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#1 OFFLINE   The Moog

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Posted 09 April 2017 - 09:53 AM

I am not bonding with the Skoda. Put 100 miles on it since getting it off Mr Imp, whilst it drives well and can be very grin inducing to drive it doesn't fit the track car niche in the fleet.

So offering it back here 7 months of motoring and then get a smoll profit at the end.

MOT to 1st Nov
PAS
Electric Mirrors
5 speed manual so happily sit at 70 on motorway
1.3 MPI (Many Ponies Inside -
We all have Skeletons in our closets... This car keeps them under the bonnet cracking one off like a teenage boy)
Central locking
A decadent 6 wheels with at least 3 of them having 30psi and 4 of them attached to the car
Red so definitely faster
Sunroof which hasn't leaked in the week i have had it (rain may or may not have been applied)
2x sets of keys
Drivers airbag
Passengers have comfort over safety with a glove box for giants
Interior looks pretty good for 100k

It has 100% more working handbrake and precisely 100% less warning lights than a vel satis.

Jobs to do
Fan squeaks
A bit* of rust
Lights flickered a bit driving home so might need earth cleaning up

V5 should be on its way to me.

So plan is that you can have enter a free* Roffle.

All i ask is that for every ticket you claim you make a donation to the forum. How much you donate is between you and your conscience. Once you have donated pick your numbers.

It is taxed and if it can be collected next weekend it will be insured.

Would definitely prefer for it to live on rather than someone buying it to scrap.

Car is in Accrington

1. 95 quid Peugeot
2. Chodweaver (Keymaster Pies)
3Aldo 135
4. Aldo135
5 Richard K
6 Momentary lapse of reason
7 Dave Q
8. Momentary lapse of reason
9. Shiterider
10. Chaseracer
11 Shiterider
12. Borneidenitity
13 Dave Q
14. Dave Q
15 chodweaver
16Holbeck
17. 17 Coffees
18 Borneidenitity
19. Ruffgeezer
20 95 quid Peugeot
21. Holbeck
22. Borneidenitity
23 Aldo135
24. Sigmund fraud
25 Supernaut
26 3vom
27 95 quid Peugeot
28. Gadgetpricey
29 Richard K
30 17 Coffees
31. Aldo135
32Ruffgeezer
33. Supernaut
34. Hairnet
35. Ultrawomble
36 Gadget Pricey
37Hairnet
38. Cavcraft
39Kiltox
40. Chodweaver ( Key master pies)
41 Ultrawomble
42. RichardK
43. 17 Coffees
44. Ruffgeezer
45. Gadget pricey
46 chodweaver
47. Hairnet
48 sigmund fraud
49. Cavcraft
50. Kiltox
51 cavcraft
52. Ultrawomble
53 choweaver
54. Sigmund fraud
55chaseracer
56. Cavcraft
57 3vom
58 3vom
59. Chaseracer

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#2 OFFLINE   Dave_Q

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Posted 09 April 2017 - 10:00 AM

Oof. That's a very kind gesture.

Can I haz 7 and 14 please?

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#3 OFFLINE   ShiteRider

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Posted 09 April 2017 - 10:11 AM

9 please.

#4 ONLINE   gadgetgricey

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Posted 09 April 2017 - 10:44 AM

28 & 45 if you would sir.

Current fleet

 

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#5 ONLINE   gadgetgricey

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Posted 09 April 2017 - 10:47 AM

28 & 45 if you would sir.


Donation completed as well

Current fleet

 

75 CDT Auto Tourer

ZT-T Diesel Manual

LPG 4.0 Jeep Grand Cherokee WJ

Saab 9-3 Convertible 

Mazda RX8

Freelander V6

Focus 1.6 Auto

 


#6 OFFLINE   chodweaver

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Posted 09 April 2017 - 10:55 AM

2 randoms please Mr Moog

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Vomit colour Corsa 1.4 Comfort badermatic (the one constant, reliable thing in my life /Quentin)

XM 2.1 SEDTurbo (leaky driveway ornament)

Chrysler Graf Spee Limited 3.3 + LPG (suspected OMGHG, ABS, AC and driver's seat heater failures)

LT Multicruiser (guest bedroom and backup kitchen)

Mk1 MR2 (rumours of its health are lies)

 

(I'm sure I've forgotten at least one...)


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Posted 09 April 2017 - 10:58 AM

17 for 17-Coffees and a random for me.

I'll chuck in a donation for both if that's ok.

#8 OFFLINE   95 quid Peugeot

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Posted 09 April 2017 - 11:49 AM

#27 please.

CHOD

The Peugeot 406 of much cheapness. 190k miles  Deceased, twatted into Central Reservation of A1 Southbound, RIP 10/12/16...Relaced with 406 estate.

The Gaylander TD4 of much gayness. 172k miles 180k miles Sold to nice Romanian man to take to Eastern Europe. Replaced with another. 

The BMW Z4 in the delightful bell end purple colour.      :angry-smiley-007:

The Rover 75 of much comfyness 126k miles, new purchase, very Count Arthur Strong Sold 11.6/17 (Trilby moved to Sterling post sale)

The Clitroen ZX of much gifferness reliably earning me .45p/mile work use  sold .roffled. and bought back from winner...........  95 quid mansions pool car.

The Team Sven Mobiles V70 and XC70  why oh why ?

 

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Renault Dauphine

BMW Z4  Ordered by Mrs 95 Quid to move her car into this section. :-D and its still bell end purple.

