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Pug 206 Coupe Convertible - ROFFLE DRAWN - fer Charidee Yo. We have a WINNAH!

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#181 ONLINE   Craig the Princess

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Posted 21 March 2017 - 08:58 PM

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#182 ONLINE   Craig the Princess

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Posted 21 March 2017 - 08:59 PM

I was quite impressed by my brother's one, it seems quite well thought through and a nice place to sit. Couldn't drive either of them mind. Funky looking too.

Good luck to the winner.

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#183 OFFLINE   Breadvan72

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Posted 22 March 2017 - 09:11 AM

It's a nippy little buzz box, and quite chuckable.  A tad harsh on the ride, and noisy on long motorway journeys, although in 2002 I did go to Italy and back in a silver one that I had bought new for my previous wife.  We had the top down almost all the way, and somehow managed with the modest luggage space that is left in the boot when the roof is folded down.  This would not be possible with the current Mrs BV, who likes to pack on the basis of being ready for all eventualities. Even the boot of the SD1 seems a bit small for her luggage when we have one night away.


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#184 ONLINE   WilsonWilson

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Posted 22 March 2017 - 01:19 PM

I am currently reciting lengthy incantations in Voodoo, Protestant, Sanskrit, Ancient Mesopotamian, Norse, Yiddish and Latin in the hope of summoning a higher power/demon with the power to weight the wheel of fate slightly in my favour come THE TIME OF BALLS.

If theres a flash of thunder or a tremor of the earth later this evening, dont worry. Itll just be me winning a Peugeot and losing my eternal soul.
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#185 OFFLINE   Breadvan72

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Posted 22 March 2017 - 01:33 PM

I add my prayers and spells to yours, WW, because you deserve to win, if only for the fabulous Colin thread (but for much else besides).  BTW, do you fancy a Colin challenge? I bought a painting at an auction, and wonder if it could be Colined by someone with your excellent Colin skills. I may slap a photie of it up on the Colin thread. 

 

If someone wins the car but doesn't want it (and there are a fair few such participating in this roffle), perhaps that person will think of you and give you the car for nowt.  


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Posted 22 March 2017 - 01:38 PM

PS:  

 

Faust sold his soul to Satan in return for untold wealth and a free shag with Helen of Troy (although I am not sure that Beelzebub ever came through on the deal).  

 

On Autoshite, however, the going rate for an immortal soul is a dented and stinky old Peugeot hairdresser truck with no MoT.

 

Draw your own conclusions.


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#187 ONLINE   WilsonWilson

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Posted 22 March 2017 - 01:45 PM

Faust woz robed.
Pop up your Colin and lets see how Colin we can Colin it.

#188 OFFLINE   Breadvan72

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Posted 22 March 2017 - 02:07 PM

OK, Colin inbound; brace for impact.


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Posted 22 March 2017 - 08:36 PM

42, Pompei?
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#190 OFFLINE   Breadvan72

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Posted 22 March 2017 - 09:22 PM

42 is a freebie ticket for pompei junior.  

 

pompei, your kid now owns a clapped out French foof-mobile.  I bet that will make him/her number one popular kid at school.

 

You will have to arrange for your own social welfare counselling services, sorry.

 

Anyway, the car is well illegal to drive, so no harm in having it collected and driven off down the motorway by someone too young to have a driving licence.  Easter hols next week? 

 

Or, if your beloved child was just kidding and now wants to kill you for winning this car, give it to Wilson.


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Posted 22 March 2017 - 09:36 PM

I have just told Mrs P about this.  "We never win anything!" was her retort. "So why this?"  

 

"Ask him if there is a cash alternative...."

 

The youngster is asleep at the minute.  I did plan on waking him with the good news but was warned off.


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Posted 22 March 2017 - 10:47 PM

I have just told Mrs P about this.  "We never win anything!" was her retort. "So why this?"  

 

"Ask him if there is a cash alternative...."

 

The youngster is asleep at the minute.  I did plan on waking him with the good news but was warned off.

 

1.  A fair question.

 

2.  Cash alternative is you pay me a million quid, otherwise I have the car HIABed to your place tomorrow morning.

 

3.  Good parenting.


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Posted 22 March 2017 - 10:49 PM

2. Cash alternative is you pay me a million quid, otherwise I have the car HIABed to your place tomorrow morning.


If I knew there was free transport in moving it, I'd bought more tickets. :P
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#194 OFFLINE   BenHar

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Posted 22 March 2017 - 11:43 PM

Bugger, I asked for 42! But it had already gone.

 

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CHRIS1980, on 08 Jan 2016 - 8:37 PM, said:snapback.png

Your clearly thick....end of.


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Posted 23 March 2017 - 03:59 AM

Phew! Another bullet dodged.
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Posted 23 March 2017 - 08:53 AM

Religion is a sham. I prayed to MOST gods (and Satan) and yet still lost.
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Posted 23 March 2017 - 10:18 AM

The DEC website was on the blink so I have just sent £360 to Unicef.  With Gift Aid, this will be £504, so well done you lot.

 

 

 

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Posted 23 March 2017 - 11:18 AM

PS: winner of the best message accompanying payment was puplebargeken, viz:

 

 

here's the final payment for the 12 month sub to Bald Badgers Magazine. I must say it's been worth every penny. Those bald badgers need all the fur they can get. Hugs PBK.


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Posted 23 March 2017 - 09:24 PM

PS: winner of the best message accompanying payment was puplebargeken, viz:

 

If i'd known there was a prize I'd have mentioned otters.

 

Ben


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CHRIS1980, on 08 Jan 2016 - 8:37 PM, said:snapback.png

Your clearly thick....end of.


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Posted 23 March 2017 - 09:27 PM

The DEC website was on the blink so I have just sent £360 to Unicef.  With Gift Aid, this will be £504, so well done you lot.


I wish I could like this twice. Brilliant thing you have done here mate.
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Posted 23 March 2017 - 09:35 PM

You can "Like" things twice, but you have to "Unlike" in between.



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Posted 24 March 2017 - 12:05 PM

One punter has still to pay for his ticket.  He knows who he is, I assume.  I do, but I ain't sayin'.

 

Dude, pay up, or I will summon the Autoshite Fairies to cast a spell and turn all your cars into rusty shitheaps.  Oh, hang on ...


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