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#1 OFFLINE   purplebargeken

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Posted 10 May 2017 - 10:23 PM

For the Alfa say £5 per ticket
 
Beetle £6 per ticket
 
How does that sound?
 
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Posted 10 May 2017 - 10:45 PM

I'd buy a couple of tickets for the Bug, even though it's a bloody VAG product. I quite like Beetles.


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Posted 11 May 2017 - 06:15 AM

Number 24 on the Alfa please Ken :-)

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Posted 11 May 2017 - 08:15 AM

I will take 52 on the Alfa Romeo too
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Posted 11 May 2017 - 08:29 AM

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#6 OFFLINE   purplebargeken

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Posted 11 May 2017 - 08:42 AM

Ok guys, bear with me on this for a wee while re: Alfa as plans may be afoot.

 

I see no reason why the Beetle cannot go ahead though. I will do a numbers list later today :)

 

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Posted 11 May 2017 - 09:16 AM

Two randoms please, various offspring have expressed Beetle ownership desires and a tenner is about all I'd be willing to invest in one!

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Posted 11 May 2017 - 09:21 AM

I'll take a couple of randoms on the Beetle too, please. 

 

Thanks, Ken, and best of luck with the health woes.


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Posted 11 May 2017 - 09:24 AM

Cheers guys, much appreciated.



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Posted 11 May 2017 - 09:28 AM

Bug me for a Beetle Roffle.

 

All rules as per previous Roffles - PP payment as a gift please. Ta

 

Draw will be ASAP following the fullness of the roffle as per.

 

Good luck and happy Roffling!

 

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2. Sporty-Shite (random)

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4. Fat_Pirate (random)

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7. cavcraft (random)

8. AMC rebel (random)

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12. Ghosty (random)

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24. Tamworthbay (random)

25. primeradoner

26. Sportyshite (random)

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28. gadgetpricey

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31. robthedonkey

32. Ghosty (random)

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34. Fat_Pirate

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36. michael1703

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40. cavcraft (random)

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42. Norfolkweigh (random)

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44. egg (random)

45. The Moog (random)

46. 

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48. AMC rebel (random) 

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50. New POD (random)

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52. Stephen01 (random)

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#11 OFFLINE   purplebargeken

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Posted 11 May 2017 - 09:33 AM

Thanks guys, I have done the numbers of randomness for youse all.



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Posted 11 May 2017 - 09:38 AM

Is that right that the Lotto numbers go up to 59?



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Posted 11 May 2017 - 09:55 AM

More details of the Beetle? I didn't even know you had one!

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Posted 11 May 2017 - 10:07 AM

Is that right that the Lotto numbers go up to 59?

Sure is!


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Posted 11 May 2017 - 10:43 AM

Two randoms for me please.  This has added appeal on the basis that not only might I have to cough up for tow random tickets at some unspecified point in the future in the hope/dread of winning a car - but it's also by no means certain the forum will be up or even extant.  


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Posted 11 May 2017 - 10:49 AM

put me down for #15 please Ken

 

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Posted 11 May 2017 - 11:26 AM

Oh sod it, put me down for #28 for the Beetle.
 
(Dont want or need it, but just want to win one of the sodding roffle's on here) :)
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Posted 11 May 2017 - 11:28 AM

Think my post on t'other thread was misplaced... What's location and engine size of said Beadle...?
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Posted 11 May 2017 - 11:33 AM

One ticket for me please. If I win, it will be for sale for £50, a pickled egg and unused copy of 'men only' from the mid 90s.
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Posted 11 May 2017 - 12:58 PM

Think my post on t'other thread was misplaced... What's location and engine size of said Beadle...?

 

 

Its a 1.6 according to DVLA, and I believe Ken is in North London.


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Posted 11 May 2017 - 01:02 PM

One ticket for me please. If I win, it will be for sale for £50, a pickled egg and unused copy of 'men only' from the mid 90s.

 

You could put it for sale at £59, then we get the ultimate £1 a go raffle.

I'd probably have 58 tickets and still lose :)


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Posted 11 May 2017 - 01:31 PM

without pictures how you can you possibly expect us to take part in this!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'll take a random please


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Posted 11 May 2017 - 02:33 PM

Oh sod it, put me down for #28 for the Beetle.

 

(Dont want or need it, but just want to win one of the sodding roffle's on here) :)

I don't want it either, because VAG (best possible reason) so you have a better chance of winning already!

 

Ken: good luck my friend.


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Posted 11 May 2017 - 02:42 PM

Think my post on t'other thread was misplaced... What's location and engine size of said Beadle...?

 

 

without pictures how you can you possibly expect us to take part in this!

 

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Posted 11 May 2017 - 07:26 PM

Being from Liverpool I absolutely HATE the Beatles. So put me down for Number 50. I neither need a car or want this one, but hey.  I might give it to someone for Christmas. Someone I hate.


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Posted 11 May 2017 - 07:40 PM

I'll take a couple of randoms, Ken.


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Posted 11 May 2017 - 09:05 PM

36 please
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Posted 11 May 2017 - 09:26 PM

I would have 3 tickets
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Posted 12 May 2017 - 12:04 AM

Sorry guys, had laptop ftp. Will update tomorrow.



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Posted 12 May 2017 - 06:25 AM

I hate beetles, I hate vinyl wrap, I hate London, but it's you Ken and you are GI numma oneee so put me down for a random.

If I win it I will reraffle it for a charity. But I never win anything ever so no fear of that.
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