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Less modern laguna.. For SALE! Terrible price, £200, you have until monday at 9am to stake a claim!

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#1201 ONLINE   Kiltox

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Posted 25 October 2018 - 07:10 PM

Nah. I really like my Primera and will only get rid of it for something really stupid like Wack’s L322 RR

I really wish I’d saved Hooli’s one though because of THAT COLOUR
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Posted 26 October 2018 - 08:30 AM

I really wish I’d saved Hooli’s one though because of THAT COLOUR

 

 

You had no idea what colour it was till you got it washed!


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#1203 ONLINE   beko1987

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Posted 26 October 2018 - 12:54 PM

Due to the collection of Nu_car being bought forward to tomorrow morning, I have my ASM quote printed and in the car ready for drop off monday morning, so speak now or forever hold your peace! Can keep it hidden around the corner for a week if needed for collection, but it will be untaxed and uninsured. £40 fuel offer still stands!


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#1204 ONLINE   beko1987

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Posted 26 October 2018 - 05:31 PM

It's always sad emptying a car when it's the end, even sadder when it's going for scrap! I couldn't look it in the face as I removed everything
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Posted 26 October 2018 - 06:18 PM

What's the chances of a roffle at £3.39 a pop, even at this late stage?


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Posted 26 October 2018 - 06:30 PM

If all the tickets sell out before 10.30 tomorrow when I drive it to asm I'm game!
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Posted 26 October 2018 - 07:06 PM

It's always sad emptying a car when it's the end, even sadder when it's going for scrap! I couldn't look it in the face as I removed everything

 

 

It's funny - about 13 years ago I drove a LHD 1978 728 to my local breakers, LC Hughes in Bicester. It was on Dutch plates and I'd done a fair few epic trips in it. I got 100 quid for it iirc.

 

I saw it a month later, stacked on top of another scrapper with bits ripped off it - I felt violated. That's my car.

 

No it ain't.


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Posted 26 October 2018 - 07:13 PM

So after taking this on it's last drive before it's certain doom, I thought I would reflect on the ownership costs.

 

The car cost £150 from Ruffgeezer in Sept 2017

£60 on front tie rods, track rod ends and drop links

£45 on tracking and wheel balancing

£30 on 2 sets of rear exhaust rubbers

£8 on a radio control adapter for the steering wheel that just did the volume...

£50ish on a service before the summer

£15 on rear pads

 

£358 total ownership and running cost! CPM is £0.023p

 

However, I made just over £400 breaking the blue laguna for spares and weighing in the rest

 

So I suppose it's cost me -£42 to run the car for just over 15,000 miles! Cost per mile is -£0.0028p...

 

Cost to change - 

 

Bramz 406 is £275

Giving Gareth £20 and a pack of baccy to pick me up and take me to collect it, so £33

 

ASM will give me £204 for taking the Laguna there

 

Total spend - £104!

 

We could be picky and take the £42 surplus from before out and make the cost £62, but we wont as thats long gone! I've got the handbook pack, haynes manual radio and indicator stalk in the shed too, will see if I can get a few pennies from the laguna people on facebook for that, otherwise I'll bring it to the next meetup and dump it all in a box/bub's car when he's not looking

 

I haven't taken tax, insurance or fuel into account, as I'd have to spend that regardless of what car I ran, and don't think it's worth caring about!

 

So not all lagunas are shit! Just most of them... And here, barring any major fuckup/someone actually wanting to buy it, ends the tale of my laguna ownership over 2 cars! I'll start a new thread for the new car, as it is a Peugeot, and therefore different. I've ended all my other car threads when the car is gone, this one just morphed into 2 cars with the breaking of the blue gooner.


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Posted 26 October 2018 - 07:14 PM

It's funny - about 13 years ago I drove a LHD 1978 728 to my local breakers, LC Hughes in Bicester. It was on Dutch plates and I'd done a fair few epic trips in it. I got 100 quid for it iirc.

 

I saw it a month later, stacked on top of another scrapper with bits ripped off it - I felt violated. That's my car.

 

No it ain't.

LC Hughes is still going, they only offered me £170 for the gooner! They do have a 2002 406 LX Estate in though, which might be handy if I need any bits.


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Posted 26 October 2018 - 10:24 PM

Why aren't you throwing it around the ring at Cannock tomorrow?
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Posted 26 October 2018 - 10:31 PM

Because it all happened too suddenly to plan! Plus I'm not at cannock due to a birthday party I'm invited to. Apparently it's my sons... There'd best be cake
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Posted 26 October 2018 - 10:31 PM

If anyone wants to take it up there for tomorrow, be my guest! I'll have £204,the rest is yours!
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