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#3001 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 08 March 2008 - 11:26 PM

^ lol ^That is only minor film though. My mate managed to flog his Vogue SE with a massive clump of grass growing on the bumper.

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Posted 08 March 2008 - 11:28 PM

Ooh la la 8) I really want to own one of these one day...

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Posted 08 March 2008 - 11:34 PM

This horror looks like it's come straight off the set of Robocop...

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Posted 08 March 2008 - 11:44 PM

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If the chairman of your company drove this, you'd be seriously worried about your future, surely.

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Posted 08 March 2008 - 11:58 PM

We had a Chairman come to see us 2-3 yrs ago in an old S-Class. They went bust halfway through the job...

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Posted 08 March 2008 - 11:59 PM

If the chairman of your company drove this, you'd be seriously worried about your future, surely.

"He thinks it should be worth a £1000 or more to someone who may want a retoration project, so hopefully someone will agree or I will be out of a job"A grand?! Hope the seller likes watching The Jeremy Kyle Show and eating economy hot dogs, the dole beckons.

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Posted 09 March 2008 - 12:05 AM

LOL. I would probably eat economy hot-dogs. Mrs Pog LOVES J. Kyle. What does that say. I currently tease the senior partners at work about their lack of "plutocrat" transport, but on the unlikely chance one of them rocked up in that I would be doing a mass email-CV-send, clearing my desk and running down the road screaming like a pussy.

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Posted 09 March 2008 - 01:44 AM

Being that I work for the council, no one is allowed fancy cars, so my boss has a basic Focus and his boss has a Chrysler PT Cruiser with extra plastic chrome rubbish. You'd think he'd show some class with a Hyundai XG30 or Kia Magnetis.This leaves me to raise our profile with the classy Galant, automatically qualifying me as an executive. Even though I have to work 7am-10pm, chasing rats around with a broom, making tea for work experience girls and eating old sandwiches out of the bin. If I'm lucky.

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Posted 09 March 2008 - 08:15 AM

You get a broom? Bloody luxury! Etc. :lol:

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Posted 09 March 2008 - 08:26 AM

Old sandwiches?In my day we had to eat coal for us dinner.

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Posted 09 March 2008 - 09:25 AM

We had to eat coal for dinner but they lit it first.

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Posted 09 March 2008 - 09:31 AM

^^ So what, no-one wants to eat raw coal.

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Posted 09 March 2008 - 10:06 AM

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i added all the stickers and thay are easily removed but are such fun!!

Wheres the 'vomit' smiley.

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Posted 09 March 2008 - 10:10 AM

Jesus wept.

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Posted 09 March 2008 - 10:28 AM

Zany! I bet it'd be great 'fun' to spend an evening with the owner.

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Posted 09 March 2008 - 12:16 PM

This is majorly giving me the horn... I think I might be having a talk with my 'Chief Household Accountant'.

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... dZViewItem

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Also feeling some love for this -

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Posted 09 March 2008 - 01:25 PM

Got to be the turbo for me, especially as it's been owned by a non-smoker :roll: Check this baby out!! gr8 4 dRIFTINhttp://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... :IT&ih=011

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Posted 09 March 2008 - 01:36 PM

http://i22.ebayimg.com/02/i/000/dd/f2/3d...

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Would be great if the owner was an enormous bearded biker.

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Posted 09 March 2008 - 01:50 PM

Does that badged Cav belong to the badged Merc man? :roll:

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Posted 09 March 2008 - 01:55 PM

This is a nice old thing, looks llike it could be cheap too:

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Posted 09 March 2008 - 05:16 PM

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!11

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TOO KOOL 4 SKOOL

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Posted 09 March 2008 - 05:19 PM

Heres a savvy eBayer advertising some 'Webber Crabs'

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they have been stored in my garage for about two years. you could bolt them straight on to the engine and connect the throttle cable and start it up and they should work

Yeah thats gonna happen!!!! :lol::lol:

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#3023 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 09 March 2008 - 05:26 PM

Check this out for an eBay photo, to be fair he's got other better pics but this one is class in a glass:

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Posted 09 March 2008 - 05:27 PM

Isn't this lovely?http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... hotoChoice

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Posted 09 March 2008 - 05:29 PM

This is making me moist, especially at this money ...http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... dZViewItem

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Posted 09 March 2008 - 05:29 PM

One for the renner lickers:

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Kick in some of the panels for a proper 'Romanian look'

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Posted 09 March 2008 - 05:33 PM

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LOOK OUT!

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Posted 09 March 2008 - 05:52 PM

Both those BMC commercials are fab and I love the R12 too.WTF is the Barbie girls house gonna be like?? *shudder*

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Posted 09 March 2008 - 05:58 PM

That J2 is straight out of Trumpton. I bet driving it is a miserable experience!

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Posted 09 March 2008 - 06:52 PM

SHAG A CAT. I want to OWN that JU250.




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