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#3061 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 12 March 2008 - 06:14 PM

No pics yet, but given the descriptions "Terrible" and "Imagine the worst and double it" I cant wait!

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... dZViewItem

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HE WASN'T LIEING!
What a shitter.

#3062 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 12 March 2008 - 06:19 PM

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Posted 12 March 2008 - 06:19 PM

At least those wheel trimz brighten it up a bit.

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#3064 OFFLINE   retrogeezer

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Posted 12 March 2008 - 06:48 PM

You wouldn't want to jet wash it would you... :lol:
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#3065 OFFLINE   outlaw118

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Posted 12 March 2008 - 07:24 PM

Another colourblind gimp...http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... :IT&ih=016

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#3066 ONLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 13 March 2008 - 12:24 PM

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2-door sierra sapphire! Clever stuff. But:

This Car Is Unique There Is Only One Other In Exsistance

:?

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#3067 OFFLINE   michiel

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Posted 13 March 2008 - 12:50 PM

a) what's the point of that thing? Is he a Mustang Notchback fan? B) yeah, unique... every other Fiat 500 or '70s Opel Kadett in Holland is advertised as 'unique', although there are usually 4 or 5 offered for sale on the same page...

#3068 OFFLINE   michiel

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Posted 13 March 2008 - 12:53 PM

7 litres, brown.
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Yellow, quartic.
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Minxes Convertible. Yum.

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Posted 13 March 2008 - 01:46 PM

2-door sierra sapphire! Clever stuff. But:

This Car Is Unique There Is Only One Other In Exsistance

:?

The words cut & shut spring to my mind. Does anyone else remember George Coles car in Comrade Dad? Mixture of Allegro and Escort IIRC

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Posted 13 March 2008 - 01:52 PM

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2-door sierra sapphire! Clever stuff. But:

This Car Is Unique There Is Only One Other In Exsistance

:?
Funnily enough, I did a photoshop of something along those lines ages ago.

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#3071 OFFLINE   outlaw118

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Posted 13 March 2008 - 01:53 PM

Blue? Just about........http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... :IT&ih=010

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Posted 13 March 2008 - 06:58 PM

Without reading that multicoloured Allegro ebay ad, didn't they can the quartic steering wheel about a year after the car was introduced?

#3073 OFFLINE   Mike D

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Posted 13 March 2008 - 09:13 PM

Beast...

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Posted 13 March 2008 - 09:31 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... dZViewItemOne for the AS big night out?

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Posted 13 March 2008 - 09:43 PM

7Litres...brown...wuvvum where are you..WUVVUM !

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Posted 13 March 2008 - 10:07 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/limousine-disco-party-bus-with-full-bar-and-pole_W0QQitemZ160218015215QQihZ006QQcategoryZ122144QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

One for the AS big night out?

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Love the smashed window effect.

I agree, this is the party bus to be reckoned with. Autoshite whipround! Scrape together a tenner and I'll find us some poledancers.

Alternatively we could re-use the ones from the milkfloat.

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Posted 13 March 2008 - 10:19 PM

V nice, but 1) "Unique"2) "Heated garage"http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... dZViewItemWonder if it's been smoked in? Want the set :lol: :lol:

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Posted 13 March 2008 - 10:22 PM

Top David Hamilton SKILZ http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... dZViewItem

#3079 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 13 March 2008 - 10:25 PM

No mention of heated garages, non-smokers or uniqueness here, but deeply lovely. What are the chances of convincing the keeper of the purse?

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#3080 OFFLINE   Ross_K

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Posted 13 March 2008 - 10:27 PM

V nice, but

1) "Unique"

2) "Heated garage"

NOT ONLY WAS IT GARAGED IT WAS WRAPPED UP IN BLANKETS

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

#3081 OFFLINE   pompei

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Posted 13 March 2008 - 10:29 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... dZViewItemBring on the crusher

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Posted 13 March 2008 - 10:32 PM

No mention of heated garages, non-smokers or uniqueness here, but deeply lovely. What are the chances of convincing the keeper of the purse?

Crikey! That's a bit special!

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Posted 13 March 2008 - 10:35 PM

As a GANGSTA I love thishttp://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... dZViewItem

#3084 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 13 March 2008 - 10:37 PM

No mention of heated garages, non-smokers or uniqueness here, but deeply lovely. What are the chances of convincing the keeper of the purse?

Crikey! That's a bit special!

'Tis isn't it. Might pop over for a nose at the weekend. :D

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Posted 13 March 2008 - 10:51 PM

1992 Integra. I specially like the total pointlessness of the second photo. :roll:
http://cgi.ebay.ie/w... ... 0211317047
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1996 Probe. Probes are shite, aren't they?
http://cgi.ebay.ie/w... ... 0230516394
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1993 Toyota Corona. Diesel + auto box = shite.
http://cgi.ebay.ie/w... ... 0211881557
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Ferret. For sale "due to illness". Yeah, smoke inhalation I'd say...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0204547154
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#3086 OFFLINE   michiel

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Posted 13 March 2008 - 11:10 PM

Top David Hamilton SKILZ

LOLLAH!

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Posted 14 March 2008 - 12:29 AM

Someone on here must want a crack at these very rare cars!?

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#3088 OFFLINE   Baz

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Posted 14 March 2008 - 03:55 AM

Monstrosity....

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:shock:
2005 Honda Accord 2.2i-CTDi Executive Tourer....Not Shite, but splendid nonetheless!
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#3089 OFFLINE   Richard

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Posted 14 March 2008 - 05:53 AM

Someone on here must want a crack at these very rare cars!?

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l170/M...

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l170/M...

http://motors.uk.fre...hoke-479002.htm

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l170/M...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...m#onPhotoChoice

I want both of them.

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Posted 14 March 2008 - 10:15 AM

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Wonderful!
I shall have to keep away from the ale this evening or I fear I may end up owning this.




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