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#1 OFFLINE   Bren

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Posted 08 March 2017 - 01:14 PM

Guy doing work on our house is selling a 2003 golf 1.6 petrol 5 door. 108k on the clock and MOT until feb next year. Runs well, air con works but body has a few marks, advisories for cracked screen and rusty discs.

He is looking for £400 - car is in Widnes. I have asked for pics but car is on gumtree with pics - he has been offered. £600 worth of viagra tablets in exchange. Gumtree truly is shit - you could'nt sell free money on gumtree.
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Posted 08 March 2017 - 03:29 PM

Here's the car if anyone is interested.

https://www.gumtree....golf/1221622274


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Posted 08 March 2017 - 11:40 PM

Looks a fairly respectable car that does.

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Posted 08 March 2017 - 11:56 PM

He has been offered vitamin V, an 02 astra, a PT criuser MOT failure as a swap.

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Posted 09 March 2017 - 12:23 AM

Presume it's sold then, He'd be literally barking mad not to accept any of the above as a favourable exchange for a fully functional VW,

(Do you think He'd take monthly payments for the Viagra???)


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Posted 09 March 2017 - 03:52 AM

Guy offering him Viagra certainly drives a hard bargain then. Thank you and goodnight.
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Posted 09 March 2017 - 07:16 AM

Guy offering him Viagra certainly drives a hard bargain then. Thank you and goodnight.

well the seller needs to stand up to him then.
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Posted 09 March 2017 - 07:29 AM

Hard to believe the screen passed the MOT like that and the paper key fob tells another story.


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#9 OFFLINE   The Reverend Bluejeans

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Posted 09 March 2017 - 09:53 AM

Hard to believe the screen passed the MOT like that

 

 

 

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Posted 09 March 2017 - 10:17 AM

MOT history states: nearside front slightly smearing.

 

WTF does that mean?







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