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#3091 OFFLINE   wuvvum

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Posted 14 March 2008 - 11:13 AM

No mention of heated garages, non-smokers or uniqueness here, but deeply lovely. What are the chances of convincing the keeper of the purse?

http://i3.ebayimg.com/02/i/000/e1/3b/ca7...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ290214154833

That's been on before on more than one occasion. Each time I've bid to what I think it's worth and the reserve hasn't been met. I suspect the owner may have unrealistic expectations. It is deeply lovely though.

#3092 OFFLINE   wuvvum

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Posted 14 March 2008 - 11:21 AM

http://i1.ebayimg.com/01/i/000/de/15/507...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0207185748

Wonderful!
I shall have to keep away from the ale this evening or I fear I may end up owning this.

2.0L? Pre facelift? Beige? You need this car in your life. Get on those beers man.

#3093 OFFLINE   wuvvum

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Posted 14 March 2008 - 12:18 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...1QQcmdZViewItemCan anyone work out what language this gentleman is speaking?

#3094 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 14 March 2008 - 12:28 PM

I can only assume several letters on his keyboard are either missing or broken. I like that he clearly hasn't twigged that some of the Q's are poking fun. :wink: I'll wager that it'll be painted yellow and sat outside some A-road adjacent business premesis before the month is out.

#3095 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 14 March 2008 - 01:43 PM

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Q: does the passengers air bag switch off so you can put a baby seat in the front? regards dave.

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Amazing.
Should people who actually think a 15 year old Lada Samara comes equipped exactly the same as a 5-star NCAP shopping trolley be allowed to breed?
At least they didn't ask in txt spk I suppose. :roll:

#3096 OFFLINE   michiel

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Posted 14 March 2008 - 01:48 PM

The answer is almost as wtf though:'Hi Dave, I don't think there is a passenger air bag, but i haven't seen a switch to turn it off if there is one.'

#3097 OFFLINE   Ratdat

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Posted 14 March 2008 - 01:52 PM

I'm tempted to ask if it has reverse park sensors and sat nav :lol:

#3098 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 14 March 2008 - 02:02 PM

Give me strength.

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#3099 OFFLINE   Ross_K

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Posted 14 March 2008 - 02:04 PM

I like the way he doctored the number plates with black insulating tape.

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Posted 14 March 2008 - 02:34 PM

It starts every time, first time

But in this picture, what do we see but ye olde faithful jumpstart pack.

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#3101 OFFLINE   michiel

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Posted 14 March 2008 - 03:05 PM

Well spotted!

#3102 OFFLINE   MrRegieRitmo

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Posted 14 March 2008 - 06:40 PM

http://i1.ebayimg.com/01/i/000/de/15/507...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0207185748

Wonderful!
I shall have to keep away from the ale this evening or I fear I may end up owning this.

2.0L? Pre facelift? Beige? You need this car in your life. Get on those beers man.
"PLEASE FEEL FREE TO COME AND HAVE A LOOK,THE KETTLE IS ALWAYS WARM."

Surely that seals the deal?!! :D

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Posted 14 March 2008 - 07:35 PM

It starts every time, first time

But in this picture, what do we see but ye olde faithful jumpstart pack.

http://i21.ebayimg.com/06/i/000/df/ce/bc...
If that's an Aldi jumpstarter then the Lada really must start every time, first time.

#3104 OFFLINE   wuvvum

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Posted 14 March 2008 - 08:10 PM

Naw, that doesn't look like an Aldi jumpstarter - they're a different design to that. That looks like the one I bought from Maplins last week for £19.99. I was skeptical, but it managed to jump start the Cadillac (twice) and the diesel Rover on one charge.

#3105 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 14 March 2008 - 10:06 PM

ZOINKS!

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ZamaZing!
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#3106 OFFLINE   carlo

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Posted 14 March 2008 - 10:24 PM

God those last Wartburgs were ugly with their colour coded grilles & spoilers. I thought the earlier ones were quite distinctive.

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Posted 14 March 2008 - 11:35 PM

God those last Wartburgs were ugly with their colour coded grilles & spoilers.

Thereby scoring extra shite points :) If I had somewhere to keep that I'd be on it like a flash.

#3108 OFFLINE   r.welfare

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Posted 15 March 2008 - 05:25 PM

That Sherpa is WONDERFUL.

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Posted 15 March 2008 - 09:19 PM

It's UNIQUE, but sadly no mention of heated garage, nor whether David Cameron ever smoked in it ...http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... dZViewItemIt also has PROVIDENCE :shock:

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Posted 15 March 2008 - 09:41 PM

Niiice!!!Check this out - a touch optimistic, and the English is terrible too....http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... dZViewItem

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Posted 15 March 2008 - 10:07 PM

Cameron LOVES shite, a few years back he used to drive a brown A-reg Espace... the geezer asking 10k for it must be smoking very similar things though...

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Posted 15 March 2008 - 10:47 PM

It's UNIQUE, but sadly no mention of heated garage, nor whether David Cameron ever smoked in it ...http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... dZViewItemIt also has PROVIDENCE :shock:

It's hard to know which is less likely, Cameron becoming PM or the seller getting ten grand for a Fiat 500...

#3113 OFFLINE   Ross_K

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Posted 15 March 2008 - 10:55 PM

In a parallel universe this is a highly desirable, tastefully done motor...

http://cgi.ebay.com/... ... 0205332337
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#3114 OFFLINE   wuvvum

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Posted 15 March 2008 - 11:47 PM

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Cheeeeeap!!!

#3115 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 15 March 2008 - 11:56 PM

SPARES REPAIR

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CHECK OUT MY AWARD-WINNING SHITE-FIXING BLOG HERE

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"I had no doubt it would pass, but unbelievably, to mine and the MoT tester's amazement, it passed"


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Posted 16 March 2008 - 12:00 AM

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May I request a "shiters amnesty" on this one? :wink:

#3117 OFFLINE   wuvvum

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Posted 16 March 2008 - 12:04 AM

Ooops, and that was my last pair of clean jeans... :? What a stunner! OK, I'll hold off, but only 'cos you spotted it first. :wink:

#3118 OFFLINE   Jazzy Jeff

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Posted 16 March 2008 - 12:07 AM

Gordini Alloys on that Quatrelle must be worth a bit. Stunning.

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Posted 16 March 2008 - 10:46 AM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0220623444
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ps.. pog you cheapskate, £1.04???? :wink:
I need tyres for the Lada, so I'm selling :(

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#3120 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 16 March 2008 - 01:04 PM

'imbethondion' got a mega bargin here!

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£310, nice one!

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"Car shows are full of mentals talking tosh"

"I had no doubt it would pass, but unbelievably, to mine and the MoT tester's amazement, it passed"





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