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#3031 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 09 March 2008 - 07:07 PM

POg man. I can see your council workmans jacket slung over the back of the seat and your Players No.6 wedged in the dash. Get on it!

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#3032 OFFLINE   M'coli

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Posted 09 March 2008 - 08:29 PM

Heres a savvy eBayer advertising some 'Webber Crabs'

http://i20.ebayimg.com/06/i/000/e0/15/23...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ270218277858

they have been stored in my garage for about two years. you could bolt them straight on to the engine and connect the throttle cable and start it up and they should work

Yeah thats gonna happen!!!! :lol::lol:
They'll be just the job to make an Escort go sideways, then!

#3033 OFFLINE   Mash

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Posted 09 March 2008 - 08:52 PM

Have we seen this horror yet?

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#3034 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 09 March 2008 - 08:56 PM

Difficult to think of a worse-proportioned vehicle. Dire!

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#3035 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 09 March 2008 - 09:12 PM

How appealing is this then!

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ320226439168

recently done the head gasket starts bt dont run very well needs new leads i think and smokes a bit while cold

Nice job :lol:

the dash board came out and was replaced with a black one well half replaced bt do hav all the bits to put it bk together

Mmmmmm!

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#3036 OFFLINE   pompei

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Posted 09 March 2008 - 09:35 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... dZViewItemAviator shite - love the tape on the tubes

#3037 OFFLINE   outlaw118

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Posted 09 March 2008 - 10:32 PM

The most important question is "What would Scooby Do?"http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... dZViewItem

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#3038 OFFLINE   STUNO

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Posted 10 March 2008 - 01:36 AM

I always check sellers other listingsyou never know...the lister of the provost might really betrying to sell a mercedes 200 or some ex police vans. he got my attention :!:

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Posted 10 March 2008 - 10:32 AM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0210929727
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These are great, and this one looks properly intimidating 8)

#3040 OFFLINE   Ross_K

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Posted 10 March 2008 - 09:17 PM

Shite enough for ya?

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0212415506

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#3041 OFFLINE   retrogeezer

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Posted 11 March 2008 - 12:05 AM

If I click on the other photos on that Lagonda auction it takes me to an ebay log -in page.....seems a bit strange?
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Posted 11 March 2008 - 12:29 AM

Shite enough for ya?

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0212415506

http://carad.ebayimg.com/i4/05/a/000/77/...

Shite enough because of this



Pricey shite seller

Yes, a smoker owned this vehicle - but the owner was very concientious and careful when smoking in this vehicle



#3043 OFFLINE   Ross_K

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Posted 11 March 2008 - 01:05 AM

I think the seller is quite possibly raymanboy's cousin :lol:

The previous owner was unavailable for comment...

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#3044 OFFLINE   Adrian_pt

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Posted 11 March 2008 - 04:55 PM

This must be solid gold shite:http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... dZViewItem

#3045 OFFLINE   Adrian_pt

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Posted 11 March 2008 - 05:00 PM

But this is just beautiful:http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... dZViewItem

#3046 OFFLINE   Ross_K

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Posted 11 March 2008 - 05:24 PM

'88 RX7
http://cgi.ebay.ie/w... ... 0213469512
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'84 AE86 GR8 4 DR1FT1N etc etc - seems to be a bit of a colour mismatch under the bonnet...
http://cgi.ebay.ie/w... ... 0217367557
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'97 Skoda Felicia 1.3 :shock:
http://cgi.ebay.ie/w... ... 0205588808
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'96 Toyota Granvia pikey wagon
http://cgi.ebay.ie/w... ... 0224334773
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#3047 OFFLINE   outlaw118

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Posted 11 March 2008 - 10:47 PM

Huh? Whats this then?http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... dZViewItemWhats a Golf Cross? Or should that be WHY is this Golf cross??!!

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#3048 OFFLINE   Timewaster

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Posted 11 March 2008 - 11:43 PM

No pics yet, but given the descriptions "Terrible" and "Imagine the worst and double it" I cant wait!http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... dZViewItem
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Posted 12 March 2008 - 07:51 AM

That Golf Cross:'Check out the number plate it matches great with this car'so perhaps then it is a cross with a Porsche 914, which of course was a cross with a VW :wink:

#3050 OFFLINE   Cheggers

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Posted 12 March 2008 - 11:01 AM

Chaaaaav-tastic :lol: :lol: :lol:

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...1QQcmdZViewItem

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Love the ex-girlfriend reference

And why is it listed as red, when it clearly aint??
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#3051 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 12 March 2008 - 11:07 AM

The Q+A on that Renner is a shocking indictment of Britain today. How do these mongs who clearly struggle with basic literacy ever actually find jobs that would allow then to afford to create/buy these hideous creations?

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Posted 12 March 2008 - 11:07 AM

What a charmer.That 21 has been on eBay umpteen times, I accidentally clicked on it when looking for cars under £500 within 100 miles. :( VOMITOUSSome geniuses asking the seller questions...

I bin savein 4 a Escort Coswerth, but still a few £££ short lol, is your thing as qik? Ta m8



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Posted 12 March 2008 - 11:17 AM

Q: I bin savein 4 a Escort Coswerth, but still a few £££ short lol, is your thing as qik? Ta m8 11-Mar-08A: its quick enough and its all depending on the spec of ure cossie like every other car no one could really say whats quicker without a race really

:lol: Chav dimwit or piss-taker from BarryBoys? Who knows.

#3054 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 12 March 2008 - 11:24 AM

here's an R21 that's much more 'our bag':
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Enjoyed the reason for ownership :lol:

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Posted 12 March 2008 - 11:44 AM

Not that many left so will make an interesting classic vehicle, or ideal for a solid base for a 21 Turbo conversion.

Not rly, 21 Turbos have longitudinal engines.

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Posted 12 March 2008 - 04:06 PM

I am sure I posted this, but it doesnt seem to have appeared..

Not on Ebay but needs saving, has been available for a while so I feel it cant be long for this world with the current owner:

Fiat 130

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Was £200 in a previous advert, not sure why it's gone upto £300 but I bet they'd take less.

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Posted 12 March 2008 - 04:21 PM

http://www.gumtree.com/posting_images/39...

Well spotted Gompo. What a glorious slab of a bargain - someone here must want it/have space and time for it?

I once saw one in convoy with a Mustang and E Type on the M4. Needless to say, I was the only other driver ogling the Fiat - couldn't take my eyes off it!

#3058 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 12 March 2008 - 05:36 PM

That is totally unbelievable.

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Posted 12 March 2008 - 05:54 PM

YOW! That 130 is KOOL, think I'll give them a ring for some more gen.I assume the price hike to be "Nares Tax"... At one point there was a 100% probability of any Fiat 130 sale in the UK being shafted by that wooly-haired oddball.

#3060 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 12 March 2008 - 06:05 PM

I've paid £60/month for 5 years now to store one of those which is probably no better than that one! A bargain.

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"Car shows are full of mentals talking tosh"

"I promised her I would waxoyl her Polo"





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