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The Epic Austrian owned R16 from Germany doing French things in England Saga


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#31 OFFLINE   Lacquer Peel

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Posted 31 May 2017 - 05:51 AM

Is it an Antarctic Snow Cruiser?


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Posted 31 May 2017 - 08:24 AM

Ireland?  Yet another Rover Repatriation?


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#33 OFFLINE   Conrad D. Conelrad

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Posted 31 May 2017 - 08:39 AM

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#34 OFFLINE   beko1987

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Posted 31 May 2017 - 09:00 AM

In 15 years time someone will say they remembered a beige merc from their childhood and that photo will come in handy!


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Posted 31 May 2017 - 09:02 AM

you took the wrong train, Tagora's are for sale in Munich, not Hamburg.


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Posted 31 May 2017 - 09:09 AM

Oh, this is gearing up to be something good...
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Posted 31 May 2017 - 09:14 AM

Three are missing a trick here, I've seen their advert with twats posting beach selfies on holiday, if they pitched their free roaming at the burgeoning international live tat collection thread market they are certain* to sell thousands* more phones.
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Posted 31 May 2017 - 09:25 AM

I am upstairs! On a train!

you took the wrong train, Tagora's are for sale in Munich, not Hamburg.


We tried to throw you off the scent with the Berlin plate (and skilfully obfuscated Hamburg one!)

The train station had a two storey ad for the new chocolate brownie Ritter Sport. That is what this collection trip is for. If there is also a car, consider it a bonus.
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Posted 31 May 2017 - 09:25 AM

I am upstairs! On a train!

you took the wrong train, Tagora's are for sale in Munich, not Hamburg.


We tried to throw you off the scent with the Berlin plate (and skilfully obfuscated Hamburg one!)

The train station had a two storey ad for the new chocolate brownie Ritter Sport. That is what this collection trip is for. If there is also a car, consider it a bonus.
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Posted 31 May 2017 - 10:07 AM

Oh no! Double post! Valuable credit gone...


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#41 OFFLINE   Conrad D. Conelrad

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Posted 31 May 2017 - 10:40 AM

We have left the train with an upstairs.

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We have boarded another train. It does not have an upstairs. Maybe it has a basement, I haven't checked.

Oh no! Double post! Valuable credit gone...


What's worse, I got off a train with free toilets, paid to use the toilet at the station and then got on another train with free toilets.
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Posted 31 May 2017 - 11:31 AM

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Excuse me, which way to Waste Veg Straße?


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Posted 31 May 2017 - 12:10 PM

We are at the car! The place has dozens of amazing cars! They also have ein fatze katze, and I finished off my phone battery photographing it.

So, sorry about that.

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Posted 31 May 2017 - 12:12 PM

This could be another tease , the GGG have got form for going to Abroadshire pretending to buy shite, then coming home empty handed, after all.
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Posted 31 May 2017 - 12:24 PM

Oh, come on. That only happened once. And then one more time after that.

But it's not happening this time! We have driven the car! It's great!

Just doing a little fuel system tinkering in the dealer's lot.
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Posted 31 May 2017 - 12:58 PM

Oh, come on. That only happened once. And then one more time after that.

But it's not happening this time! We have driven the car! It's great!

Just re piping the entire fuel system in the dealer's lot.


Good going!
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Posted 31 May 2017 - 01:05 PM

We have driven the car! It's great!
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Posted 31 May 2017 - 01:09 PM

You can't fool me, your picking up a Reliant from Scunthorpe.


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Posted 31 May 2017 - 02:18 PM

This could be another tease , the GGG have got form for going to Abroadshire pretending to buy shite, then coming home empty handed and buy a Rover P6.

 

FTFY


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Posted 31 May 2017 - 02:28 PM

UPDATE!!!!!

I have charged my phone, and so here are the additional pictures from the dealer you've been waiting for!

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Posted 31 May 2017 - 02:47 PM

Said dealer happens to be in a place called Loxstedt.
They have some wonderful chod.
 
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Posted 31 May 2017 - 02:53 PM

Man alive, and I was thinking that a £35 train ticket to Norwich was being devil may care and exotic for chod collection.


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Posted 31 May 2017 - 02:53 PM

Is it a MK4 Cortina?

 

No.  Surely it's too far to travel for something like that.

 

Nice pussy btw.


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Posted 31 May 2017 - 02:56 PM

I know what they are there for. Junkman couldn't keep himself about it when we went to pick the Granada up. 😁

I feel special.
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Posted 31 May 2017 - 02:58 PM

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Posted 31 May 2017 - 02:58 PM

PUT IT IN "H"!
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Posted 31 May 2017 - 03:00 PM

And for the record, I just liked my post myself!


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Posted 31 May 2017 - 03:01 PM

She'll do 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene!


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Posted 31 May 2017 - 03:01 PM

That's really nice, not sure the roof solar panel will catch on.


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