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Roffle Big Diesel Alfa 156 Sportwagon - Weds Draw if payments received.

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#1 OFFLINE   purplebargeken

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Posted 12 May 2017 - 03:28 PM

Ok, roffle it is. It's a beastie, it's Italian, it's powered by the fuel of Satan. Project Pasta is up for roffle.

 

166 odd thousand miles on the clock, mostly silver - paintwork was keyed on one side, the rocker panels need the black shite removing, cleaning up and painting properly.

 

It has black leather seats, door cards will come with the car and are pretty easy to fit plus there are a couple of other bits of trim to fit too. I have not got the time or the energy at the moment. Has a proper load area cover fitted.

 

It has a brand new battery and a replacement used tacho in order to end the slow battery discharge. I have disconnected the battery when not in use as it is no hassle and mainly 'cos coward. Front drivers side brake hose is slightly scuffed.

 

Starts and runs lovely, stops happily. 99.9% of previous front end squeak has been eliminated due to top wishbone fitment. Tyres are ok. Rear wiper works but is a bit tired, maybe some WD40 would assist.

 

I have a replacement electric window switch set which I will try and fit. Otherwise will come with the car. I have a fuse box cover for the car. It will need to be fitted properly.

 

It has some diesel in it. Goes bloody well! Needs a stereo! It would likely love an oil and filter change at some point.

 

Roffle at £5 per virtual number or if you really want to...... lob £250 in my hand.

 

Location: Edmonton, N9. Nearest train station is Edmonton Green. Am 10 or 15 mins from J25/M25.

 

Payment once all numbers taken, gift payment via PP and your forum name please. My PP deets will be PM'd to all the contestants. 

 

Pictures......

 

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They flatter the car slightly.

 

Inside pics!

 

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The carpet could do with a proper clean really but it isn't bad.

 

Door cards included.


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#2 OFFLINE   purplebargeken

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Posted 12 May 2017 - 03:35 PM

Roffleboard

 

1. sporty-shite (random)

2. dome (random)

3. chatsharris (random)

4. Eddyramrod

5. wilsonwilson

6. cavcraft (random)

7. fat_pirate (random)

8. SiC (random)

9. chatsharris (random)

10. 95 quid Peugeot (random)

11. somewhatfoolish (random)

12. Robson3022

13. Robson3022

14. Robson3022

15. Robson3022

16. Eddyramrod

17. The Moog (random)

18. Sigmund Fraud

19. jackytwoshoes (random)

20. omegod (random)

21. The Moog (random)

22. bub2006 (random)

23. loserone

24. wilsonwilson

25. cavcraft

26. Tamworthbay (random)

27. barmatt (random)

28. gadgetpricey

29. somewhatfoolish (random)

30. somewhatfoolish (random)

31. hairymel (random)

32. angle (random)

33. sporty-shite (random)

34. bub2006 (random)

35. Sigmund Fraud

36. The Moog (random)

37. dave21478

38. dave21478

39. dave21478

40. dave21478

41. cavcraft

42. cavcraft

43. carlo

44. cavcraft

45. gadgetpricey

46. Stephen01 (random)

47. barmatt

48. 95 quid Peugeot (random)

49. The Moog (random)

50. primeradoner (random)

51. hairymel (random)

52. brodders

53. angle (random)

54. cavcraft (random)

55. chatsharris (random)

57. fat_pirate (random)

58. dome (random)

59. Eddyramrod



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Posted 12 May 2017 - 03:36 PM

4/16/59 for me please good sir!

 

Edit: doh, you already picked up on that.  Thank'ee kindly!


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Posted 12 May 2017 - 03:38 PM

Cheers mate.



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Posted 12 May 2017 - 04:02 PM

Two randoms s'il vous plaît.
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Posted 12 May 2017 - 04:02 PM

I will take 52.
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Posted 12 May 2017 - 04:12 PM

I've probably missed it (soz) but any test left on it?
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Posted 12 May 2017 - 04:12 PM

05 AND 24 PLS


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Posted 12 May 2017 - 04:20 PM

Billy, 11 months or so.


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Posted 12 May 2017 - 04:34 PM

I'll take 4 consecutive if possible please
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Posted 12 May 2017 - 04:35 PM

Five please: 25, 41, 44 and two randoms!
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Posted 12 May 2017 - 04:47 PM

28 & 45 if you would please.

 

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Posted 12 May 2017 - 05:00 PM

I will have 4 please
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Posted 12 May 2017 - 05:01 PM

Thanks guys, all added.



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Posted 12 May 2017 - 05:03 PM

Mr Moog....... it's the leather isn't it! :)



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Posted 12 May 2017 - 05:06 PM

OOOOOH 23 isn't taken, so I'll have that please.


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Posted 12 May 2017 - 05:13 PM

4 consecutive numbers please.


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Posted 12 May 2017 - 05:23 PM

Thanks guys. This consecutive numbers thing is a bit popular isn't it? 



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Posted 12 May 2017 - 05:24 PM

Goodness, 28 numbers left!



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Posted 12 May 2017 - 05:26 PM

 This consecutive numbers thing is a bit popular isn't it? 

 

I always choose that for my roffles. Consecutive numbers makes a bigger target to hit so higher chances of winning. I dont see why everyone doesnt do it.


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Posted 12 May 2017 - 05:34 PM

Makes sense!


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Posted 12 May 2017 - 06:42 PM

I always choose that for my roffles. Consecutive numbers makes a bigger target to hit so higher chances of winning. I dont see why everyone doesnt do it.


In your mind possibly but makes no sense in reality. If you run several lines with overlapping runs of numbers then it can work but that is impossible in this scenario.

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Posted 12 May 2017 - 08:03 PM

I wonder if, at this rate, we might make it for a Weds draw? That would be ace.



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Posted 12 May 2017 - 08:19 PM

Mr Moog....... it's the leather isn't it! :)

It's the engine.. although leather will help :-)
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Posted 12 May 2017 - 08:52 PM

Go on then, I'll take two randoms.
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Posted 12 May 2017 - 08:56 PM

All done Sir, many thanks :)



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Posted 12 May 2017 - 09:52 PM

In your mind possibly but makes no sense in reality. If you run several lines with overlapping runs of numbers then it can work but that is impossible in this scenario.

 

You know I was joking, right?


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Posted 12 May 2017 - 10:04 PM

I'll take a random please
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Posted 12 May 2017 - 10:22 PM

Random me one time baby


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Posted 12 May 2017 - 10:48 PM

Thanks guys, all updated :)







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