I know you all have been eagerly waiting for this.
The whole thing started with the usual chaos.
Some Caravan Club Cunt decided he had enough of pulling that fucking shit thing around (who with as much as half a brain could possibly blame him?), so he decided to slam it into the crash barrier. This gave the rozzers the opportunity to block the motorway just after 22 miles of fucking construction with a 50 OMGMPH speed limit. I had to come all the way from Austria to see such an ugly copper wield what little power he has:
So there we were. Stuck.
For the record, we qualified for 10th on the grid: