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It's a little disconcerting to know that someone has done that to you while you were asleep! Good news for the weekend though is that it's healing up nicely. I might even risk putting some trousers on now! :lol:

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Eurgh.

 

Here's something at work that we all found piss funny.

 

One of the lads who's rather young and impressionable hired a C3 yesterday evening. He decided to take his cru on a little blezz round the countryside.

 

He crested a hump at 70, the car took off, landed hard on the front NS, snapped the bottom wishbone and ploughed him into a tree.

 

The airbag went off, and as the boss cover blew off it smacked him in the arm, causing an allergic reaction....

 

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That's the second car he's written off at the tender age of 20. Bless.

That is incredible!!!! :lol::lol::lol:
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  • 2 months later...

He stepped into the water, and his foot slipped on the bottom of the bath..... skidded straight up between her legs and his big-toe nail caused lacerations to her anus!! :shock: She had to go to A & E in agony and explain how the damage was done. She said the laughter could be heard in the next county!!

I was in the shower the other day and slipped on some soapy bubbly bit. I must've tried to gain my balance five times before I spun round and landed squarely on my arse. I'm only 33 but at that moment I knew what it was like to be an 80 year old. :(
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I was in the shower the other day and slipped on some soapy bubbly bit. I must've tried to gain my balance five times before I spun round and landed squarely on my arse. I'm only 33 but at that moment I knew what it was like to be an 80 year old. :(

Sorry I thought this was turning into a long involved explanation as to how you turned up in casualty with the shower gel bottle stuck up you, thank goodness it wasn't.
mummy, this man is scaring me :lol::lol::lol:
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I was in the shower the other day and slipped on some soapy bubbly bit. I must've tried to gain my balance five times before I spun round and landed squarely on my arse. I'm only 33 but at that moment I knew what it was like to be an 80 year old. :(

Sorry I thought this was turning into a long involved explanation as to how you turned up in casualty with the shower gel bottle stuck up you, thank goodness it wasn't.
:lol::lol::lol: I thought so too....
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I was in the shower the other day and slipped on some soapy bubbly bit. I must've tried to gain my balance five times before I spun round and landed squarely on my arse. I'm only 33 but at that moment I knew what it was like to be an 80 year old. :(

Sorry I thought this was turning into a long involved explanation as to how you turned up in casualty with the shower gel bottle stuck up you, thank goodness it wasn't.
No, it was the tap. I had to go up to hospital in the ambulance with the whole bath tub. :oops:
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