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#1 OFFLINE   daveb47

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Posted 19 March 2017 - 01:31 PM

Thought i would do a new thread for Volvo roffle

 

Volvo 940 Classic 2.3 lpt

Being the Classic, it's the entry level model, with no cruise, aircon and keep fit rear windows.

That said, it has heated seats, front electric windows, mirrors and tilt/slide sunroof.

Currently showing 218k, but with stamped serviced history until 202k, with a cambelt change at 189k.

All tyres good, brakes excellent, including the handbrake.

It runs almost silently, with no smoke, thumps bangs or crashes,

While I've had it, it has used no oil or coolant.

New battery,towbar unused.

Radio with bluetooth audio/phone,sd card & usb

Mot september 2017

Get you home tax

Upminster essex

 

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Entries so far are.

 

So its Roffle time,or £385.00

 

£6.50 per ticket

Entries so far are.

1.Sigmund Fraud
2.hhhugues
3.AMC Rebel
4.aldo135
5.NorfolkNWeigh
6.flat4alfa
7.Sam Glover
8.egg
9.3VOM
10.ruffgeezer
11.barmatt
12.egg
13.
14.They_all_do_that_sir
15.Danterzza
16.the judge
17,They_all_do_that_sir
18.
19.Mr_Bo11ox
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21.Braddon81
22.
23.hpi_matrix
24.Tamworthbay

25.
26.Sigmund Fraud
27.95 quid Peugeot
28.egg
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30.blakey79
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32.the judge
33.ruffgeezer
34.aldo135
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36.95 quid Peugeot
37.barmatt
38.3VOM
39.
40.rantingYoof
41.michael1703
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43.DSdriver
44.gadgetgricey
45.They_all_do_that_sir
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48.dave21478
49.dave21478
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51.AMC Rebel
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53.Sam Glover
54.DSdriver
55.rantingYoof
56.NorfolkNWeigh
57.The Moog
58.Mr_Bo11ox
59.barmatt


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#2 ONLINE   They_all_do_that_sir

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Posted 19 March 2017 - 01:39 PM

I'll take a third ticket dude :)

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#3 OFFLINE   AMC Rebel

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Posted 19 March 2017 - 01:56 PM

2 randoms please :)

1994 Range Rover Classic "The Crying Pumpkin"

2000 Ford Mondeo Verona 1.8 pez 

2000 Ford Puma 1.7 - Roffled and now with new AS owner

1968 AMC Rebel SST convertible (working and road legal but in limp home mode)

1967 AMC Rebel SST convertible (superior body and originality being slowly raided for spares for the '68) Off road for at least the last 25 years

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#4 OFFLINE   dave21478

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Posted 19 March 2017 - 02:43 PM

Two consecutive tickets please, on the understanding that if I won I will be unlikely to come get it and will fob it off on some other forum member.



#5 OFFLINE   hairnet

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Posted 19 March 2017 - 03:17 PM

road trip to daves and ryan air back ftw



#6 ONLINE   barmatt

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Posted 19 March 2017 - 03:42 PM

I'll have a couple of randoms please.



#7 OFFLINE   95 quid Peugeot

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 08:36 AM

Egg  you've got #27    care to swop, i'm working on principal that by the law of averages, i've had 27 for tons of roffles...


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The Peugeot 406 of much cheapness. 190k miles  Deceased, twatted into Central Reservation of A1 Southbound, RIP 10/12/16

The Volvo 940 of much space. 170k miles   Sold 07/12/16

The Gaylander TD4 of much gayness. 172k miles

The Peugeot 407SW Mrs 95 quids hack 174k miles

The Jetta TDI of much marking up and moving on at a profit 130k miles  Sold 05/12/16 Replaced with window licking Zafira of happiness

The BMW Z4 in the delightful bell end purple colour.      :angry-smiley-007:

The Rover 75 of much comfyness 126k miles, new purchase, very Count Arthur Strong.

The Skoda Labia TDI of son#1 130k miles

The Clitroen ZX of much gifferness

 

NICE SHITE

Triumph TR4

Triumph TR7

Renault Daupine

MGB

BMW Z4  Ordered by Mrs 95 Quid to move her car into this section. :-D

Mustang Mach 1 i am now Saxondales mate


#8 OFFLINE   hpi_matrix

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 08:49 AM

Number 23 please 



#9 OFFLINE   Sigmund Fraud

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 09:52 AM

Two randoms for me, please !



