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#1 OFFLINE   Junkman

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Posted 21 February 2017 - 05:50 PM

Not Rover, Granada, Yank, Mercedes, Peugeot, oh no. Something completely different this time.

It's a formidable climate improver of a make that has hitherto eluded the Granadaland Greenhouse Gassers®.

 

 

There will be a proper collection, involving a proper road trip, proper pez station shot and all.

Destination Lincolnshire, so please wish me luck!


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Posted 21 February 2017 - 05:52 PM

Wild guess : you've finally bought yourself that 1-series diesel you've always* dreamt* of ?


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Posted 21 February 2017 - 05:53 PM

Wartburg collection, lovely!


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Posted 21 February 2017 - 05:57 PM

Destination Lincolnshire...

 

Heinkel?  Trojan?  Isetta?

 

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Posted 21 February 2017 - 06:02 PM

Good luck. We are expecting great things.
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Posted 21 February 2017 - 06:02 PM

Lanz Bulldog buried for years in a turnip field?


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Posted 21 February 2017 - 06:10 PM

Bedford Rascal Bambi campervan for extra 1 litre thrills and soggy bunkups.


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Posted 21 February 2017 - 06:14 PM

Not Diesel, one cylinder, three wheels, camper van.

 

It's proper GGG material.



1970 Rover P6 V8..........................................................blue in colour

1970 Rover P6 V8........................................................white in colour

1971 Mercedes 280SE............................................................fucked
1979 Mobylette AV89............................................................running

1991 Jaguar 4.0 Sovereign.................with bolloxed steering and fucked wings

1997 Peugeot 405 2.0 Executive Estate...................................almost mint


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Posted 21 February 2017 - 06:20 PM

It's proper GGG material.

 

HTF will you fit a Boeing 707 on your driveway?


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Posted 21 February 2017 - 06:24 PM

The Junkwoman just pissed herself when I told her we're picking up a car from the county whose name must not be mentioned.

I told her it's NOT funny!


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1971 Mercedes 280SE............................................................fucked
1979 Mobylette AV89............................................................running

1991 Jaguar 4.0 Sovereign.................with bolloxed steering and fucked wings

1997 Peugeot 405 2.0 Executive Estate...................................almost mint


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Posted 21 February 2017 - 06:39 PM

We have actually bought a car this time so there's no need to put the thread on your ignore list yet. 


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Posted 21 February 2017 - 07:37 PM

Yeah, I haven't had that feeling in a long time.

 

Too bad it's in Lincolnshire, which is creepy enough that I swore never to set foot into it again, after having retrieved the posessed Rover from there.

I was told outlanders get killed and eaten there and not necessarily in that order. So the valour of me breaking my vow tomorrow must not be underestimated!

And neither the extent of the disaster that will inevitably ensue...

 

I can't believe the Junkwoman finds that funny. She wasn't there. She was on hols in Canada at the time.

 

I shall pack a hayfork as a precaution.


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1970 Rover P6 V8..........................................................blue in colour

1970 Rover P6 V8........................................................white in colour

1971 Mercedes 280SE............................................................fucked
1979 Mobylette AV89............................................................running

1991 Jaguar 4.0 Sovereign.................with bolloxed steering and fucked wings

1997 Peugeot 405 2.0 Executive Estate...................................almost mint


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Posted 21 February 2017 - 07:52 PM

I think I know what it is but I don't want to say I case it ruins the collection thread....but I want to say something so that you know that I know...

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Posted 21 February 2017 - 08:32 PM

Since when has that kept anybody away from making a guess?

But it's usually Vulgalour who nails us.



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1971 Mercedes 280SE............................................................fucked
1979 Mobylette AV89............................................................running

1991 Jaguar 4.0 Sovereign.................with bolloxed steering and fucked wings

1997 Peugeot 405 2.0 Executive Estate...................................almost mint


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Posted 21 February 2017 - 09:07 PM

Hmm, something American and V8 built during the 1970s?


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Posted 21 February 2017 - 09:11 PM

 

 

I shall pack a hayfork as a precaution.

 

 

I would suggest that you pack a BFG 9000, and several spare plasma bombs. 

 


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Posted 21 February 2017 - 09:18 PM

Hang on, Herr ManofJunk hasn't bought that Lancaster bomber has he? Now that would be the ultimate GGG with 4 BFO Rolls Royce engines


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Posted 21 February 2017 - 09:21 PM

Hmm, something American and V8 built during the 1970s?

 

Not yank.

 

Hang on, Herr ManofJunk hasn't bought that Lancaster bomber has he? Now that would be the ultimate GGG with 4 BFO Rolls Royce engines

 

I'm a pacifist.


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1971 Mercedes 280SE............................................................fucked
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1991 Jaguar 4.0 Sovereign.................with bolloxed steering and fucked wings

1997 Peugeot 405 2.0 Executive Estate...................................almost mint


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Posted 21 February 2017 - 09:27 PM

Yeah but think how big a hole in the ozone layer that would make just starting it up LOL


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Posted 21 February 2017 - 09:29 PM

I would suggest that you pack a BFG 9000, and several spare plasma bombs. 

