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Absolute mingebag Mercedes estate all yours for just £100!

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#1 OFFLINE   barmatt

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Posted 22 March 2017 - 02:51 PM

Who needs to rat luk a motor when for 100 pounds sterling you could have this ultimate mingebag.

 

It's a c220 cdi auto, so 4 pot oil burner with 216k on the clock (only just run in guv) and mot till the 17th April and taxed till the end of the month.

 

It belongs to a chap I know who has moved on to another old merc banger and said he'll take £100 for this. He told me it'll need rear anti roll bar bushes, tyres (the ones on are still legal but only just), front brake pads (still a little* meat left) and poss a front wheel bearing for a ticket. Maybe other stuff too but I didn't want to get too close.

 

Inside can only be described as bogging but the owner reckons he'll clean it out if someone buys it.

 

Exterior is rusty, scabby and has gaffer tape repairs. Added bonus of a towbar though.

 

Running gear seems to all work fine, it hasn't moved in a month or two but it fired up first time, I drove it round the field and the gear changed fine and the brakes stopped it in good order with no untoward noises.

 

Pics you say, here ya go...

 

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So what else could you want for a hundred squid? Go join the rat luk brigade for less than the price of a pair of artificially ripped jeans. You'd be crazy not too.

 

Seriously though, if anyone actually wants this, let me know and I'll put you in touch with the owner.

 

 

 


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#2 OFFLINE   sutty2006

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Posted 22 March 2017 - 03:43 PM

Damn thats cool as a penguins pecker........


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#3 ONLINE   richardthestag

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Posted 22 March 2017 - 04:00 PM

is it in North Norfolk as well?

 

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Posted 22 March 2017 - 04:02 PM

is it in North Norfolk as well?

 

MoT history is pleasingly free of fails or corroshun

 

Oh yeah sorry, a location would be useful, doh!

 

It's about 10 miles from me in Thursford, N Norfolk.


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Posted 22 March 2017 - 04:39 PM

Fuck me, that looks tragic.

 

Definite levels of want.......



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Posted 22 March 2017 - 04:48 PM

Fuck. If the ToM was 4 weeks longer I'd be all over that rather than the CLGay.
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Posted 22 March 2017 - 04:56 PM

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Posted 22 March 2017 - 05:24 PM

Fuck. If the ToM was 4 weeks longer I'd be all over that rather than the CLGay.

 

pre-booked mot's are for winnahs!



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Posted 22 March 2017 - 05:37 PM

Tell the family you're going to the world famous Thursford.

They'll expect the full experience.

Disappoint them immeasurably by buying this instead before enforcing the 5 hour journey back home again in limp mode.

It'll teach them two valuable life lessons.

1. Ass-u-me
2. Work harder at school to avoid the enforcement of shite cars upon your life.

Win.
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Posted 22 March 2017 - 05:39 PM

If Wuvvum doesn't buy this something is amiss.


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#11 OFFLINE   binhoker668

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Posted 22 March 2017 - 07:06 PM

Wow.  That would be seriously fun to clean up.  One of these days I'll have a driveway.... GLWTS!!


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Posted 22 March 2017 - 07:08 PM

If Wuvvum doesn't buy this something is amiss.I would love to and pay double the price.

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Posted 22 March 2017 - 07:16 PM

Argh, that's exactly what i want to replace the Mondeo of doom! Too far/ no time to collect though


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Posted 22 March 2017 - 07:23 PM

billy what you doing sunday :D


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Posted 22 March 2017 - 08:37 PM

Got to be a no brainier as a cheap runabout and if the MOT isn't good news double your money for export.
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Posted 22 March 2017 - 08:58 PM

MOT history looks alright too.



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Posted 22 March 2017 - 09:04 PM

I want to but mustn't.

 

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Posted 22 March 2017 - 09:04 PM

billy what you doing sunday :D

 

If he wants to drive the Roffle Nippa down for me and take this back that would be ace :D

 

I'm sure we could work out a deal on fuel costs.


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Posted 22 March 2017 - 09:44 PM

PM sent - I must be over tired!


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Posted 22 March 2017 - 09:47 PM

Got to be a no brainier as a cheap runabout and if the MOT isn't good news double your money for export.


What he said, I sold an old shape petrol C class saloon on Gumtree for £250 a couple of weeks ago and was fighting off the exporters with a shitty stick . A Ghanain bloke spluttered off down the M1 on 3 cylinders at 11.00 o'clock at night, well chuffed with his potential profit.
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#21 OFFLINE   barmatt

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Posted 22 March 2017 - 09:51 PM

Sold to a man of obvious fine taste and demeanor. Subject to collection, he may sober up before then.

 

I look forward to the collection thread.


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Posted 22 March 2017 - 10:11 PM

Bollocks, I'll have it he changes his mind

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Posted 22 March 2017 - 10:27 PM

I can't remember the last time  I looked at train and bus timetables - a job for tomorrow. How hard can itbe to get from North Essex to Norfolk by  public transport? I guess I'll 

 

find that out in due course.

 

 

I do like the odd steel wheel on the front. AND DO NOT CLEAN-must have taken some time to get it that filthy, and dont want to undo that hard work..............


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Posted 22 March 2017 - 10:34 PM

Bollocks, I'll have it he changes his mind

 

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Posted 22 March 2017 - 11:01 PM

A live collection thread - with photos if I can figure how to do them from my mobile - is on the cards for Saturday.


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Posted 22 March 2017 - 11:35 PM

I would definitely have licked this (wearing tongue condom, obv.) if it hadn't been an auto.

 

Top effort to Jerzy for bagsying it.


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