Eddie Honda Posted November 25, 2017 Share Posted November 25, 2017 The 107 Facet has a rubbish hard-to-clean cover. Much better both tonally and aesthetically is the 106 Hi-Hi Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrad D. Conelrad Posted November 26, 2017 Share Posted November 26, 2017 Friedland is one of the camps in Germany where illegal immigrants are - erm - concentrated.That door bell indeed looks like it came straight from there.They were manufactured in Stockport, so... Eddie Honda 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted November 26, 2017 Author Share Posted November 26, 2017 Stockport, home to all sorts of noise making equipment you wouldn't believe you can still buy.Those terminally shit PA systems they use in airports and railway stations are also made in Stockport. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiC Posted November 26, 2017 Share Posted November 26, 2017 Those door bells always irritated me. They look like a whole set of switches that need to be all switched to the same way. I've always wondered how they decided and came upon that pattern. Edit: Just realised that it appears that the different tones these classic doorbells make can be identified by the outside casing. One fact to definitely add to the long term memory bank of random knowledge that can break awkward silences. privatewire, vulgalour, Eddie Honda and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted November 26, 2017 Author Share Posted November 26, 2017 I should hope it has a maximum of 3 tones and a repertoire of 4 tunes, 2 being 'Mary Had a Little Lamb' and 'Jingle Bells'. And 'Happy Birthday To You'. SiC 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Honda Posted November 26, 2017 Share Posted November 26, 2017 This is the only acceptable doorbell. It does 'ding dong'. No it doesn't, that's the preserve of the D117 - Ding-Dong Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted November 26, 2017 Author Share Posted November 26, 2017 In other, not so doorbell related news, I kind of fixed the carburetter, ordered a gasket kit for it and a replacement carb for good measure. Let me explain. From the onset, the car had a tendency to tickover roughly and occasionally stall when you came to a stop.However, this was intermittent and for the most part, it runs fine, but it also does cog a bit when maintaininga constant speed, which you thankfully rarely have an opportunity for in England. The issue became more pronounced on the way to and fro the now heroically group funded R30.(why do I have to pay for everything myself?)Hence everything that was accessible without removing the carb from the car was removed and cleaned.There were indeed some molecules of dirt baked onto the mixture and idle air control screws, which in carburetter termsmeans there were elephants living in it. Also, the rubber seals for those screws are rock hard, thus I suspectsome extraneous air is being pulled in, which is Solex's enemy number 1.Hence a complete carb overhaul is unavoidable. Thus some internet searchage was done and it turned out - that my car has not the standard carburetter fitted - the carburetter it has is the Blue Mauritius of carburetters, at least this side of a Motorcraft variable venturi 4BBL - an overhaul kit is only available from a German company specialising in Fiat Abarths - exactly one of those carburetters is available for purchase from an auto recycler in France For these and some other all too* understandable** reasons, the following chain of events got triggered: - the overhaul kit was ordered from the company in Germany - the carburetter available from the French auto recycler was ordered just because it was available Consequently a plan, which of course will go wrong, was devised: - Rebuild the carb from France with the overhaul kit from Germany upon arrival - Replace the carb that's in the car now with the rebuilt one Should the rebuilt carb not work for some odd reason (which will happen), I can always swap back the carb I have now (which will happen).Only that then the carb I have now won't work anymore either (an assumption based on experience). As for the carburetters as such: During the car's lifetime, someone tossed the original Solex DISA single throat carb and inlet manifold and replaced them with a Solex EIEtwin throat carb and the inlet manifold presumably off a Renault 15.Those Solex EIE carbs appear to be like shit from a toothed rocking hen and highly sort after by those Gordini, Alpine, Europa and Abarth lickerswho shit on Webers, which I can fully understand. This brought out the speculator in me, a surefire method to create the most devastatingbackfire scenario imaginable. Because part of the plan (which will go wrong, remember?) is to flog the excess carb once the dust has settled. But one thing is for certain. My R16 is a hot rod. Or rat rod. Or some fucking thing. Be it as it may, I still recommend the two throat carburetter upgrade to every R16 owner complaining his Viktoria Modesta spec example is a tad lazy.The manifolds are a dime a dozen and there are various more common and garden variety carbs available that will do the job. Since my car, despite being the allegedly wheezy 1470cc non hemi, thus not being recommended by the Junkfather, goes like shit off a polished shoveland I may, or may not know, from personal experience or other, that my car easily exceeds the factory top speed of 87.5 OMGMPH.Not according to the speedo, mind. According to the GPS! How fucking Flic spec is that? Baise moi! On an entirely different note, I drained and flushed the cooling system again and added some non brewed condiment and antifreeze.Good thing it was New Moon and Wayne Cochran's ghost was floating around when I commenced the bleeding bleeding procedure. Squirrel2, pshome, Squire_Dawson and 10 others 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted November 28, 2017 Author Share Posted November 28, 2017 My R16 an I drove to St Albans today. Throughout the journey it was toodark to pap, so photosd will follow tomorrow.On the entire trip, the car didn't put a foot wrong, except the driver's door window winder exploded, which was shocking.It happened as soon as I hit the motorway for the only five miles of motorway on this trip.Is the car trying to tell me something? Like it's agreeing to my dogma that motorways in the UK are shit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrad D. Conelrad Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 It did that window winder thing when I was driving it once. It is very alarming to suddenly hear a selection box of metal parts cascading onto a metal kick plate while driving along. