For the record, Top Gear was the one with cardigans, Lada Riva roadtests and investigations into the price of Halogen bulbs.
New Top Gear was the one with The Stig, three presenters, enjoyable films and supercars.
New New Top Gear was Chris Evans.
This therefore is New New New Top Gear.
I think the one thing we can guarantee is that everyone will have an opinion on it. Watching is optional.