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#31 OFFLINE   bub2006

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Posted 08 March 2017 - 09:24 PM

That's lovely. Nice one. There is a red ph1 diesel going green under a tree on a dealer forecourt near me. Temptation is strong to see what folding he wants for it to do the grace of removing it from his high end* car lot
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Posted 08 March 2017 - 09:29 PM

He wore red undercrackers to match his car. Fucking Hero!


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Posted 08 March 2017 - 09:54 PM

My early 1.5 returned 55mpg round town and 75mpg on a gentle cruise (I shit you not). This however PLUMMETED post 80mph.
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#34 OFFLINE   EssDeeWon

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Posted 08 March 2017 - 09:54 PM

That looks a nice little win for i'm guessing, a few ton?


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#35 OFFLINE   JayW

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Posted 08 March 2017 - 09:54 PM

My early 1.5 returned 55mpg round town and 75mpg on a gentle cruise (I shit you not). This however PLUMMETED post 80mph.
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#36 OFFLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 08 March 2017 - 09:55 PM

That's lovely. Nice one. There is a red ph1 diesel going green under a tree on a dealer forecourt near me. Temptation is strong to see what folding he wants for it to do the grace of removing it from his high end* car lot


He should pay you at least ten ponds to thank you for your kindness in removing it.

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#37 OFFLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 08 March 2017 - 09:56 PM

My early 1.5 returned 55mpg round town and 75mpg on a gentle cruise (I shit you not). This however PLUMMETED post 80mph.


They sound like my kind of numbers!

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Posted 08 March 2017 - 09:56 PM

Plus aren't buses really expensive now??  I know down here they are.


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Posted 08 March 2017 - 10:03 PM

Plus aren't buses really expensive now?? I know down here they are.


Very expensive. Privatisation ruined public transport. And everything ekse.
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#40 OFFLINE   bub2006

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Posted 08 March 2017 - 10:04 PM

If it's the sane engine in the saxo I had which I think it is, it was the best car mpg wise I've owned and surprisingly nippy.
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Posted 08 March 2017 - 10:16 PM

These early 106s look just right to me, bet this one's new enough for a 5 speed box too.  Top buyage!

 

 

the dizzler ALWAYS had a 5 vitesses and 4 yes, 4, count them, wheel nuts


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Posted 08 March 2017 - 10:33 PM

Very expensive. Privatisation ruined public transport. And everything ekse.

I blame Fatcher.

 

Looks good, about as close as you will get to the cost of riding a peasant wagon but a billionty times better.


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Posted 09 March 2017 - 03:56 AM

18, 38 and 53 please.

Seriously though, that looks pretty straight and a bit of a Brucie bargain.
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Posted 09 March 2017 - 07:41 AM

Thats gonna seem like its running on fresh air compared to the Toledo, mine was a 1.4D and although it was slow, i couldn't drive it with my size 10 safety boots on and the wind one day blew the door around the edge of the front wing leaving a big dent it was a very cheap way to get to and from work.
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Posted 09 March 2017 - 08:08 AM

My chart doesn't go up to 14.6.
It's off the chart!

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This pug occupies all parts of the universe simultaneously and then some...


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Posted 09 March 2017 - 08:20 AM

Can people please stop saying the TUD5 is slow.

Its a proven race engine.


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Posted 09 March 2017 - 08:29 AM

Evil alien pod creature lives in engine for SCAYREES.

 

 

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Posted 09 March 2017 - 08:50 AM

Well bought WW, another cracker.

 

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Posted 09 March 2017 - 09:17 AM

I always enjoy a Wilson collection thread. I like these little pugs. I might even take a number or two for this one despite being in the North.


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Posted 09 March 2017 - 09:31 AM

Looks canny mate.

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Posted 09 March 2017 - 09:35 AM

 

Check out the speed spoiler.

 

 

Actually that's designed with "let's not get the rear glass thingy too dirty" in mind.

/smug

 

Im not sure what we are counting, but we have 14.6 of them on tap.

 

 

I'm guessing volts?

 

Plus aren't buses really expensive now??  I know down here they are.

 

Luton - Newport and back, it's cheaper to rent a car for a week.


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Posted 09 March 2017 - 10:56 AM

I am more a saloon type guy but I am driving around in this little 206 dizzler and I hate to say it but I quite like it,

Smoll cars are ace nice buy.
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Posted 09 March 2017 - 11:25 AM

Pod beast still strangely unnerving.  Trypophobia eek! 

 

If you do not know what Trypophobia is, it's best not to look up Trypohobia if you have Trypophobia.

 

 

PS: smoll car is smoll.  I LIEK car of smollness.


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Posted 09 March 2017 - 01:20 PM

Someone in the past, who was a prize chode, fitted MASSIZE heavy aero wipers to this smoll and charming ottomobile. They dont fit on the screen and are so heavy that they actually slow the wiper mechanism down.

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They were also rigid as a ten peckered owl so I snapped them off and threw them in a hedge.


Harold Halfrods and sons provided suitable petite replacements, improving operation ten hundred percents.


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Tl;dr: new wiper blades.
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Posted 09 March 2017 - 01:24 PM

Nice minge bag motoring. Lots of win there.
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Posted 09 March 2017 - 01:41 PM

If it's the sane engine in the saxo I had which I think it is, it was the best car mpg wise I've owned and surprisingly nippy.

 

I prefer crazy engines, they are more fun.



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Posted 09 March 2017 - 02:00 PM

That's a nice looking one, well bought.  Keep an eye out for the rear subframe trying to rip its way out of the boot floor.


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Posted 09 March 2017 - 04:08 PM

Evil alien pod creature lives in engine for SCAYREES.
Why is there a very large Bassett's liquorice allsort there?

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Posted 09 March 2017 - 06:37 PM

DoubleWilson is the champ at smoll vehicol acquisition.

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Posted 09 March 2017 - 07:35 PM

Is that little meter showing voltage? I'm sure barries use to fit these to epic ice installs to show how much battery drain the halfords sub and amp combo is using up Sat in McDonald's car park
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