#10 OFFLINE   Sam Glover

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 10:22 AM

One random, please.



#11 OFFLINE   DSdriver

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 12:04 PM

I think my last one had wing mirrors that colour, so I'll have a couple of randoms please Dave


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But I just love the fact that they exist."

#12 OFFLINE   ruffgeezer

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 01:08 PM

Two randoms please squire.

1998 306 Cabriolet

1995 AX VTS

2004 Berlingo (Mrs Ruff's)

***This space available for more Chod!***

 

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#13 OFFLINE   egg

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 01:34 PM

Egg you've got #27 care to swop, i'm working on principal that by the law of averages, i've had 27 for tons of roffles...


Fine by me!
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#14 OFFLINE   Danterzza

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 07:18 PM

One for me please Sir.



#15 OFFLINE   95 quid Peugeot

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 07:26 PM

Fine by me!


Cheers for that. Now you're bound to win

CHOD

The Peugeot 406 of much cheapness. 190k miles  Deceased, twatted into Central Reservation of A1 Southbound, RIP 10/12/16

The Volvo 940 of much space. 170k miles   Sold 07/12/16

The Gaylander TD4 of much gayness. 172k miles

The Peugeot 407SW Mrs 95 quids hack 174k miles

The Jetta TDI of much marking up and moving on at a profit 130k miles  Sold 05/12/16 Replaced with window licking Zafira of happiness

The BMW Z4 in the delightful bell end purple colour.      :angry-smiley-007:

The Rover 75 of much comfyness 126k miles, new purchase, very Count Arthur Strong.

The Skoda Labia TDI of son#1 130k miles

The Clitroen ZX of much gifferness

 

NICE SHITE

Triumph TR4

Triumph TR7

Renault Daupine

MGB

BMW Z4  Ordered by Mrs 95 Quid to move her car into this section. :-D

Mustang Mach 1 i am now Saxondales mate


#16 OFFLINE   95 quid Peugeot

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 07:54 PM

Thanks to eggs generosity swopping numbers.
I'll take another random to split between him and me. If we win we can have a autoshite dance off for the car
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CHOD

The Peugeot 406 of much cheapness. 190k miles  Deceased, twatted into Central Reservation of A1 Southbound, RIP 10/12/16

The Volvo 940 of much space. 170k miles   Sold 07/12/16

The Gaylander TD4 of much gayness. 172k miles

The Peugeot 407SW Mrs 95 quids hack 174k miles

The Jetta TDI of much marking up and moving on at a profit 130k miles  Sold 05/12/16 Replaced with window licking Zafira of happiness

The BMW Z4 in the delightful bell end purple colour.      :angry-smiley-007:

The Rover 75 of much comfyness 126k miles, new purchase, very Count Arthur Strong.

The Skoda Labia TDI of son#1 130k miles

The Clitroen ZX of much gifferness

 

NICE SHITE

Triumph TR4

Triumph TR7

Renault Daupine

MGB

BMW Z4  Ordered by Mrs 95 Quid to move her car into this section. :-D

Mustang Mach 1 i am now Saxondales mate


#17 OFFLINE   egg

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 08:10 PM

sounds good, cheers :-)


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#18 OFFLINE   Sam Glover

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Posted 21 March 2017 - 12:23 PM

This'd actually risk being useful. Another random, please.



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Posted Yesterday, 07:31 AM

As I've just bought a V70, I must start changing the fleet from German to Swedish.
So, two randoms please.
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#20 OFFLINE   3VOM

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Posted Yesterday, 10:56 AM

Two randoms here please.


What's the retail on one of those plumbed in fire extinguisher systems?


#21 OFFLINE   The Moog

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Posted Yesterday, 12:11 PM

Just the one for me 


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#22 ONLINE   gadgetgricey

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Posted Yesterday, 12:19 PM

No. 44 please if its free. If not a random please


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#23 OFFLINE   the judge

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Posted Yesterday, 07:34 PM

Couple of randoms please?

#24 OFFLINE   michael1703

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Posted Yesterday, 10:36 PM

41 please





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