Jim Bell Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 So what is it?SUZUKI IGNISYear of our lord: 2001.Pubic Capacity: 1300 (1.3)Mileage: 100k (less if you count in kilometers)MOT: 30/06/2017.MOT history is pretty good, go and have a butchers hook if youre after reassurance of kwality.Presented in KUNG-FU COBALT METALIC BLUW. Paintwork is best described as GOOD. Birdshit comes free with purchase- 7/10.Engine runs like a MOSES KIPTANUI and is a sweet little chain timed (WOT NO CAMBELTS EVAR? BLILLIANT!!) 1.3.Plenty of revs and ecconomies for all of your demanding and expectant perambulation needs. - 9/10Parkers suggest the following statistics:BHP: 81MPG: 44Kincker dropping factor: Warp 10Tyres are all legal and have good meat. Wheels are hi spec alloy. Brakes could probably stand new pads but pull the car up promptly and safely. Handbrake is cock on. - 9/10Roof rails as standard so you can fit a variety of car hats easily. Also has racing roof ariel. Ariel looks fast even when the car is standing still.Interior is in good condition but is filthy. Cloth is nice and comfy and theres some electric toys to play with;Electric PASElectric side window windersElectric side look back mirrowsRear windowscreen wiper.Rear seats fold flat and create a very useful lipless flat load space. Its a van!Also comes with JDM spec cup holders and cubby holes, interior fuel cap release and probably hundreds more great features. - 7/10So whats bad about it?Strap your selves on and I will list ALL of the bad things I can think to say about it.Needs a new battery (£40 at ECP). Runs and charges fine but volts are dropping overnight necessitating a jump in the mornings.It has a BRAND new back box! Which fits lovely but the back box has no mount to attach a rubber to mount it to the body. So it either wants a peg welding on the pipe or clamped up. Currently lashed up with bailing twine, wire and the draw string from a purple cagoule.Clutch is quite high but doesnt slip. Cable clutch so may just adjust up. Drives fine though.The former owners, being resourceful types have applied a while substance to the clutch and brake pedals. Probably to save buying new pedal rubbers. Its on there, and does its job. It doesnt transfer to shoes but will pick off if you want to return the car to standard for the show season.The rear hatch pull handle has pulled off. They ALL do this. The handle itself is a shit design and is only fucking pegged on from the factory. Anyone with any sense presses the release button and pulls the hatch up by the wiper spindle. The previous owners were seemingly unaware of this design fault.Being an unresourceful and lazy type, I have reattached the handle with GORILLA TAPE to improve the aesthetic appeal of the vehicle.All in all I rate her as a solid 6/10. With a few hours of faffing you could have a car decent little hatch/van/rally car thatll outlive us all.Location is north east England - NE34.ALL OF THIS CAN BE YORS 4 JUS 5 PONDS Banger Kenny, nacho man, rantingYoof and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted February 26, 2017 Author Share Posted February 26, 2017 1.amcrebel2.3.4.eddyramrod 5.6.7. Loser18.9.10. jazoli11.12.13. Lords Ward14. Terrywogan15.16. eddieramrod 17.18.19.20. jazoli21. amcrebel22. Rave23.24.25.26.27.95£pug28.29.30. jazoli31. amcrebel32. Rantingyoof33.34.35.slothinabowl36.37.95£pug38.39.40.41.42. Rantingyoof43.44.45.46.47.95£pug48.49.50.51. amcrebel52. Rantingyoof53.54.55. Slothinabowl56.57.58.59. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nacho man Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 Actually made me LOL while me and our lass was watching Percy something the lightning thief or some crap. She looked across and gave me the weirdo look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loserone Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 Making up for having kept the Toledo for so long, W2? I don't want this at all, but in the spirit of encouraging it along I'll have a random please. Jim Bell 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnK Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 To be fair, for all her faults she's not a bad old bus and drives okay for, well, an ignis I guess. I did 30 trouble free miles in this yesterday and aside from twatting that back box off every single speed bump on Wx2's estate she was alright. No numbers for me though I'm afraid ! Jim Bell 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted February 26, 2017 Author Share Posted February 26, 2017 Bonus valu. New alt belt! Freshly hammerited wiper arm ends! These wont need done again for years?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted February 26, 2017 Author Share Posted February 26, 2017 Making up for having kept the Toledo for so long, W2? I don't want this at all, but in the spirit of encouraging it along I'll have a random please.It seems like I had it for years, but as it turned out, it was about 3 months?! Its nearly march 2017 and Ive only had one car so I really have some catching up to do to keep up the average of 12 cars per year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rantingYoof Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 This is a fine smoll car for the princely sum of five ponds. Upon the successful winrar being identificated, would there be possibilities of collectionings from the nearby tubular bus station in said vehicle? Even upon a negative response, I must humbly request three randoms. Sent from my GT-I9505 using Tapatalk Jim Bell 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Longbridge Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 Number 14 pliz. Not sure about the jizzum on the pedals, mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted February 26, 2017 Author Share Posted February 26, 2017 Upon the successful winrar being identificated, would there be possibilities of collectionings from the nearby tubular bus station in said vehicle? Collection from Tyne Dock Metro station is included with EVERY ticket allocated, for your continued convenience and pleasure. rantingYoof and 95 quid Peugeot 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddyramrod Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 I like these. 