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Roffle Big Diesel Alfa 156 Sportwagon - Weds Draw if payments received.

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#61 OFFLINE   purplebargeken

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Posted 15 May 2017 - 06:36 PM

Message sent to all Rofflers.

 

Aim is for the Weds draw :)

 

Bon Chance and all that.

 

Thanks for taking part everyone. With a bit of TLC/fettling she will be a great old barge.


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#62 ONLINE   Tamworthbay

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Posted 15 May 2017 - 06:51 PM

Paid :-)

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Posted 15 May 2017 - 07:37 PM

Paid up!



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Posted 15 May 2017 - 07:40 PM

Paid up. Loving those fancy* gift cards paypal are offering <3


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Posted 15 May 2017 - 08:16 PM

I have paid.

Also, I dunno whats going on, but I seem to be receiving all your private messages about the roffle?

 

OMG HACKERS.



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Posted 15 May 2017 - 08:34 PM

I have paid.
Also, I dunno whats going on, but I seem to be receiving all your private messages about the roffle?

OMG HACKERS.


Everyone is as the original was sent as a group message so everyone gets every reply.

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Posted 15 May 2017 - 09:14 PM

Paideded!

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Posted 15 May 2017 - 10:13 PM

Paiderated :)


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Posted 16 May 2017 - 02:11 AM

No pm here?

Edit- looks like jackietwoshoes has 19 (the nummer I'd asked for)

Happy for him to have it-last thing I need is another car:)
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#70 OFFLINE   purplebargeken

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Posted 16 May 2017 - 06:11 AM

What? Oh shit, apologies 320!!!!!!

 

I erroneously gave Bub a number for Pasta instead of Bug, perhaps you might have a word with him??


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Rover 75 1.8 auto - wafty kettle
Ford Galaxy - big red shite with added space

BMW 318i Touring with dealer optional indicators fitted! Gently sleeping!
Triumph Toledo - 2.0 for added sleeper shite
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#71 OFFLINE   purplebargeken

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Posted 16 May 2017 - 06:11 AM

Yeah, group PM, group responses.


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Rover 75 1.8 auto - wafty kettle
Ford Galaxy - big red shite with added space

BMW 318i Touring with dealer optional indicators fitted! Gently sleeping!
Triumph Toledo - 2.0 for added sleeper shite
Triumph Dolomite 1850 auto - crusty shite
MG ZT Mean Green Machine
MGF 1.8 VVC BRG floppytop shite


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Posted 16 May 2017 - 06:23 AM

Will we be on for tomorrow?

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Posted 16 May 2017 - 07:02 AM

Hoping so if all the PP stuff is sorted :)

 

I will be sorry to see the old bus go. I love the shape of the Sportwagon.


Hyundai i10 auto - white goods shite
Rover 75 1.8 auto - wafty kettle
Ford Galaxy - big red shite with added space

BMW 318i Touring with dealer optional indicators fitted! Gently sleeping!
Triumph Toledo - 2.0 for added sleeper shite
Triumph Dolomite 1850 auto - crusty shite
MG ZT Mean Green Machine
MGF 1.8 VVC BRG floppytop shite


#74 OFFLINE   purplebargeken

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Posted 16 May 2017 - 07:20 AM

You're all mad bastards lol.

 

Waaaaay too many butt references via PP 

 

PMSL

 

Huge thanks to those who have done the PP thing so far. Just 7 AS'ers who haven't as yet but I will obv check when I get home this evening.

 

I'll send a gentle reminder to the individuals concerned ;)

 

All being well it will be a go for Weds!!!! Much excite*


Hyundai i10 auto - white goods shite
Rover 75 1.8 auto - wafty kettle
Ford Galaxy - big red shite with added space

BMW 318i Touring with dealer optional indicators fitted! Gently sleeping!
Triumph Toledo - 2.0 for added sleeper shite
Triumph Dolomite 1850 auto - crusty shite
MG ZT Mean Green Machine
MGF 1.8 VVC BRG floppytop shite


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Posted 16 May 2017 - 08:24 AM

I'll just sit this one out Ken:)

No offence taken!these things happen!

Cheers:)
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Posted 16 May 2017 - 10:21 PM

Ok, folks. Just 5 people left to sort out payment. Two of which will sort out tomorrow.

 

If this gets all paid up before Lotto time tomorrow then it is a go for the draw.

