Arthur-walker Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 In the uncertain times of autoshite there was fear and doubt. Nobody felt safe and most were unsure of their future. The 2 local warriors pog and bollox had failed everybody. The autoshite population had set thier hopes on them but felt let down by them. A long time ago they used to rule these lands. Until a true king had set foot amongs them. His name was Arthur_walker. Soon the towns folk decided to make Arthur their king and Arthur nobely accepted their request. Now King Arthur romes these lands in his rusty old Granda whilst his newly appointed slaves pog and bollox and co are working furiously around the clock in mondeos to meet the kings needs. Autoshite has never been such a better place. Peace and harmony.Yor KingArthir_Walker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torsten2001 Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 ...until people quickly decided that Monarchy was another form of dictatorship and had the king taken out and shot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milford Cubicle Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 Has autoshite been invaded by Raymanboy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Lobster Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 Have you been on glue or something? Cock off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogweasel Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 Hark at him oppressing us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michiel Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retrogeezer Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 at least pog and bollox know what cars they have....I guess by 'Granda' you mean Granada.And it's 'roam' - not 'rome' - and you probably mean 'amongst'I hope you don't drive when you have been smoking that stuff.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volksy Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 It's 'Your' not 'Yor'What a K-noob....Now, Where's my guillotine?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogweasel Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 Now, now.. we mustn't 'bully' our new ruler, or he might put us in the tower, or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheggers Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 And at the end of his royal proclamation to his subjects, the great and noble king......EVEN MANAGED TO SPELL HIS OWN FECKIN NAME INCORRECTLY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mk2_craig Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 Must have been a right royal night on the lash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retrogeezer Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 There is an incorrect spelling of 'their' somewhere as well but I'm not wasting any more time reading it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KruJoe Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 ...EVEN MANAGED TO SPELL HIS OWN FECKIN NAME INCORRECTLY ArthIr_WaLkerHere in the "Land of Smiles" the natives often confuse their Ls with Ns... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garethj Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 The old cliché about web forums being like a virtual pub is pretty close I reckon. If you go into an established pub, rant at the punters and tell the landlord his beer is flat and the barmaids are ugly, you'll probably not get a warm welcome.You can either settle into the pub's atmosphere with the locals, or find another pub that suits you better. Going into a pub looking to pick a fight will probably get you laughed at.Where do you reckon Mr Walker is at the moment? I see him at the "not a warm welcome" stage at the moment, but he's not far from the "laughed at" stage to be honest If this was a pub, the carpark would be farkin ace though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigstraight6 Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 Deeply joyed on the thorkus food to the originaker of this questy-how! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogweasel Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 deep joyfold loadyload. Oh yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandamonium Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 Well monarchy sucks! If anyone is interested in communism , follow me.... I mean yourselves.. baaa ... four legs good, two legs baaaad. Everyone is equal, but some are more equal than others, etc ,etc. 'hic' omg, must lay off the rat poison... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead_E23 Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 A lovely palace for our new king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpineandy Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 He didn't even mention Marquis Torsten or Baron Von Bickle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandamonium Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 Or, Pandamoniumâ„¢ the court jester!!! pmsl 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55bloke Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 Have we all seen those wonderful John Smiths ads on the telly? As they say, "You're barred"!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur-walker Posted December 8, 2007 Author Share Posted December 8, 2007 Not everyone took to the idea of Arthur being king at first but soon people realised he was fair and noble and it wasnt long before everyone agreed autoshite was a wonderful place when Arthur arrived. Arthur travelled far and wide in his new ride Pog and Bollox still had their mondeos. This is why people were soon taking a shine to their new king - All the troops were supplied with these tanks And yes Pandamonium of course you can be the court jester. Autoshite has never been so good. You's are safe with King Arthur ruling the lands. 55 bloke you cant bar your own king, somebody show this man the guilotine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
500tops Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mr_Bo11ox Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 Love it!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 Please fill in the blanks and I will be round in the little yellow van shortly.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volksy Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 Please fill in the blanks and I will be round in the little yellow van shortly....Ooh yes, just think, you could have one of those lovely jackets where you can hug yourself all day long! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Lobster Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 Has this trolling cock not been barred yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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