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Bureaucratic Bureaucracy Driving Me Up the Wall! OMG R16 Now Congesting British Roads Because I No Longer Give A Shit!


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#1 OFFLINE   Junkman

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Posted 29 May 2017 - 08:03 PM

There will be some preparation in progress tomorrow.

Oh wait. What did I just write?

Of course there will be fuck all preparation in progress, as usual.

But there is a plan, which will be the first thing that goes wrong.


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Posted 29 May 2017 - 08:06 PM

Pre 86?
Appropriately gearboxed?
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Posted 29 May 2017 - 08:08 PM

Is it (whispers) American?

...and, pardon my stupidity, but GGG?
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Posted 29 May 2017 - 08:36 PM

Granadaland greenhouse gassers
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Posted 29 May 2017 - 08:43 PM

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Posted 29 May 2017 - 08:47 PM

Granadaland greenhouse gassers


ah....like in the title of the other thread. I'll retreat before I ask anything else stupid
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Posted 29 May 2017 - 08:54 PM

Welcome to France!


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Posted 29 May 2017 - 09:10 PM

Is it a Citroen CX with unevenly spaced number plates and from 1987?


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Posted 29 May 2017 - 09:13 PM

Manual, of course, and with leather seats.


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Posted 29 May 2017 - 09:25 PM

It can't be the gold Eldorado from the ebay thread; I haven't had a message asking me to join in.


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Posted 29 May 2017 - 09:51 PM

Not walking round next door to collect that bad boy bimmer are you?


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Posted 29 May 2017 - 10:35 PM

My preparation is complete. 

 

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That's the live thread fuelled up. 


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#13 OFFLINE   Junkman

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Posted 29 May 2017 - 10:46 PM

Not: Septic including Tammy Duckworth, velours, JRG, 1987, alien blood, BMW, next door, V8, France.

Yes: Pre 1986.


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1971 Rover 3500 Series 2...........................................almost not fucked
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Posted 29 May 2017 - 10:53 PM

Manual, of course, and with leather seats.

 

And diesel.


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Posted 29 May 2017 - 11:40 PM

You fucking wish!

It's proudly gulping leaded petrol, like every self respected motor is.

And it needs lots of it.


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1967 Renault 16 TL............................................now with floor and MoT

1971 Rover 3500 Series 2...........................................almost not fucked
1971 Mercedes 280SE............................................................fucked

1974 Ford LTD................................................The Green Lean Machine
1979 Mobylette AV89............................................................running

1997 Peugeot 405 2.0 Executive Estate.................now with aircon and brakes


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Posted 30 May 2017 - 12:41 AM

My preparation is complete. 

 

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That's the live thread fuelled up. 

 

We were in worse situations. Much worse.

WCPGW?


1967 Renault 16 TL............................................now with floor and MoT

1971 Rover 3500 Series 2...........................................almost not fucked
1971 Mercedes 280SE............................................................fucked

1974 Ford LTD................................................The Green Lean Machine
1979 Mobylette AV89............................................................running

1997 Peugeot 405 2.0 Executive Estate.................now with aircon and brakes


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Posted 30 May 2017 - 12:56 AM

I only topped up a fiver. That's how confident I am this will be a smooth, simple and boring collection thread. 


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Posted 30 May 2017 - 05:49 AM

Jag with no Mot ?


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Posted 30 May 2017 - 10:22 AM

I only topped up a fiver. That's how confident I am this will be a smooth, simple and boring collection thread. 

 

When has it ever not been?


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1971 Rover 3500 Series 2...........................................almost not fucked
1971 Mercedes 280SE............................................................fucked

1974 Ford LTD................................................The Green Lean Machine
1979 Mobylette AV89............................................................running

1997 Peugeot 405 2.0 Executive Estate.................now with aircon and brakes


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Posted 30 May 2017 - 12:44 PM

That mk2 phase one Ghia Granada?
Yer can't beat a bit o' Autoshite

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Posted 30 May 2017 - 12:53 PM

Which one?

And no, not a Granada. In fact, not a Ford of any kind.


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1971 Rover 3500 Series 2...........................................almost not fucked
1971 Mercedes 280SE............................................................fucked

1974 Ford LTD................................................The Green Lean Machine
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Posted 30 May 2017 - 01:34 PM

 this will be a smooth, simple and boring collection thread. 

 

 

When has it ever not been?

It isn't ANY kind of collection thread yet!  Nobody's set off to Points Unknown; no pictures of cars have been forthcoming; in short, nothing has been collected!  THAT is when it becomes a Collection Thread!


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Posted 30 May 2017 - 01:39 PM

It can't be in Lincolnshire, JM hasn't stocked up on holy water, bought a bible and crucifix yet LOL
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Posted 30 May 2017 - 01:47 PM

It isn't ANY kind of collection thread yet!  Nobody's set off to Points Unknown; no pictures of cars have been forthcoming; in short, nothing has been collected!  THAT is when it becomes a Collection Thread!

 

You are of course correct. That's why he wrote 'will'. Which is the future term:

 

 

this will be a smooth, simple and boring collection thread.

 

That's what it will be. As usual.

 

 

It can't be in Lincolnshire, JM hasn't stocked up on holy water, bought a bible and crucifix yet LOL

 

It can't be in Lincolnshire, because it isn't in Lincolnshire.

Besides, I'm not convinced Christian paraphernalia would help in Lincolnshire.


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1967 Renault 16 TL............................................now with floor and MoT

1971 Rover 3500 Series 2...........................................almost not fucked
1971 Mercedes 280SE............................................................fucked

1974 Ford LTD................................................The Green Lean Machine
1979 Mobylette AV89............................................................running

1997 Peugeot 405 2.0 Executive Estate.................now with aircon and brakes


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Posted 30 May 2017 - 09:18 PM

I'm off to bed, since we have an early start tomorrow. 


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Posted 31 May 2017 - 03:35 AM

Jeezerz fuck is this early...


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1971 Rover 3500 Series 2...........................................almost not fucked
1971 Mercedes 280SE............................................................fucked

1974 Ford LTD................................................The Green Lean Machine
1979 Mobylette AV89............................................................running

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Posted 31 May 2017 - 04:39 AM

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It begins.
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Posted 31 May 2017 - 05:35 AM

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Clue: We are either in an aeroplane or a series one Rover P6.

No more updates for a bit, have to put my phone in Rover P6 mode.
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Posted 31 May 2017 - 05:45 AM

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Not a p6 then
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Posted 31 May 2017 - 05:45 AM

Have fun GGG!
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