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#61 OFFLINE   Junkman

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Posted 24 July 2017 - 09:32 PM

Glorious.
Does the Junkwoman approve? Or know?

 

She was laughing her arse off.

 

Mind you, she's from a farm in Nova Scotia, so she doesn't get the concept that they are somewhat exotic over here.

For her, it's the most normal thing to buy for a normal dad, so she finds it funny that exactly I would buy something like this.


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Posted 24 July 2017 - 10:13 PM

A glorious barouche like this requires a wardrobe of scratchy synthetic fibre clothing in a variety of dull earth tones and a soundtrack rich with wa-wa pedal. The temporary guardian of this tremendous locomotive deserves an award of some kind, the Order of Distinguished Shite Ownership; it will look like a Feu Orange air freshener to the uninitiated but will be made of swarovski crystal and faux carbon fibre.


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#63 OFFLINE   Junkman

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Posted 24 July 2017 - 10:15 PM

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Posted 24 July 2017 - 11:08 PM

A glorious barouche like this requires a wardrobe of scratchy synthetic fibre clothing in a variety of dull earth tones and a soundtrack rich with wa-wa pedal. The temporary guardian of this tremendous locomotive deserves an award of some kind, the Order of Distinguished Shite Ownership; it will look like a Feu Orange air freshener to the uninitiated but will be made of swarovski crystal and faux carbon fibre.

 

Are you suggesting I can't wear yellow trousers and listen to the Blues in it?


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Posted 24 July 2017 - 11:54 PM

Chicago blues can haz wa-wa, Memphis not so much because acoustic.

 

These guys are winning in yellow(ish).

 

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Posted 25 July 2017 - 12:06 AM

1974 men's fashion:

 

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Yellow trousers!


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Posted 25 July 2017 - 12:32 AM

when you have a meet you need to make angyl turn up in his purple suit for extra (white) huggy bear points


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Posted 25 July 2017 - 12:50 AM

Make me show up in my velvet jacket and ridiclulous orange almost-Pascha shirt too for added win.


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Posted 25 July 2017 - 01:56 AM

Get a haircut.


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Posted 25 July 2017 - 02:15 AM

Is it that bad?!

 

Also, no.


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Posted 25 July 2017 - 12:50 PM

This should be the easiest collection ever: drive there in the Renault, park it in the boot and drive home.


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Posted 25 July 2017 - 01:18 PM

This should be the easiest collection ever: drive there in the Renault, a-frame the LTD to its back and drive home.

 

EFA


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Posted 25 July 2017 - 02:14 PM

This should be the easiest collection ever: drive there in the Renault, park it in the trunk and drive home.

EFA again!


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Posted 25 July 2017 - 02:30 PM

Are you suggesting I can't wear yellow trousers and listen to the Blues in it?

 

Yellow trousers are definitely in, I think the tunes could be a bit more funk than blues though.

 

...unless you have a New Orleans number plate


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Posted 25 July 2017 - 02:33 PM

Agreed, it's got Blaxploitation written all over it!


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Posted 25 July 2017 - 03:43 PM

Greensploitation.
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Posted 25 July 2017 - 04:11 PM

Where can we create the biggest chaos?

 

Dartford Tunnel, Friday at 5pm, or similar


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Posted 25 July 2017 - 04:15 PM

Spaghetti Junction?


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Posted 25 July 2017 - 04:15 PM

Coldwarmotors! Yahhhh Same Old Shit!.....................

LOL!!!


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Posted 25 July 2017 - 04:17 PM

I get you Junkman its so Unremarkable a car its actually Epic!

Truth is I want a big Feck Off Wagon,but im not allowed :(


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Posted 25 July 2017 - 04:19 PM

I get you Junkman its so Unremarkable a car its actually Epic!
Truth is I want a big Feck Off Wagon,but im not allowed :(


Neither was I! I did it anyway...

I'm not going to tell you this is what you should do. But you really should!
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Posted 25 July 2017 - 04:21 PM

Where can we create the biggest chaos?

 

Chasing about Trigger's workplace would be a start.

 

It will be just like a film, what with the squealing tyres circling the shipping containers.  Gunshot sound effects optional.

Not only that, Trigger himself could* assist with any overhead camera work.

 

Felixtowe might be put on the Hollywood map.

 

I am looking forward to this.


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Posted 25 July 2017 - 04:21 PM

http://www.ebay.co.u...kgAAOSwbtVZTdKj


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Posted 25 July 2017 - 04:25 PM

http://www.ebay.co.u...kgAAOSwbtVZTdKj


Make it so! That's a right beast!
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Posted 25 July 2017 - 04:25 PM

Neither was I! I did it anyway...

I'm not going to tell you this is what you should do. But you really should!

You have unleashed my evil laugh all the birds are falling from the trees!

A Yanky Landyacht is a reasonable replacement for a modern Golf Diseasal isn't it Dan?


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Posted 25 July 2017 - 04:28 PM

DO IT!

 

Even a scrap landyacht is a reasonable replacement for a .... no I can't say those words.  Just buy the freakin' wagon, Jodie, then we've got all the Big Three represented here!


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Posted 25 July 2017 - 04:40 PM

He shouldn't have painted that; even flat pogweaseled metallic green with lacquer peel is better than blackboard paint applied with a yardbrush.


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Posted 25 July 2017 - 04:52 PM

He shouldn't have painted that; even flat pogweaseled metallic green with lacquer peel is better than blackboard paint applied with a yardbrush.

Couldn't agree more would love to get the paint off that..........................


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Posted 25 July 2017 - 04:52 PM

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Posted 25 July 2017 - 07:31 PM


Where can we create the biggest chaos?


A convoy over Hardknott pass
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