo wants a new kitchen.

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Posted 01 May 2008 - 08:19 PM

Who wants this? Not me....http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... dZViewItem

GR8 4 MIDGETS

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Posted 01 May 2008 - 08:50 PM

Who wants this? Not me....http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... dZViewItem

It's a bit like an ikea flat!




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