 


#9 ONLINE   chaseracer

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Posted 09 April 2017 - 12:06 PM

10 and 59, pliz thankyoo  :)


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#10 OFFLINE   JayW

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Posted 09 April 2017 - 12:57 PM

Location?
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#11 OFFLINE   The Moog

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Posted 09 April 2017 - 01:05 PM

Location?

Accrington



I will also include two Holland pies to the winner to provide sustanance on way home.


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Posted 09 April 2017 - 01:17 PM

What a grand gesture 59 3 random numbers, please.


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#13 ONLINE   holbeck

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Posted 09 April 2017 - 02:42 PM

chuck me in for a random



#14 ONLINE   Kiltox

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Posted 09 April 2017 - 03:19 PM

Is it rotten in the usual places I take it?

One random please

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Posted 09 April 2017 - 03:37 PM

Wake up after a very long Friday-Saturday which ended up with me on the piss, to see Supernaut sent me a message saying "Car for you to take to shitefest" Followed by another "Sod it, I've entered you into it anyway". (Cheers for paying me SN)

Oh Cock whats he gotten me into now? 

 

Upon seeing it, chuck me another random, preferably in the high numbers. 

 

I love these things! :D


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Posted 09 April 2017 - 05:40 PM

Two randoms please Mr Moog


The Picasso is the future Morris Minor.

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#17 OFFLINE   The Moog

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Posted 09 April 2017 - 06:11 PM

Is it rotten in the usual places I take it?

One random please

If it was rotten in unusual places would that make it more desirable? :-)


It is a very honest little car. Drives really well and a hoot on b roads. Obviously VAG quality as well.
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Posted 09 April 2017 - 06:53 PM

19 and 44 please Mr. Moogsly!

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#19 OFFLINE   The Moog

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Posted 09 April 2017 - 07:14 PM

All updated. About 1/3rd of ticket have gone.

During the great outtage of April 2017 the citizens of Autoshite found themselves abandoned.

Some were spotted on Facebook, others had to clean their cars indeed one had to endure watching an evening of Ant & Dec at Disneyland, without an Allegro in sight.

All of your donations go towards keeping the giant hamster fed that powers the beige corner of the internet.

Although it has been said he isn't as good as he used to be, and in fact quite likes new new new top gear.

For a one off life changing donation, you get to have a free car, two pies of your choice plus make a difference to the citizens of autoshite.

Donate now.... Before it is too late....
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Posted 09 April 2017 - 07:24 PM

34 becos

 

and 47 becos DAVE IS A FUKINHERO :D

 

did ya see me flick vees on way to rocket centre this morning :D


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#21 OFFLINE   The Moog

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Posted 09 April 2017 - 07:33 PM



did ya see me flick vees on way to rocket centre this morning :D



Does not compute....

Was in Scotchland this morning.
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Posted 09 April 2017 - 08:52 PM

Does not compute....
Was in Scotchland this morning.

Ha ha, my mate 205GTi saw what he thought was me in my Burgandy XJ8 a while a go and drove behind him flashing his lights and sticking his fingers up at him. When he pulled up next to it at the next junct, he saw some slightly bemused old boy was driving it much to his amusement. He said the driver didn't seem to find it quite as funny.
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Posted 09 April 2017 - 09:38 PM

A pair of radnoms for me please.
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Posted 09 April 2017 - 10:03 PM


Does not compute....

Was in Scotchland this morning.

haha - was a joke - did warp factor 13 past a6185 :D


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Posted 10 April 2017 - 01:57 AM

Thats me sent my donation in for the second ticket! :D (not the one Supernaut got me) 

Offt, hope I'm the lucky* winner! Last one I saw in person was a few years ago, and was rally prepped.


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-Summery of Shitefest 2016. 

 

The Fleet:

- 'Minor Project' - 1957 Morris Minor 1000

 

The HMS LexBarge, 2000 Lexus LS400. 

 

'Shed IV', 1995 BMW 316i. (Co-owned with Supernaut)

 

 

Other's not on here:

- 2015 Abarth 595

 

 


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Posted 10 April 2017 - 05:46 AM

Two for me would be wonderful, in return for two donations.


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Posted 10 April 2017 - 07:36 AM

I've 2 tickets in Wilsonwilsons Pug 106,  one for me and one for son#2.. therefore chod options must be equalised...

Could you bung me down for 1 additional random, double site donation as requested inbound.   


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CHOD

The Peugeot 406 of much cheapness. 190k miles  Deceased, twatted into Central Reservation of A1 Southbound, RIP 10/12/16...Relaced with 406 estate.

The Gaylander TD4 of much gayness. 172k miles 180k miles Sold to nice Romanian man to take to Eastern Europe. Replaced with another. 

The BMW Z4 in the delightful bell end purple colour.      :angry-smiley-007:

The Rover 75 of much comfyness 126k miles, new purchase, very Count Arthur Strong Sold 11.6/17 (Trilby moved to Sterling post sale)

The Clitroen ZX of much gifferness reliably earning me .45p/mile work use  sold .roffled. and bought back from winner...........  95 quid mansions pool car.

The Team Sven Mobiles V70 and XC70  why oh why ?

 

NICE SHITE (Now much reduced in Number)

Saab 96

Renault Dauphine

BMW Z4  Ordered by Mrs 95 Quid to move her car into this section. :-D and its still bell end purple.

 


#28 OFFLINE   aldo135

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Posted 10 April 2017 - 07:51 AM

Great gesture, 2 randoms please!
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#29 OFFLINE   Momentary Lapse Of Reason

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Posted 11 April 2017 - 08:41 AM

Number 8 please


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Posted 11 April 2017 - 10:49 AM

42 please!


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