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted November 28, 2017 Author Share Posted November 28, 2017 No shit, I almost shat myself. BorniteIdentity 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted November 28, 2017 Author Share Posted November 28, 2017 Also, motorway cruising speed is now 130 clicks, up twenty from when we picked the car up. Felly Magic, forddeliveryboy and Lacquer Peel 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted November 29, 2017 Author Share Posted November 29, 2017 Today the fanbelt snapped - on the way back from work to hotel. A good man (Dubblyella) gave a wise man (because he put it into the spare wheel) a new one ages ago.Hence I was able* to change it at the roadside. In the dark. Wearing a suit. No, not a boiler suit. Enter Renault's unique French way of tensioning a belt - the pulley consists of two dished discs, which are held together by four bolts.The idea is to put shim plates between those, so the distance determines the belt tension. Narrower together, tension higher,more shims added, tension slacker. Get it?Says in the manual to add the leftover shims to the outside of the front disc.Only that there were exactly sod all in my car, between the discs, or otherwise. So there is only one tension possible, regardless of belt. Hence hope is now my co-pilot. Skizzer, Eddie Honda, RobT and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felly Magic Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 This needs a V8 conversion of at least 400ci Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrad D. Conelrad Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 Enter Renault's unique French way of tensioning a belt - the pulley consists of two dished discs, which are held together by four bolts.The idea is to put shim plates between those, so the distance determines the belt tension. Narrower together, tension higher,more shims added, tension slacker. Get it? Fanbelt CVT (except without the C) Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted November 29, 2017 Author Share Posted November 29, 2017 And now for the literally impaired (i.e. all of you), picksherz! Keep your Parisian car all Parisian with a Parisian Kleber fanbelt: Window windor fickst: Ooooh! The place I'm staying at greets you with these wonderful stained windows: And once again without flash: Upstairs is this conference centre: A shite selfie: There are some interesting* pictures from last week on the walls: That shite at the bottom right in the second pic is a Shitrun 5CV Truffle: Okay. I beer now. Squire_Dawson, Angrydicky, Sudsprint and 10 others 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felly Magic Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 So glad the ugly grey thing parked nose in, that looks a proper stylish gaff you are lodging in, reminds me of a lot of small hotels on the Oile of Woight where it is forever 1957 Junkman and privatewire 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiC Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 What does the Junkman do for a living? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted November 29, 2017 Author Share Posted November 29, 2017 that looks a proper stylish gaff you are lodging in, reminds me of a lot of small hotels on the Oile of Woight where it is forever 1957 Welcome to Junkman's Wonderful World of Shabby Chic Abodes.People who travelled with me might or might not confirm that I have a real talent for finding digsunsuitable for the package tourist, without racking up a lavish expense bill, apart from the bar tab. However, this time I think I really outdid myself. privatewire, Felly Magic, Brodders and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felly Magic Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 WOW! That place looks spot on Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobT Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 Busy place...looks like a modern day Winchester Club. richardmorris, BorniteIdentity, Skizzer and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felly Magic Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 I could just see Herr Von Junkman propping up the bar with a V.A.T LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted November 29, 2017 Author Share Posted November 29, 2017 The place is busier than the photos may suggest.It wasn't easy to shoot them the exact second when no people were in these spots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pshome Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 it didn't have funny stairs though, did it? spartacus, Junkman and Sudsprint 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercrocker Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 Where else in the world could you read a thread like this? It should be serialised on some obscure Freeview channel. eddyramrod, egg, Junkman and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted November 30, 2017 Author Share Posted November 30, 2017 it didn't have funny stairs though, did it? Like so? egg, Lacquer Peel, MorrisItalSLX and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted November 30, 2017 Author Share Posted November 30, 2017 In less hotel related news, the new fanbelt actually makes the entire car run smoother, who would have thought?Another side effect is that the water now actually gets pumped around, which means the heater is even better.Yes, an R16 can serve as an impromptu sauna. On the down side, I'm afraid the tension is too high, due to lack of shims, which btw. aren't available anywhere.I only hope it will survive the 200 mile trip home tomorrow. Skizzer and BorniteIdentity 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrad D. Conelrad Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 Of course it will. And even if it doesn't, you've still got that one Green Flag call out left before they cancel your membership. Shims can't be hard to make. Just a circle with some holes drilled in it. Skizzer, Junkman, Eddie Honda and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felly Magic Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 Conrad I think you just volunteered yourself to make said shims LOL Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrad D. Conelrad Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 If he buys me some Roses in the metal tin, I'll make him some shims. Skizzer, Eddie Honda, somewhatfoolish and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiC Posted November 30, 2017 Share Posted November 30, 2017 Because the shims will be made out of the tin? Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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