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#91 OFFLINE   Nibblet

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Posted 04 July 2017 - 11:25 AM

I have barely (ahem) looked at the 'cars and girls' thread, but I rather thought it was or should be a parody of the pin ups of yore; ie Thora Hird sat in a Vauxhall Wyvern.
Over the last 3 or 4 years I've enjoyed this site and hope it continues in the same vein. There has been a drop in the quality of threads, about shite and a number of members have joined who seem more interested in politics but for now it's still worthwhile.
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#92 OFFLINE   Nibblet

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Posted 04 July 2017 - 11:29 AM

At the end of the day the mods are fucked if they do, fucked if they don't.
 
If you don't ban the "offensive" material you are failing to uphold the rules, if you do try to implement a control of any kind you are a power mad buzz killing political correctness gone mad nanny state. 
 
I do not expect the cars & girls thread to be removed just because myself and a few others don't like it, for me the best scenario is for the people posting in the thread to decide to keep it tasteful and stop posting explicit images. 
 
This may need a gentle nudge post in the thread as not everyone will be reading this. 
 
I would agree with the rules someone else suggested up there, no genitals, nipples, or arseholes (in every sense of the word) and picture must contain a car.


If something porno is posted isn't it enough to give a gentle reminder to the offender, rather than a ban or even taking down an otherwise sensible thread?
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#93 OFFLINE   mph1977

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Posted 04 July 2017 - 11:48 AM

If it wasn't for the cars and girls posts, I'd have no idea that certain porn sites existed, and I wouldn't now be having to wear glasses.

 

In all seriousness now. Either we allow porn or we don't. Either we allow blatant sexism and swearing or we don't.

 

I would suggest if we want the demographic of contribution to be male, white and middle-aged and none religious* then we continue as we are.

 

If we want to embrace the rest of society, then maybe we need to apply the rules we have.

 

*I say none religious, because there are 2 threads which I don't think I'd be happy with if I were a strong believer of almost any world religion.

ethnicity , gender  and sexuality have little to  do with enjoyment of  threads like the cars and girls and cars and men threads ... 



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Posted 04 July 2017 - 10:50 PM

I assume showing the terms and conditions had little to do with lady parts but more to do with a disgruntled person who may have been banned. He or she may or may not be in the legal profession and may be trying to cause trouble in a litigation way so the mods are just covering their arses both in a metaphorical and hopefully literal way if they are in the cars and men thread......
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Why would I give my valuable time to people I would much rather kick in the eye?


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Posted 05 July 2017 - 09:05 AM

I think those T&Cs have been around for a while. Also its questionable how much legal basis they actually have - especially if they haven't been checked and "underwritten" by a lawyer.
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Posted 05 July 2017 - 05:50 PM

Shame we don't have a tame lawyer really...


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#97 OFFLINE   AngusToledo

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Posted 05 July 2017 - 06:24 PM

Shame we don't have a tame lawyer really...


We could call Saul, but he's a bit of a plonker. No plonker lawyers required.
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Them yellow cubes from out of a proper old-school urinal are easy to sneak in and a better buzz than any modern chemical shit. Never done me any harm.


#98 OFFLINE   bunglebus

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Posted 05 July 2017 - 07:57 PM

I like Saul/Jimmy. He does Autoshite.

 

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Posted 05 July 2017 - 08:11 PM

Does anybody else think "oil your hinges ffs" when people are opening car doors on BCS and BB?


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Posted 05 July 2017 - 08:16 PM

Yep, it's often an added sound affect - used to boil my piss on Supernatural too.

 


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Posted 05 July 2017 - 08:26 PM

I like Saul/Jimmy. He does Autoshite.
 
http://pics.imcdb.org/3321/bettercallsau...


It was a bit tongue-in-cheek to be fair. Saul was a great character in BB. I miss that programme.
Anyway, as you were.

Them yellow cubes from out of a proper old-school urinal are easy to sneak in and a better buzz than any modern chemical shit. Never done me any harm.


#102 ONLINE   BenHar

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Posted 05 July 2017 - 08:26 PM

BCS and BB?


Eh?

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CHRIS1980, on 08 Jan 2016 - 8:37 PM, said:snapback.png

Your clearly thick....end of.


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Posted 05 July 2017 - 08:32 PM

Better Call Saul, and Breaking Bad.


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Posted 05 July 2017 - 08:33 PM

Bold and the Beautiful?
Surely not Big Brother?

Not a clue on BCS though

Edit ah enlightened by the post above that went up as I was pressing send

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Posted 05 July 2017 - 08:42 PM

Better Call Saul, and Breaking Bad.


Now why didn't I know that?

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CHRIS1980, on 08 Jan 2016 - 8:37 PM, said:snapback.png

Your clearly thick....end of.


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Posted 06 July 2017 - 11:00 AM

Shame we don't have a tame lawyer really...

A tame lawyer is only useful if they are inside the tent pissing out. Once they decide to start pissing IN the tent, it's probably best to ask them to step outside the tent and piss somewhere else. It's not always possible to predict where they're going to decide to piss, but you can decide whether they get to stay in the tent.


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Posted 06 July 2017 - 05:56 PM

Err...

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Posted 07 July 2017 - 09:48 PM

So are those of us who joined AS before the T&Cs were introduced free to post photos of ladies' naughty bits then?


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Posted 07 July 2017 - 10:32 PM

Yes are the old members allowed to different stuff like how I can drive a 7.5 ton lorry on my license but my mate who's a few years younger can't ?
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I estimate this car needs £3000 maybe £4000 spending on it to get it rite and when this is done it will be wotrth about £1500!!


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Posted 08 July 2017 - 10:50 AM

Yes are the old members allowed to different stuff like how I can drive a 7.5 ton lorry on my license but my mate who's a few years younger can't ?

 

Just check your weight under your user name, it should say on there.


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Posted 08 July 2017 - 07:36 PM

I'm pretty sure that I'm tax exempt being born in 1970.
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Posted 08 July 2017 - 08:07 PM

Check your P45.



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Posted 22 July 2017 - 10:22 PM

I don't think I'm allowed to pilot myself, I'm only 21!


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