4 and 16 please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overrun Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 Collection from Tyne Dock Metro station is included with EVERY ticket allocated, for your continued convenience and pleasure. But if I win, that would actually hinder me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted February 26, 2017 Author Share Posted February 26, 2017 But if I win, that would actually hinder me!If you win, ill deliver it. How many numbers do you require sir? overrun 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overrun Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 If you win, ill deliver it. How many numbers do you require sir? 0 please. Supernaut 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted February 26, 2017 Author Share Posted February 26, 2017 0 please.Added. eddyramrod and overrun 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazoli Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 I'll have 3 tickets, I liked my (daughters, until she killed it) Ignis, best headlamps in a small car ever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lord Sward Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 Collection from Tyne Dock Metro station is included with EVERY ticket allocated, for your continued convenience and pleasure. But that means I'd have to go to Pelaw and get a Metro. That doesn't make sense to me? Ticket number 13. Do you want to me to deliver the £5 in person? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted February 26, 2017 Author Share Posted February 26, 2017 But that means I'd have to go to Pelaw and get a Metro. That doesn't make sense to me? Ticket number 13. Do you want to me to deliver the £5 in person? Metro travel optional. Monitary transfer via electrics preferred. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overrun Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 0. overrun - Paid1.2.3.4.eddyramrod5.6.7. Loser18.9.10. jazoli11.12.13. Lords Ward14. Terrywogan15.16. eddieramrod17.18.19.20. jazoli21.22.23.24.25.26.27.28.29.30. jazoli31.32. Rantingyoof33.34.35.36.37.38.39.40.41.42. Rantingyoof43.44.45.46.47.48.49.50.51.52. Rantingyoof53.54.55.56.57.58.59. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rave Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 22 for me please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
95 quid Peugeot Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 My consistently shite non winning #27 plus 2 randoms pls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sloth in a bowl Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 I don't put in for many of these auctions, but I've had a soft spot for the Ignis for a few years so, 2 randoms for me please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMC Rebel Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 Actually made me LOL while me and our lass was watching Percy something the lightning thief or some crap. She looked across and gave me the weirdo look. This fridge magnet jigsaw came in a cereal box, never seen the film. My guess is it's like when the Americans came up with the Monkees. http://witterpedia.net/wiki/index.php?title=Benjamin_Sniddlegrass_and_the_Cauldron_of_Penguins Hello to Jason Isaacs Back on topic - 4 randoms for me please. nacho man 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted March 2, 2017 Author Share Posted March 2, 2017 Looks like this raffle is unlikely to reach full bloom. If anyone would like it, I would refuse no reasonable offer. I will also consider unreasonable offers. It started straight up with a borrowed battery and drives well. I have bought a second hand starter motor, which Ill include though it may not be required. It has a new aux belt on and the battery charges at 14.5 voltmeters. New back box but needs clamped up or hung correctly. The rear brakes are noisy but pull up great. Hanbrake is also good. With half a days work, if you have room and minimal abilities, youll have a nice little car* Motd and taxed to drive away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted March 2, 2017 Author Share Posted March 2, 2017 . KruJoe 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KruJoe Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 Potentially interested party notified. loserone and Jim Bell 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnK Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 Potentially interested party notified.Are you trying to harbour all the Ignis' in Malhamdale these days? KruJoe 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KruJoe Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 Ha ha no, I notified another shiter who may need a cheap run-about for a bit, he hasn't been checking in here much lately. That red one we had off John_K is still soldiering on with my mate Mike, despite him still refusing to service it. It was so over-due an oil change when we bought it a year ago that the dipstick was seized into the block!God knows what's in the sump now. (If owt!)It passed an MOT in Nov (for which I fixed* the similarly dangly back box), and the engine still sounds ok, will it never die?Mike says it still works, so it don't need fixing. TL;DR: Ignis = Unkillable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted March 2, 2017 Author Share Posted March 2, 2017 They are unkillable by reputation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rantingYoof Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 Please have bump for this fine smoll bloo car. Timing it nicely so it floats about on the main page until the Range Rover roffle results are announced and 58 immensely and almost hysterically relieved people attempt to seek shite-acquisition satisfaction with something else... eddyramrod 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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