xkjagnz Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Cow didn't survive, he learnt the importance of air bags and crumple zones, (cut hand and sore neck) michael1703 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xkjagnz Posted May 22, 2017 Author Share Posted May 22, 2017 Hole-y cow he should have been able to "steer" around it, or the cow could mooove. With that broken windscreen he'll be fresian - should wear a Jersey etc etc (I'll get my coat) Stanky, FakeConcern, Sigmund Fraud and 10 others 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddyramrod Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Couldn't he use the horn? Or was there too much at steak? Stanky, Junkman, Vince70 and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddyramrod Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 I know, I know, stop milking it.... The Moog, 0ldCh0d, Junkman and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twosmoke300 Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Where did it happen ? Hereford ? The Moog, KruJoe, Junkman and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twosmoke300 Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Or Ayrshire 0ldCh0d, Paul Dupart, The Moog and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaseracer Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 New car...? Vince70, Junkman, garethj and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twosmoke300 Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Was he looking the "udder" way ? Junkman, eddyramrod, Vince70 and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beko1987 Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Blimey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddyramrod Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Is his name Angus? Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bangerfan101 Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Any free meat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Longbridge Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 I cown't believe any of you find this amoosing. Clearly the poor lad couldn't steer around the poor old heifer. It would be more appropriate if you cud show some sympathy for the chap. Junkman, Paul Dupart and Vince70 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liggle Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Christ he must have been moooving Junkman and Paul Dupart 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 No bullshit!He should get a beefier car, maybe even a Cattlellac, and steer well clear of the next one. Dick Longbridge, eddyramrod and Paul Dupart 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hooli Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 I've only just herd about this Paul Dupart, Junkman and Rusty_Rocket 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Longbridge Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Is his name Angus? Paul Dupart and eddyramrod 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Dupart Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Skilfull braking, he deserves a pat on the back...At least he lived to tell the tail... Was it a Tripe-lex windscreen? eddyramrod, Junkman and Dick Longbridge 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xkjagnz Posted May 22, 2017 Author Share Posted May 22, 2017 I'm sure he has a beef with the farmer! Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xkjagnz Posted May 22, 2017 Author Share Posted May 22, 2017 Makes a change from the cars getting T-boned I suppose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiC Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Ouch. What was the car? E46 ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 name change to richard ashcroft.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isaac Hunt Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 He Mustard been hoofing it a fair bit when he gave that Cow a Pat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M'coli Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 It'll give him summat to ruminate over, anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadworkUK Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 I assume the car experienced brake udder? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddyramrod Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 I don't think it ever happened, this whole thread is a load of bull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UmBongo Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Poor Cow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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