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#3331 OFFLINE   Volksy

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Posted 08 April 2008 - 10:06 AM

Hmm, how about buying this and Raymanboy's hilux/roller turdbox, and you can have a fleet of unconvincing 'days gone by' wedding shite for chavettes on their special day!

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a little time/effort /skill would make Genevieve an attractive investment

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#3332 OFFLINE   Volksy

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Posted 08 April 2008 - 10:41 AM

blimey.. JDM Pillarless stylee!

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#3333 OFFLINE   Ratdat

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Posted 08 April 2008 - 11:38 AM

I want that U11 really bad but I'm broke. I think I'd even trade my SD1 for it. Bummer :cry:

#3334 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 08 April 2008 - 05:52 PM

That bluebird is just superb in every way. Love it! There was a V6 single turbo one of those in Gosforth metals a few years ago.

check this:

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2-door Granada coupe!!!!! Simply import it to the UK, pop it on your driveway, then sit back and wait for it to get hiabbed. 8) 8) 8)

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#3335 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 08 April 2008 - 05:56 PM

Also very kool:

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Long way away though

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#3336 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 08 April 2008 - 05:58 PM

Appealing:

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Nice early two-cylinder Visa! FAST

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Posted 08 April 2008 - 09:38 PM

Hmm, how about buying this and Raymanboy's hilux/roller turdbox, and you can have a fleet of unconvincing 'days gone by' wedding shite for chavettes on their special day!

http://i24.ebayimg.com/08/i/000/e7/78/94...

That actually sullies the good name of shite and crosses the line into just plain shit. It's got to be one of the worst home-made pseudo-vintage replicas I've ever seen. What's more amazing is that it has 11, count them, 11 bids on it, dread to think of their taste in other stuff *shudder*.

I think the real reason it's for sale is that they wheeled it out of the dark garage into the cold light of day and got the shock of his life!

LMFAO when I saw it though :lol: so cheered me up no end!


2 door Mk2 Granada is ACE though and more than makes up for this aberration.

#3338 OFFLINE   Marty

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Posted 09 April 2008 - 08:40 PM

OOOOOF :shock:
Too rich for me, but on my list of things to acquire to shove in a barn when i win the lottery...
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Sadly an ebay search for XR2 turned up these two turdboxes
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#3339 OFFLINE   Torsten2001

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Posted 09 April 2008 - 08:41 PM

check this:

http://i2.ebayimg.com/02/i/000/e6/ff/e82...

http://cgi.ebay.fr/w...:MEWA:IT&ih=002

2-door Granada coupe!!!!! Simply import it to the UK, pop it on your driveway, then sit back and wait for it to get hiabbed. 8)8)8)

I simply had no idea, it's gorgeous!

#3340 OFFLINE   blackbird

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Posted 09 April 2008 - 08:47 PM

blimey.. JDM Pillarless stylee!

http://i15.ebayimg.com/08/i/000/e7/dd/2f...

someone on ZX OC maybe buying this

#3341 OFFLINE   retrogeezer

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Posted 09 April 2008 - 10:11 PM

Ooof indeed, just like the Y reg one my dad had, I vividly remember going up the M3 with him in that car..

I'm a bit concerned with this comment though:

stamped with the free service at 1000 miles, the next service being due now at 12000 miles!!

Have they not heard of 'or annually, whichever comes sooner' I really hope that it has been serviced since 1983. :?



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RIP Julie & Maisie

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Posted 10 April 2008 - 08:34 AM

You'd better be quick Mr Bond!

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Posted 10 April 2008 - 10:38 AM

Now that is amusing - I just logged on to here with the specific purpose of posting that 875... :roll: Bloody cheap, even without an engine. If it weren't on the other side of the world I'd be having a punt.

#3344 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 10 April 2008 - 10:49 AM

WOOD MAKE A GR8 DEL BOY CAR 4 PARTIES ETC, LUVLY JUBBLY! LOL etc.

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Posted 10 April 2008 - 11:17 AM

WOW

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#3346 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 10 April 2008 - 11:21 AM

THE NEW BENCHMARK IN SHIT DEL BOY COPIES:

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it is carpeted out right throught and as a sun roof luvly jubbly

At least he's got the model right I suppose, unlike many.

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#3347 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 10 April 2008 - 11:24 AM

this is great!

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Had a bit of a roast-up in the boiler room though.

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Posted 10 April 2008 - 11:25 AM

Bloody cheap, even without an engine.

That was my thought too. I guess you could use Reliant parts to get it going? Or go the balls out R-R way of a bike engine. :wink: That Lancia is amazing MrB! Pog really ought to hoover that one up since its on his manor! I wonder what went wrong that it got put away?

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Posted 10 April 2008 - 11:26 AM

Those bond things have a hillman imp engine and box, just get a running S/H engine, replace the head gasket, bosh it in and you're away.

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#3350 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 10 April 2008 - 11:30 AM

RUST

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Its in P'boro too, might see if fatha_B fancies getting it for spares.

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Posted 10 April 2008 - 11:45 AM

THE NEW BENCHMARK IN SHIT DEL BOY COPIES:

http://i11.ebayimg.com/01/i/000/e8/65/c2...

http://i24.ebayimg.com/01/i/000/e8/66/23...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...1QQcmdZViewItem

it is carpeted out right throught and as a sun roof luvly jubbly

At least he's got the model right I suppose, unlike many.
I wish they hadn't bothered trying to emulate the natural dirt & grime of the original with thick heavy OTT black paint, it just makes it look like a yellow cow FFS! :roll:

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Posted 10 April 2008 - 11:51 AM

I imagine the 'natural dirt and grime' of the original was done in a similar way, just with a lot more skill.Peckham camo, innit.

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Posted 10 April 2008 - 12:00 PM

Its in P'boro too, might see if fatha_B fancies getting it for spares.

Ouch!

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For once I believe them when they say it'll be crushed if not sold!

D'oh on the Bond/Talbot engine thing. I knew that really!

#3354 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 10 April 2008 - 04:22 PM

Yow!

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Posted 10 April 2008 - 04:30 PM

wowzer, I've lived in/near Yateley since 1987 and I've never seen those around!
RIP Julie & Maisie

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Posted 10 April 2008 - 05:21 PM

VIAGRA CIALIS PR0N TEEN SEX PICS etc

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#3357 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 10 April 2008 - 05:23 PM

What engine do these things have?

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Posted 10 April 2008 - 05:28 PM

OMFG!!!ETC!111!!! My Jaw now aches from hitting the floor so hard!!There is a pristine yellow Bagheera that lives near me, that belongs to someone who works at my old school, I never did in all my time there work out who it belongs too, though I do know whoever it is isn't a teacher.They also occasionally rocked up in a Blue SIMCA 1000 Rallye and used to park in the same place. Too amazing for words.I'd get some pictures but the only time I see them is when I'm driving now, I'm certain that anyone who is involved in a Simca or Matra club must know who it is. They are both way too beautiful an exotic to just have been accuired by chance.

#3359 OFFLINE   MrRegieRitmo

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Posted 10 April 2008 - 05:34 PM

VIAGRA CIALIS PR0N TEEN SEX PICS etc

http://i22.ebayimg.com/03/i/000/e7/d6/af...

http://cgi.ebay.fr/s...emZ320237325836

Phwoarrr sex on wheels! Love it 8) Would love to add it to my collection (my collection of 2 vehicles that is :oops: )

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Posted 10 April 2008 - 05:41 PM

You'd better be quick Mr Bond!

http://i23.ebayimg.com/01/i/000/e6/c4/2e...

this one is ace

i want it, i want it, i want it......
Mooie lamp overigens

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