Guest Breadvan72 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 Hello, if anyone is near Kendal, Cumbria, and fancies a dangerously impossible looking at crap car mission, please PM me for TOP SECRET DEETS. Suitable compensation packages consisting of cans of cheap corner shop lager and old Haynes Manuals for terrible cars that have all been scrapped may be arranged. Thanks, you are all ace, this place ...etc. Supernaut and DVee8 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longblackcoat Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 Sorry, I'm at the right height in the country but on the other side. [This message has been brought to you by UnhelpfulpostTM - wasting forum bandwidth since 1997] chaseracer, Junkman, Magnificent Rustbucket and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Breadvan72 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 yeah cheers m8 yeah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somewhatfoolish Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 Surplus mintcake delivery truck? Supernaut, Magnificent Rustbucket, Skizzer and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
320touring Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 Pm sent Magnificent Rustbucket 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernaut Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 Surplus mintcake delivery truck?It had better have some surplus mintcake in it!Shit, I'm type 1 diabetic. Never mind. This post also brought to you by Unhelpful Postâ„¢ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddyramrod Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 I'm within daytrip-to-Kendal territory. PM on way. Skizzer and Magnificent Rustbucket 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazoli Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 I live in Kendal and happy to help loserone, Skizzer, eddyramrod and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy18s Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 I live in Kendal. Hope that helps Brought to you by Unhelpfulblahblagh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Breadvan72 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 Many thanks to all who have offered to suck teeth, shake heads, and say "looks fucked M8". Jazoli is ON TEH CAZE. He is not allowed to tell you what the car is. Because ridiculous. eddyramrod, Supernaut, Junkman and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy18s Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 Tbh Skizzer is going to take some beating......... Skizzer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Breadvan72 Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 Skizzer is UnBETAble. I have just seen and driven the Gammakoop. We are not worthy. Supernaut, Junkman, spike60 and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skizzer Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 Tbh Skizzer is going to take some beating.........I grew up posh-sounding English in South Wales in the 1970s, I'm used to taking a beating. Hope the verdict on whatever-it-is is positive... somewhatfoolish, spike60, chaseracer and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longblackcoat Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 Many thanks to all who have offered to suck teeth, shake heads, and say "looks fucked M8". Jazoli is ON TEH CAZE. He is not allowed to tell you what the car is. Because ridiculous.Mate, I've just looked over the Pennines and even from here it looks utterly fucked. Hope you buy it so I can have a drive! Springer, barefoot, Essex V6 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UltraWomble Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 Im up that way at the weekend if thats any use. Im residing near J35 so its only another jump up the M6. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felly Magic Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 Unless it's a Horsey Horseless Renault 20 ISIS Maxi diesel edition in beige, I doubt it will beat Skizzer's Gamma-ray for forum frothification-ness binhoker668 and BorniteIdentity 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctormop Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Just seen this and am in Kendal too, maybe late to the party but happy to help if I can, have an off road parking space if that might help in anyway. eddyramrod 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Breadvan72 Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Thanks all. Jazoli has done the gig, and sent a detailed report to Mission Stupid HQ. I am pondering Plan Stupid overnight. Nighty nighty all. KruJoe, eddyramrod, Sloth in a bowl and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Breadvan72 Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Unless it's a Horsey Horseless Renault 20 ISIS Maxi diesel edition in beige, I doubt it will beat Skizzer's Gamma-ray for forum frothification-ness The car in question, even if bought, will not beat the Gammakoop in any way, shape, or form. Having said that, something entirely unrelated to this thread may or may not be occurring in the not very distant future, and that thing, when it occurs, may provoke some comment. eddyramrod and UltraWomble 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazoli Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 It's ducked m9 It's a very nice example of the breed and is absolute class, much wantage from me. eddyramrod 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Breadvan72 Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 I can possibly can haz done a buyage, possibly, perhaps. I deny everything. Magnificent Rustbucket, richardthestag, The Moog and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UltraWomble Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 may provoke some comment.Renner Laguna DCi eat-itself BorniteIdentity and beko1987 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazoli Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Just seen this and am in Kendal too, maybe late to the party but happy to help if I can, have an off road parking space if that might help in anyway. Are you local, as in bjorn and bread? Doctormop 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inconsistant Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 I once met Kenneth Kendal if that helps? somewhatfoolish, RobT, Magnificent Rustbucket and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rantingYoof Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 This thread should be uploaded to PornHub and tagged 'cocktease'. Sent from my GT-I9505 using Tapatalk Supernaut, Brodders, The Moog and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somewhatfoolish Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 I once met Kenneth Kendal if that helps?I've watched the film Genevieve several times; it's got Kay Kendal(l) in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctormop Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Are you local, as in bjorn and bread? Unfortunately not, I'm an interloper from Lancashire who headed North about 20 years ago. Jazoli and eddyramrod 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Breadvan72 Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 I've watched the film Genevieve several times; it's got Kay Kendal(l) in. Also a shit old car, and some men who are idiots. So: result. CreepingJesus, eddyramrod, richardthestag and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martc Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Unless it's a J reg Horsey Horseless Renault 20 ISIS Maxi diesel edition in beige, I doubt it will beat Skizzer's Gamma-ray for forum frothification-ness EFA tooSavvy and beko1987 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazoli Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 This thread should be uploaded to PornHub and tagged 'cocktease'. Sent from my GT-I9505 using Tapatalk It should, the climax will be epic. eddyramrod 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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