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Alfa 156 2.4 JTD ROFFLE! £3.50 a ticket

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#1 ONLINE   320touring

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Posted 22 July 2017 - 05:31 PM

Y'll know the script!

Thread for car is here:

http://autoshite.com...-£250ono/page-1

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Good
MOT 21/04/18
Recent (200 miles ago) oil service
Full leather interior in good condition
Decent tyres
2.4 JTD is a cracker of an engine! Seeing 45-49 mpg on my commute with plenty torque and an offbeat 5cyl warble.
New battery fitted recently when Ken had it.
Car-park friendly bodywork.
Interior now significantly less fragrant.

Bad
Several dents/scrapes/rust patches as seen in pics above inc hole in one of the wings.
Load cover doesn't retract.
Boost leak apparently - still driveable but slow to respond at low revs.
Suspension sounds like a five finger shuffling skeleton in the tins de bisquits.
5th gear can be recalcitrant until you get the knack of it.

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#2 OFFLINE   loserone

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Posted 22 July 2017 - 06:20 PM

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The number 23 please.


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Posted 22 July 2017 - 06:40 PM

Two raddoms please :)


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#4 OFFLINE   Tickman

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Posted 22 July 2017 - 07:03 PM

1, 13, 16, 18, 24 and 44 please.

That should populate the list a little.


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#5 OFFLINE   The Moog

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Posted 22 July 2017 - 07:18 PM

57 58 59 please
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#6 ONLINE   320touring

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Posted 22 July 2017 - 09:26 PM

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#7 OFFLINE   somewhatfoolish

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Posted 23 July 2017 - 02:17 AM

4 randoms merci buckets.


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#8 ONLINE   Dave_Q

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Posted 23 July 2017 - 06:12 AM

3 randoms plz.

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Posted 23 July 2017 - 08:41 AM

6, 7 and 45, please!


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#10 OFFLINE   The Moog

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Posted 23 July 2017 - 08:45 AM

I will have 56 as well please
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Posted 23 July 2017 - 09:09 AM

Aamma have to call a halt to this as a shiter has taken leave of their senses..

Thanks all for the interest and bonne chance in finding a quirky* diesel Italian estate..
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#12 OFFLINE   loserone

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Posted 23 July 2017 - 10:19 AM

Baws.

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#13 ONLINE   320touring

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Posted 23 July 2017 - 10:25 AM

Baws.


Lol!
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Posted 23 July 2017 - 11:54 AM

Aamma have to call a halt to this as a shiter has taken leave of their senses..
 

You mean you've decided to keep it?


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Posted 23 July 2017 - 12:01 PM

You mean you've decided to keep it?


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Posted 23 July 2017 - 01:58 PM

Who's the masochist lobotomy candidate with a penchant for leather seats that smell of dog then? I are wel jealous.


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Posted 23 July 2017 - 03:56 PM

Thank fuck for that ...:-)
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