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#3541 OFFLINE   MrRegieRitmo

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Posted 20 April 2008 - 11:02 AM

http://cgi.ebay.de/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=300217616679&fromMakeTrack=true&ssPageName=VIP:watchlink:top:de

Erk!

http://www.chryslersimca.de/Ebay/simca2....

Absolute porn.
Wow what a yummy car in a scrumptious colour! 8):D

#3542 OFFLINE   MrRegieRitmo

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Posted 20 April 2008 - 12:01 PM

That Alpine is glorious but very expensive. Probably the best available though!It even has a colour coded air freshener! :lol: There's a very interesting symbol on the steering wheel, if it's a Chrysler logo, it's not one I've seen before....

#3543 OFFLINE   Gompo

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Posted 20 April 2008 - 12:05 PM

“I HAVE OWNED THIS CAR FOR ABOUT 3 1/2 YEARS AND HAD EVERY INTENTION OF KEEPING IT, BUT SADLY I'VE JUST SIMPLY NEVER USED IT AND NOW I THINK ITS TIME IT WENT TO A GOOD HOME !! This is a very rare opportunity for someone to purchase a genuine ONE OWNER FROM NEW 626 Coupe …”Eh? Whatever, lovely car.

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#3544 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 20 April 2008 - 03:15 PM

http://i8.ebayimg.com/02/i/000/e7/a9/595...
DRIFZ WEELZ!!! (fit: Vectra)
HA HA HA.

Hey, I bet a vectra with a set of those lashed on looks THE TITZ

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#3545 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 20 April 2008 - 03:54 PM

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WTF!!!!

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Posted 20 April 2008 - 03:58 PM

You'd need a decent set of loppers to get that fugga out. And why WHY would you put another cab on the roof? WHY?

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Posted 20 April 2008 - 04:56 PM

You'd need a decent set of loppers to get that fugga out. And why WHY would you put another cab on the roof? WHY?

My guess is to get some aerial height for the radio communications.unless there was a chap standing up there with binoculars watching for semaphore!
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#3548 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 20 April 2008 - 06:34 PM

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An unremarkabe turdheap 1100. But wait! Is that a thumpin' bass cannon in the boot?

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Fookin elll! Wait till you get Dave Pearce's dance albums pumpin' outta there.

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Posted 20 April 2008 - 06:37 PM

Fookin elll! Wait till you get Dave Pearce's dance albums pumpin' outta there.

Best ICE install evar! And 1000 extra shite points for the homebrew speaker cabs fashioned from scaffold plank offcuts...

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#3550 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 20 April 2008 - 06:52 PM

At least they'll be nice and strong! Can use tham as speakers or axle stands. PRACTICAL

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#3551 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 20 April 2008 - 06:58 PM

Check this for a 'C0CKSUCKERWAGON':

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Posted 20 April 2008 - 06:59 PM

Genius. I must confess to creating similarly stylish and powArful "ICE INSTALLS" in several vehicles in my late teens.

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Posted 20 April 2008 - 07:12 PM

My eyes! 'locasudmariage' for president**of uranus or somewhere similar.

#3554 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 20 April 2008 - 07:40 PM

Beautiful:

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The owner has Alzheimer disease and has only driven it on odd occasions

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Posted 20 April 2008 - 08:39 PM

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#3556 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 20 April 2008 - 08:40 PM

What on earth! The headlight gimp masks were a good move mind you.

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Posted 21 April 2008 - 07:53 AM

MANTA:
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http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0231796806
Whilst these are probably a bit 'cool' for Autoshite, I have included it because (a) it's a bit scratty, and (B) I'm fairly sure it will cause some excitement from the long-locked East Anglian datsun-loving correspondent.

Bang on Pog, that’s bloomin’ lovely. Not 100% keen on the vinyl roof (though I know it came as standard on some models), but in the right colour on Rostyles or well-chosen alloys it’s difficult for me to imagine a more perfectly styled car. Ever.

Hell, I’ve just looked and it’s only in Lowestoft. Surely it’ll go for more than that £300 start price though? Looks like it’d need a heap of work too...

One of them for fun and a C130 Laurel saloon for family stuff, I’d be happy.

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Posted 21 April 2008 - 11:25 AM

Here is a "one off Utility vehicle, 'Jeep Style'"

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This is a Workhorse not a Luxury Vehicle


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Posted 21 April 2008 - 05:34 PM

Perfect. Take all the cortina goodies off and put them back on a cortina. Then weigh it in :D

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Posted 21 April 2008 - 06:03 PM

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Why would you wake up in the morning one day and think "I know what will be a great idea."???

And 12 bids have been recieved?? Please tell me nobody here has bid on it. With iffy handling all to cock and a log book that says it's a still running on petrol it sounds like a full on arse-ache.

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Posted 21 April 2008 - 06:06 PM

I dunno, I think there's something deliciously perverted about an XJS on DERV. Where's REG_BO11OX to jizz over the Perkins Prima?(ps: does this mean someone has put the V12 in a Maestro? :lol: )

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Posted 21 April 2008 - 11:36 PM

Big lardy XJS with a small diesel engine? I bet it's fairly miserable to drive.Would go laarvely with a with a BMW six-cylinder derv lump.GR8 4 UNDERSTEERIN and self-promotionhttp://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0242716709

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Posted 22 April 2008 - 01:19 PM

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Not really Autoshite money - but I rather like these.....

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Posted 22 April 2008 - 02:09 PM

What, Peter Simpson still hasn't sold it yet? Cheap and offbeat, I like it.

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Posted 22 April 2008 - 02:29 PM

When I sold my XJ-S the buyer intended to put a 2.7 Nissan diesel engine in it :roll: Take away the best bit of the car and replace it with something that makes London Taxis go slow. Sometimes there just aren't enough :roll: in the world

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Posted 22 April 2008 - 02:48 PM

What, Peter Simpson still hasn't sold it yet? Cheap and offbeat, I like it.

Or indeed that dinted Volvo with 20K genuine miles!I thought reading CM he was treating it to the body shop - instead its being punted on the bay again. Perhaps his quote was more than "£4 - 500" :?:

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Posted 22 April 2008 - 05:14 PM

What, Peter Simpson still hasn't sold it yet? Cheap and offbeat, I like it.

Or indeed that dinted Volvo with 20K genuine miles!I thought reading CM he was treating it to the body shop - instead its being punted on the bay again. Perhaps his quote was more than "£4 - 500" :?:

He says you need to deal with all the dings, then effectively repaint the whole car bar the middle of the roof. That, done properly, is considerably more than £400!However it is a good price for the mileage, spend £1200 on the paint work and you'd still have a great car.

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Posted 22 April 2008 - 05:18 PM

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Posted 22 April 2008 - 05:40 PM

I really really want that. If it was in Deep Mango with a black interior I'd have a kidney on eBay right now.

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Posted 22 April 2008 - 07:40 PM

That is proper, with a capital P!!!Mate of mine had one, put a Tiger engine in and then ran out of money, so handpainted it orange. Knobjockey.

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