ashmicro Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 a woman I used to work with was sitting at a set of Belfast traffic lights picking her nose. You guessed it, her car was rear-ended by a van. Finger jammed up beak, off to A&E. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Lobster Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 I still haven't a clue what this is doing on Autoshite though! It's putting me right off my dinner, thats what. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pillock Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Did you click the link?For the record, I haven't..... I suspect it may put me off all my future dinners and also make any real-life autoshite meetings awkward and embarrasing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Lobster Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 No, I really would rather not know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Did you click the link?.I did and thought it was a new fish coloured stamp! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FredTransit Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Did you click the link?.I did and thought it was a new fish coloured stamp! I did too, very clinical, not what I was expecting. Looked like a cleanliness obsessive making diced ham..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AXrescuer Posted May 8, 2009 Author Share Posted May 8, 2009 It's a little disconcerting to know that someone has done that to you while you were asleep! Good news for the weekend though is that it's healing up nicely. I might even risk putting some trousers on now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Station Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009  Eurgh. Here's something at work that we all found piss funny. One of the lads who's rather young and impressionable hired a C3 yesterday evening. He decided to take his cru on a little blezz round the countryside.  He crested a hump at 70, the car took off, landed hard on the front NS, snapped the bottom wishbone and ploughed him into a tree. The airbag went off, and as the boss cover blew off it smacked him in the arm, causing an allergic reaction....  That's the second car he's written off at the tender age of 20. Bless.That is incredible!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Station Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 He stepped into the water, and his foot slipped on the bottom of the bath..... skidded straight up between her legs and his big-toe nail caused lacerations to her anus!! She had to go to A & E in agony and explain how the damage was done. She said the laughter could be heard in the next county!!I was in the shower the other day and slipped on some soapy bubbly bit. I must've tried to gain my balance five times before I spun round and landed squarely on my arse. I'm only 33 but at that moment I knew what it was like to be an 80 year old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VWPowered Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 I was in the shower the other day and slipped on some soapy bubbly bit. I must've tried to gain my balance five times before I spun round and landed squarely on my arse. I'm only 33 but at that moment I knew what it was like to be an 80 year old. Sorry I thought this was turning into a long involved explanation as to how you turned up in casualty with the shower gel bottle stuck up you, thank goodness it wasn't.mummy, this man is scaring me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FredTransit Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 I was in the shower the other day and slipped on some soapy bubbly bit. I must've tried to gain my balance five times before I spun round and landed squarely on my arse. I'm only 33 but at that moment I knew what it was like to be an 80 year old. Sorry I thought this was turning into a long involved explanation as to how you turned up in casualty with the shower gel bottle stuck up you, thank goodness it wasn't. I thought so too.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Station Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 I was in the shower the other day and slipped on some soapy bubbly bit. I must've tried to gain my balance five times before I spun round and landed squarely on my arse. I'm only 33 but at that moment I knew what it was like to be an 80 year old. Sorry I thought this was turning into a long involved explanation as to how you turned up in casualty with the shower gel bottle stuck up you, thank goodness it wasn't.No, it was the tap. I had to go up to hospital in the ambulance with the whole bath tub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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