From the Tat thread - A beige BX, facing the breaker. EDIT: facing hipster art installation doom.
[EDIT EDIT EDIT - Car now bought - group ownership blah being worked out - please read on if interested]
Suggestion: someone who is a BX licker buys this heap and saves it from scrappage. Autoshite rabble-funding a la SierrabASe and Grannyestate occurs. I will start the ball rolling with an offer of fifty quid if there are lots of idiots, and a hundred quid max if there are not lots of idiots.
The main thing is to find someone daft enough to go and collect the car and keep it in their shed.
I would not want to drive the car and would seek urgent injunctions if it ever got anywhere near my house, but I might like to kick one of its tyres at Shitefest.
NB. Car is a BEIGE BX.