 

If not, then it will be Saturdays Lotto (obv if all paid up)

 

Cheers

 

Ken


Hyundai i10 auto - white goods shite
Rover 75 1.8 auto - wafty kettle
Ford Galaxy - big red shite with added space

BMW 318i Touring with dealer optional indicators fitted! Gently sleeping!
Triumph Toledo - 2.0 for added sleeper shite
Triumph Dolomite 1850 auto - crusty shite
MG ZT Mean Green Machine
MGF 1.8 VVC BRG floppytop shite


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Posted 17 May 2017 - 05:06 AM

BUMP FOR A REAL THREAD


"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"

#78 OFFLINE   purplebargeken

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Posted 17 May 2017 - 06:01 AM

Hahaha, cheers Billy


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Hyundai i10 auto - white goods shite
Rover 75 1.8 auto - wafty kettle
Ford Galaxy - big red shite with added space

BMW 318i Touring with dealer optional indicators fitted! Gently sleeping!
Triumph Toledo - 2.0 for added sleeper shite
Triumph Dolomite 1850 auto - crusty shite
MG ZT Mean Green Machine
MGF 1.8 VVC BRG floppytop shite


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Posted 17 May 2017 - 08:18 AM

Paid for my two.

CHOD

 

Now with added updates

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Citroen C5 estate, Purchased from Flat4alfa's dad 10/18,  (The .45p per mile winna         +++ Different C5 Estate ex Bramz/Chrisjvm

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The mighty Citroen ZX still..... sold .roffled. and bought back from winner...........  95 quid mansions pool car.

 

Inbetweeners

Cactus returning a surprising 63.9 mpg as Mrs 95's work car

 

 

NICE SHITE (Now much reduced in Number)

Volvo 240 Torslander

Rover 110 P4 East Anglian classic car auction impulse buy

Renault Dauphine,

 

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Posted 17 May 2017 - 03:49 PM

Are we all good for this evening's draw?
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Posted 17 May 2017 - 03:57 PM

Hi All, am at work at the moment so I haven't got my list of who has paid and who hasn't.

 

However, it seems pretty good from what I can recall, so TONITE IS THE ROFFLE NIGHT! Yay!!!!

 

I should be home around 8pm and tick my list but we will be good to go.

 

Good luck Shitters!

 

Thanks to all who participated.

 

Ken


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Hyundai i10 auto - white goods shite
Rover 75 1.8 auto - wafty kettle
Ford Galaxy - big red shite with added space

BMW 318i Touring with dealer optional indicators fitted! Gently sleeping!
Triumph Toledo - 2.0 for added sleeper shite
Triumph Dolomite 1850 auto - crusty shite
MG ZT Mean Green Machine
MGF 1.8 VVC BRG floppytop shite


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Posted 17 May 2017 - 04:04 PM

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

#83 OFFLINE   purplebargeken

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Posted 17 May 2017 - 04:20 PM

Go to the toilet man. The forum is not the place for that sort of thing!
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Hyundai i10 auto - white goods shite
Rover 75 1.8 auto - wafty kettle
Ford Galaxy - big red shite with added space

BMW 318i Touring with dealer optional indicators fitted! Gently sleeping!
Triumph Toledo - 2.0 for added sleeper shite
Triumph Dolomite 1850 auto - crusty shite
MG ZT Mean Green Machine
MGF 1.8 VVC BRG floppytop shite


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Posted 17 May 2017 - 07:32 PM

41, it's...that twat from Chester!


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Posted 17 May 2017 - 07:43 PM

congrats Cavcraft


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Posted 17 May 2017 - 07:44 PM

Ah shit, I actually wanted to win this one. Well done Billy.
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Posted 17 May 2017 - 07:59 PM

Excellent... I didn't win it! .

Well done cav. PDI including mine sweep of back seat before being pushed out onto the forecourt.
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Posted 17 May 2017 - 07:59 PM

Well done Cavcraft. I am looking forward to the collection thread for this one.
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Posted 17 May 2017 - 08:08 PM

Just got in from leaving work at 6.20pm. Fucking M25 and Enfield. 

 

Billy eh? Hahahahaha. 

 

Well done Sir.


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Rover 75 1.8 auto - wafty kettle
Ford Galaxy - big red shite with added space

BMW 318i Touring with dealer optional indicators fitted! Gently sleeping!
Triumph Toledo - 2.0 for added sleeper shite
Triumph Dolomite 1850 auto - crusty shite
MG ZT Mean Green Machine
MGF 1.8 VVC BRG floppytop shite


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Posted 17 May 2017 - 08:18 PM

bwaahahahahahahaha

 

no wai billy leaves chester 3-1


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