 

 

Nah, man, Lincolnshire, not Bolton.


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1970 Rover P6 V8........................................................white in colour

1971 Mercedes 280SE............................................................fucked
1979 Mobylette AV89............................................................running

1991 Jaguar 4.0 Sovereign.................with bolloxed steering and fucked wings

1997 Peugeot 405 2.0 Executive Estate...................................almost mint


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Posted 21 February 2017 - 09:33 PM

Just imagine what weapons you need if you go to Darwen. Head scratching at to what this vehicle may be, does it have the correct for JM number of cylinders and is pre 1987?


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Posted 21 February 2017 - 09:34 PM

Yeah but think how big a hole in the ozone layer that would make just starting it up LOL

 

P6 startups adequate for ozone layer holisation, especially with Toluene additive.

Tomorrow's fleet addition will be mainly used for ground level climate improvement.

 

Lancaster would be GR9 for chemtrailing, though, I mustard mitt, but our lilac metallic

spray paint budget had already been exhausted after treating Mr Conelrad's rocker covers.


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1970 Rover P6 V8..........................................................blue in colour

1970 Rover P6 V8........................................................white in colour

1971 Mercedes 280SE............................................................fucked
1979 Mobylette AV89............................................................running

1991 Jaguar 4.0 Sovereign.................with bolloxed steering and fucked wings

1997 Peugeot 405 2.0 Executive Estate...................................almost mint


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Posted 21 February 2017 - 09:40 PM

I am a proud member of the Chemtrail Pilots Group on Facebook.  We fly to serve (the evil lizard overlords, natch). We hope that with the accession of Imperial Grand Vizier Lizard Trump, there will be plenty of new chemtrail gigs.


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Posted 21 February 2017 - 09:58 PM

Just imagine what weapons you need if you go to Darwen. Head scratching at to what this vehicle may be, does it have the correct for JM number of cylinders and is pre 1987?

 

I know this will be TEH SCHOCKZ for all involved*, but it's pre 1987 only by design (which according to my own legislation is legit)

and severely lacks in the cylinder count department.


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1970 Rover P6 V8..........................................................blue in colour

1970 Rover P6 V8........................................................white in colour

1971 Mercedes 280SE............................................................fucked
1979 Mobylette AV89............................................................running

1991 Jaguar 4.0 Sovereign.................with bolloxed steering and fucked wings

1997 Peugeot 405 2.0 Executive Estate...................................almost mint


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Posted 21 February 2017 - 10:01 PM

it's usually Vulgalour who nails us.

Fnarr.

 


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Posted 21 February 2017 - 10:02 PM

I am a proud member of the Chemtrail Pilots Group on Facebook.  We fly to serve (the evil lizard overlords, natch). We hope that with the accession of Imperial Grand Vizier Lizard Trump, there will be plenty of new chemtrail gigs.

 

Trump not lizard. Trump newt.



1970 Rover P6 V8..........................................................blue in colour

1970 Rover P6 V8........................................................white in colour

1971 Mercedes 280SE............................................................fucked
1979 Mobylette AV89............................................................running

1991 Jaguar 4.0 Sovereign.................with bolloxed steering and fucked wings

1997 Peugeot 405 2.0 Executive Estate...................................almost mint


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Posted 21 February 2017 - 10:06 PM

I can't decide whether to take the Mini with a broken exhaust or the Rover with a broken exhaust. 


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Posted 21 February 2017 - 10:09 PM

Since when has that kept anybody away from making a guess?
But it's usually Vulgalour who nails us.


Well, the Shaguar posted in the eBay thread earlier today happens to be for sale in Lincoln

And, well, that's all I have to go on really..
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Posted 21 February 2017 - 10:19 PM

I can't decide whether to take the Mini with a broken exhaust or the Rover with a broken exhaust. 

 

There is also a Rover with a semi broken gearbox, a Range Rover that will inevitably break down according to pub wisdom

and a Peugeot that will be least hilarious by just bloody doing whatever we fucking throw at it.



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1970 Rover P6 V8........................................................white in colour

1971 Mercedes 280SE............................................................fucked
1979 Mobylette AV89............................................................running

1991 Jaguar 4.0 Sovereign.................with bolloxed steering and fucked wings

1997 Peugeot 405 2.0 Executive Estate...................................almost mint


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Posted 21 February 2017 - 10:28 PM

Seeing that the trip goes to Lincs and me rather not being inclined to be captured by the indigenous zombies there

spit roasting us in front of a beer tent during one of their local rituals, I say, I put my hayfork into the Peugeot.

I should have bought that M4 crossbow and silver ball bearing balls at the country market at Killeen when I had the chance.


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1970 Rover P6 V8..........................................................blue in colour

1970 Rover P6 V8........................................................white in colour

1971 Mercedes 280SE............................................................fucked
1979 Mobylette AV89............................................................running

1991 Jaguar 4.0 Sovereign.................with bolloxed steering and fucked wings

1997 Peugeot 405 2.0 Executive Estate...................................almost mint





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