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#1 OFFLINE   WilsonWilson

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Posted 20 April 2017 - 05:41 AM

Its been emotional.

With a history of 65 vehicles rolling in and out over the last five years, I now realise that it is time for a break from this bagain basement rollercoaster of chod. A boring modern is appealing. Maybe its my age.

One last time (for now), Im heading orf down the long road to pick up someone superiors outdated hand-me-down. South is the direction. South and West.

1st up.


Shit modern bus.



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And we're off.
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Posted 20 April 2017 - 05:45 AM

As its a good four hours till I arrive at the boring modern, I thought Id occupy myself with puzzling.




ACROSS







2

Sechsundfunfzig
5,3




4

undertake course of exercise





5

Foot part drinking house
3,3




8

Deaf eared material





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Tennis kick off of the past
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'matic crap





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Two part sacrament





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Chinese correction





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Lords Manor






DOWN





1

closely compacted





3

Pair of 1000ml
3,5




6

Raunchy banger track
4,4




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Pinch the rims
5,6




9

Becomes weary





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The rock of Staffordshire





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Boost Stockings
5,4





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Racing Belgian build town.







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Posted 20 April 2017 - 05:47 AM

Mph currently:50
Poo count: One.
Direction: West.

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Onward.
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Posted 20 April 2017 - 06:01 AM

I can almost SMELL the excitement.


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Posted 20 April 2017 - 06:08 AM

I give it ten weeks.

 

Good luck!


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Posted 20 April 2017 - 06:16 AM

Art interlude.

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Posted 20 April 2017 - 06:18 AM

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Mph:71
Poo count: still one.
Direction: North

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Im going the wrong way.


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Posted 20 April 2017 - 06:22 AM

'Two litre' and 'cloth' sound promising but then I got to 'toe pub' and gave up.

Travel well!
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Posted 20 April 2017 - 06:29 AM

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Awaiting the big snake.

Everything seems to be running to schedule this morning. Most be the bloke that normally fucks it all ups day orf.


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Posted 20 April 2017 - 06:32 AM

9 down tyred/tired
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Posted 20 April 2017 - 06:37 AM

Shite auld train with Manuel door handles.

Grand.


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Posted 20 April 2017 - 06:38 AM

9 down tyred/tired


Tyres. Half a point.

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Posted 20 April 2017 - 06:46 AM

Mph: 125
Poo count: unchanged.
Direction: South finally!
Outlook: bleak.

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Ive forgotten my fucking phone charger.
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Posted 20 April 2017 - 06:59 AM

2 across fifty six. I think
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Posted 20 April 2017 - 07:00 AM

Assuming your phone still has sufficient juice to complete the mission
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Posted 20 April 2017 - 07:06 AM

1 down cubed
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Posted 20 April 2017 - 08:10 AM

1 down cubed


Incorrect.

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Posted 20 April 2017 - 08:11 AM

(HT) Leeds achieved. But this car wont need any such things.

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Posted 20 April 2017 - 08:26 AM

(HT) Leeds achieved. But this car wont need any such things.

 

So it's a diesel?



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Posted 20 April 2017 - 08:27 AM

Affermative.

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Posted 20 April 2017 - 08:46 AM

Answers updated in 1st post.

Yes. This train IS that boring.

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Posted 20 April 2017 - 09:00 AM

Hold on. You had a poo on a bus?


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Posted 20 April 2017 - 09:01 AM

Hold on. You had a poo on a bus?


A few times. But not today!
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Posted 20 April 2017 - 09:19 AM

Hold on. You had a poo on a bus?

 

I used to work on the buses. It happens quite a lot.

 

People are awful.


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Posted 20 April 2017 - 09:34 AM

4 across - Train?


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Posted 20 April 2017 - 09:41 AM

7 down, Steel Wheels?
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Posted 20 April 2017 - 09:43 AM

6 down, Blue Oval
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Posted 20 April 2017 - 09:48 AM

7 across - the bridge  :mrgreen:  :mrgreen:


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Posted 20 April 2017 - 09:58 AM

I used to work on the buses. It happens quite a lot.

 

People are awful.

Were you Stan, Jack or Blakey? Bus people smell. Dropglass doors on 125s for teh win; they separate the true trainshiter from the dilettante public transport dabbler, I had to explain then show a confused belgian tourist how they worked lest she get carried past Berwick and get fined by the train stasi.


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Posted 20 April 2017 - 10:00 AM

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Obligitory Savvy tribute.


Mph: zero.
Direction: stationary.
Poo count: two.
Outlook: brightens
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