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Skoda Felicia Diesel, MOT Mar 18, £175, Please buy it, I keep forgetting where I parked it...

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#1 OFFLINE   jollyfkr2

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Posted 02 June 2017 - 10:03 AM

Again, I passed this on my way to work having forgotten it was there, now parked in London SE25, I would love it gone but at the same time it's never going for scrap!

The thing is, it is a nice car to drive, always starts, good Bosch battery, only has 87847 on the clock, bundles of history and a mileage written on the slam panel that would suggest a cambelt change at 76319, although I can't find a bill to back it up.

It's Diesel, does about a million miles to the gallon and has an MOT until 29th March 2018. Advisories were two tyres and corroded brake pipes, I've not touched 'em, I've only done 100 odd miles since!

So with the up coming collapse of the UK and possibly civilisation you will be able to keep up to date with the worst effected areas through the excellent* Kenwood radio / CD, the miserly fuel bill will help you survive the massive interest rate hikes and the fact that it is a bit pink instead of the red on the V5 will cheer you up during the dark days ahead, and help you come to terms with your sexuality, it's in need of a deep clean so ideal as a van!

Anyway,£175 or swap summat I might fancy

It looked like this a while ago:

 

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Posted 02 June 2017 - 04:58 PM

It deserves to find a new home just for the USP 'help you come to terms with your sexuality'.


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Posted 02 June 2017 - 05:01 PM

Lucas pump but my Polo with the same engine ran happily on a mixture of alternative fuels.


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Posted 02 June 2017 - 07:33 PM

These are great; and a whole lot livelier than you'd expect
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Posted 02 June 2017 - 07:39 PM

...Camberwell...the up coming collapse of the UK and possibly civilisation...help you come to terms with your sexuality..

 

Have you had a carrot?


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Posted 05 June 2017 - 07:23 AM

Have you had a carrot?

a free bag of carrots as a ummm sweetener...



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Posted 05 June 2017 - 08:01 PM

Sir (or Madom),

 

I need to waft in an economical manner to Iberia in July and my present collection of one working shonky moped (pics of shonky moped in Iberia available) would make that July 2018 so maybe we could arrange somefin to my advantage.      Somewhere on this s(h)ite is my  last 180k "pink" Fellatio being loaded onto a scrap wagon.


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Posted 06 June 2017 - 05:34 AM

Sir (or Madom),

 

I need to waft in an economical manner to Iberia in July and my present collection of one working shonky moped (pics of shonky moped in Iberia available) would make that July 2018 so maybe we could arrange somefin to my advantage.      Somewhere on this s(h)ite is my  last 180k "pink" Fellatio being loaded onto a scrap wagon.

could be a plan...I think



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Posted 14 June 2017 - 06:53 AM

I had a dream last night about the apocalypse, this was in it...

 

Anyone before I send it over the bridge*? Offers, Swaps etc

 

 

*bridge of ebay / gumtree etc



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Posted 14 June 2017 - 07:15 PM

Possibly, a friend is in need and I'm only n/w of London (Chorleywood/Rickmansworth)
I'll let you know tomorrow.
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Posted 12 September 2017 - 02:21 PM

Bumpity bump



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Posted 12 September 2017 - 02:27 PM

Come on, someone buy this

If anyone near Gloucester wants this I could shitely it if you pay for day insurance/fuel - I work in London mon-thu so could bring this honey home on a Thursday
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Posted 12 September 2017 - 02:39 PM

I think it even has half a tank of derv...



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Posted 12 September 2017 - 02:39 PM

1 ticket please good sir



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Posted 12 September 2017 - 02:41 PM

1 ticket please good sir

 

Just realised how cheap tickets would be, make that 2 tickets!



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Posted 12 September 2017 - 02:45 PM

Never done a raffle, and I don't use Paypal



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Posted 12 September 2017 - 02:49 PM

It deserves to find a new home just for the USP 'help you come to terms with your sexuality'.


Is he trying to say there is 'mayo' under the filler cap?
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Why would I give my valuable time to people I would much rather kick in the eye?


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Posted 12 September 2017 - 02:53 PM

Is he trying to say there is 'mayo' under the filler cap?

 

I like this car but we have little in common these days...



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Posted 12 September 2017 - 03:09 PM

Sadly not classic insurable, otherwise would.

 

Les did a grand job polishing and de-giffering the interior, or was that you?  It was a tad minging when I saw it last year!

 

Edit: not last year, six months ago.  Losing track of time...


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Posted 12 September 2017 - 03:15 PM

Is it supposed to be pink? It doesn't look like faded red.
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Posted 12 September 2017 - 03:17 PM

Ooo. This could be a good one to use up a month on my insurance policy.
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Posted 12 September 2017 - 03:28 PM

Ooo. This could be a good one to use up a month on my insurance policy.


I can shitely it to you - if you add it to your policy prior to collection I can probably even just drive it on the Duster's driving other cars cover
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Posted 12 September 2017 - 03:29 PM

I'll just check with my wife. After me, the intention would be to give it to my BiL as one less excuse for him not learnign to drive.
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Posted 12 September 2017 - 06:04 PM

Sadly not classic insurable, otherwise would.

 

Les did a grand job polishing and de-giffering the interior, or was that you?  It was a tad minging when I saw it last year!

 

Edit: not last year, six months ago.  Losing track of time...

 That was me I'm afraid, there was little love for this car so i saved it, got him to MOT it and then spent two solid days making it slightly less unattractive!


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Posted 12 September 2017 - 06:05 PM

Is it supposed to be pink? It doesn't look like faded red.

 

It is darker on the less exposed parts but in effect, yes it's pretty much pink



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Posted 12 September 2017 - 06:09 PM

How hard would it be to drop a TDI PD 150 into this?  That'd be the ultimate sleeper.


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Posted 12 September 2017 - 06:10 PM

Someone's put a 1.8T in one before
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Posted 12 September 2017 - 08:14 PM

Hmm what sort of thing to swap? I'm considering getting a cheap hack for the winter as I don't want to risk spanking the volvo.

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Posted 13 September 2017 - 10:07 AM

Hmm what sort of thing to swap? I'm considering getting a cheap hack for the winter as I don't want to risk spanking the volvo.

wotchagot?



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Posted 13 September 2017 - 12:59 PM

wotchagot?


Nothing much motorised, I am having a clearout of garage related tat Oh and train sets, depends what your bag is really!

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