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#451 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 29 August 2017 - 06:43 PM

How is this thread on 15 bastard pages?! 

 

Because you've replied 180 times?


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Posted 29 August 2017 - 06:45 PM

Because you've replied 180 times?

 

181 times!


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What we need is more poo brown cars.


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Posted 29 August 2017 - 06:45 PM

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What we need is more poo brown cars.


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Posted 29 August 2017 - 06:47 PM

I have searched, so far i have only found an Glaswegian Escort. Depends on how much i pay if she comes with dealer plates or not. :mrgreen:


Bet she will have too many miles under her belt
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Posted 29 August 2017 - 07:22 PM

SCORTED

 

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Safe now. Everything's lead lined.

 

 


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Posted 29 August 2017 - 08:23 PM

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Posted 29 August 2017 - 09:48 PM

Yeah come on Hendry by a car we want to see some Escort action.

Edit. Jesus, look at the spelling and punctuation, what I mean is...

Yeah, come on Hendry, buy a car, we want to see some Escort action.
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Posted 29 August 2017 - 09:52 PM

I think I'll have died of boredom by then. 


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What we need is more poo brown cars.


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Posted 29 August 2017 - 10:27 PM

We're all stuck in a vicious cycle where pointing out the absurdity of this thread's continued existence pushes it to the top, giving it the oxygen to live just a bit longer.

 

See, I've just done it now. Fuck.


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Posted 30 August 2017 - 03:31 AM

I think I'll have died of boredom by then. 

 

Like some of us are with your constant moaning and sniping?


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Posted 30 August 2017 - 04:17 AM

I think i prefer the threads where there is an actual car to talk about. I'm going to have to unfollow this one for a bit as it's messing with my chi.
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Posted 30 August 2017 - 04:20 AM

we want to see some Escort action.


I know of some specialist sites where you can see some 'escort action'.
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Posted 30 August 2017 - 04:48 AM

I know of some specialist sites where you can see some 'escort action'.


http://www.fordowner...rd-escort-club/ am i ryt
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Safe now. Everything's lead lined.

 

 


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Posted 30 August 2017 - 09:28 AM

Like some of us are with your constant moaning and sniping?

 

It's a fucking boring thread, come on, admit it. 

 

I love the way that if I have a problem with something on here, it automatically gets turned back at me and the ad hominem insults start. 
I'd stayed away for 15 pages and then replied because, I dunno, 15 pages of fuck all occurring is tedious. Might as well make light of the situation. 

Or not. 

 


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What we need is more poo brown cars.


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Posted 30 August 2017 - 09:30 AM

Yes it is. Thus it should be locked until Hendry actually buys a Mk6 Escort, as it's just getting toxic now.
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Posted 30 August 2017 - 10:18 AM

FORED
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Posted 30 August 2017 - 12:31 PM

It's a fucking boring thread, come on, admit it.


If its boring, why are you still reading and posting on this thread?

Just sayin' like.
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Posted 30 August 2017 - 01:25 PM

Probably to see if there's a single remaining Mk6 in the universe which will meet the criteria without being salty / rusty / bought initially in the wrong postal area / specified with all the correct bits etc.

I'm intrigued as to how long this thread can run for, and it's fun watching Mr Corporation getting virtually inebriated.

My buying technique is nowhere near as involved as this thread. Often it involves going to the auctions or surfing classifieds and buying a car, normally within hours of deciding I'd like to buy a car. Sometimes I'll pop past the auction on the way home and buy something just because it's there and looks interesting. I must be doing it wrong.
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Posted 30 August 2017 - 03:19 PM

No just differently to the OP. Nothing wrong with either. Amazing how Autoshites 2 most derided cars get the most posts, Escorts and Insignias over on the modern quarters.

Mr Floyd Von Quicksilver's Renulaut 6 thread is getting an overwhelming response too (deservedly so) and as such all the shite is right.
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Posted 30 August 2017 - 03:42 PM






Time for money where yer mooth is Hendry, gumtree Wishaw.


 

 

 

 

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Posted 30 August 2017 - 08:23 PM

Ive been away.

Have I missed anything?
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Posted 30 August 2017 - 08:25 PM

Oh, and I spotted this out of the window at work and thought of this thread.

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Posted 30 August 2017 - 08:31 PM

Where was it registered?


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Posted 30 August 2017 - 08:33 PM

Dilligaf.

Sounds Welsh.
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Posted 30 August 2017 - 08:37 PM

Croydon. THE HUMANITY OF IT ALL.

That tartan passenger seat blanket stroke cover is class though
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Posted 30 August 2017 - 09:15 PM

Dilligaf.

Sounds Welsh.


Fuck,nae vay, not registered in rutherglen, hasn't been to ibrox edl registered racist .

P.S.

Is it rust free, free, a special edition mark vb with original plates , and will you put up with me talking about it without actually doing anything about it , even when folk are actually trying be patient and helpful?





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Posted 30 August 2017 - 10:23 PM

Ive been away.

Have I missed anything?

Yep, Hendry bought BRAND NEW Giffer owned low mileage GARAGE FIND Glaswegian MK6 Escort D701SWL using Bol's credit card.


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Posted 30 August 2017 - 10:55 PM

I'm taking a week off for the collection write up !


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Posted 30 August 2017 - 11:11 PM

Could make it up as he goes along?

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Posted 30 August 2017 - 11:14 PM

Only problem is, it's got a southern Dilligaf registration but the tax disc holder is from Northern Dilligaf.

I think that might just be a deal-breaker.
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