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Started by GrumpyCat , Feb 21 2007 08:39 PM

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#2971 OFFLINE   Jazzy Jeff

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Posted 07 March 2008 - 07:27 PM

I love the Bridgestone rally stickers on it. I'm not sure that would beat a pedestrian at the lights. I'd love to tootle about in it, I'd would be like driving a tiny wee tractor!

This however, well, words fail me. There should be jail terms handed out for stuff like this.

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#2972 OFFLINE   outlaw118

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Posted 07 March 2008 - 08:04 PM

Thats appalling, and I've just had my tea. Will be seeing it again shortly....

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Posted 07 March 2008 - 11:16 PM

Shite down under.

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http://cgi.ebay.com.... ... 0211799539
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1982 Hilux.
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GETTING A LITTLE OLD BUT COULD STILL PULL 2.5 TONNE OF STONE UP WILLUNGA HILL

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1978 Scrote. I can see this one heading to these shores and going on Ebay UK for 5 grand :shock:
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1984 Pontiac Bonneville. Gold plate those rims and get some leopard print seat covers. Pimptacular.
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Posted 08 March 2008 - 03:35 AM

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Posted 08 March 2008 - 06:05 AM

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T+T 2009, 1.3GL FTW!

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Posted 08 March 2008 - 08:58 AM

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V8 power!

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#2977 OFFLINE   outlaw118

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Posted 08 March 2008 - 06:28 PM

I want that Volvo, but I fear I will be living in it if purchased....mind you theres more room in it than my "den"........

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Posted 08 March 2008 - 06:31 PM

Not only listed for the shiteness of the car - "Ausin Martin", it's not red either, but check out the q & a bit at the bottom... :lol: http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... dZViewItem

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Posted 08 March 2008 - 06:38 PM

Q: Nice presentation on what appears to be a bag of sh*te. Good luck sellig it!! 07-Mar-08
A: Is there really a need for comments like this?

I think there probably is in this case:

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Posted 08 March 2008 - 06:40 PM

It has to be probably one of the most horrific old shitters I've seen in months. And you can't even banger race it!!! :roll:

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Posted 08 March 2008 - 07:17 PM

I bet the bids it's attracted are for the number plate. It isn't showing up on DVLA's check so I bet there would be trouble using it on that car, let alone transferring it.

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Posted 08 March 2008 - 07:22 PM

Where I used to work a customer had one of these things. It was an utterly unconvincing replica but it seemed he thought nobody was aware it wasn't an Aston :lol:

#2983 OFFLINE   Richard

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Posted 08 March 2008 - 07:25 PM

The front must look pretty bad if he isn't willing to show a picture of it.

#2984 OFFLINE   Milford Cubicle

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Posted 08 March 2008 - 07:25 PM

What does it look like from the front? :shock:

#2985 OFFLINE   Jazzy Jeff

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Posted 08 March 2008 - 07:26 PM

Laissez la surenchère commencer!!

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Posted 08 March 2008 - 07:27 PM

What does it look like from the front? :shock:

I've asked that, let's see if I get a reply.

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Posted 08 March 2008 - 09:08 PM

Q: Nice presentation on what appears to be a bag of sh*te. Good luck sellig it!! 07-Mar-08
A: Is there really a need for comments like this?

I think there probably is in this case:

http://i22.ebayimg.com/02/i/000/df/63/68...

http://i4.ebayimg.com/02/i/000/df/62/ddb...

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That is just unbelievably shit. I really think that takes the biscuit so far, even worse than that 'famous' mini scamp with the exhaust stack and the 'flowing' front wings. Utterly incredible, just what was going through the mind of the person at the exact time they put those pink dragon stickers on. Probably "Hmm.... to be fair, from certain angles you can tell this isnt a real Aston. So, i'll stick some pink dragon stickers on, that should do the trick"

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Posted 08 March 2008 - 09:09 PM

Humber sceptres austin spotted on the bay :shock:

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Posted 08 March 2008 - 09:10 PM

I saw that, didnt realise it was our man's! I might have a dabble. SOmeone 'contact the seller' and ask why he never comes on his own fuggin forum anymore!

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Posted 08 March 2008 - 09:12 PM

I saw that, didnt realise it was our man's! I might have a dabble. SOmeone 'contact the seller' and ask why he never comes on his own fuggin forum anymore!

Looks like someone else has it for sale though. Has hs a new shite steed that I missed?

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Posted 08 March 2008 - 09:29 PM

What a peculiar situation.

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Posted 08 March 2008 - 09:49 PM

Great sales skills:http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0214494265

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Posted 08 March 2008 - 10:08 PM

I despair of some people, I really do.....Snotgobblers!!! Arsewipes etc etc

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Posted 08 March 2008 - 10:27 PM

It is hellish good to know it's a non-smoker vehicle though.

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Posted 08 March 2008 - 10:57 PM

This is finishing in a few hours, nice early espace, runs and drives OK.... 100 euros!

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Posted 08 March 2008 - 10:59 PM

Fugging hell that Espace is ACE!Did RennA even dare fetching BEIGE/BROWN ones over here? If they did it is deffo worth impregnating 'Er Indoors again, just as an excuse to own one.

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Posted 08 March 2008 - 11:03 PM

Aaaargh! It's Horrible! Run away!

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Posted 08 March 2008 - 11:09 PM

[quote name="Ebay moron"]i would of put 17 or 19 inch wheels[/quote]

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I will still 'watch' though. Nothing a couple of hours wouldn't sort. And satisfying, removing some twunts pathetic barrying and luzzing it in a wheelie bin.[/quote]

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Posted 08 March 2008 - 11:10 PM

Aaaargh! It's Horrible! Run away!

http://i17.ebayimg.com/04/i/000/df/73/c3...

That is a turd of a large magnitude :shock:
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Q: hi what sort of price are u looking for thanks steve 08-Mar-08
A: as much as possible obviously,an original hornet fetches between £4000-£8000

Is this true? or more proof he is on drugs :shock:

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Posted 08 March 2008 - 11:22 PM

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Sorry the cars a little grubby

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