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#421 OFFLINE   CreepingJesus

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Posted 18 April 2017 - 08:46 PM

I don't see the point of bringing a large Volvo estate (either of them) and not sleeping in it. Saying that, I'm fine with tents (and Asda have a shitey 2-man job for £15) and he's not the only campsite owner to insist on the same.

I promise not to get up in the middle of the night in Spongebob pants though.
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#422 OFFLINE   cms206

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Posted 18 April 2017 - 08:51 PM



I promise not to get up in the middle of the night in Spongebob pants though.


Spoilsport.


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#423 OFFLINE   Breadvan72

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Posted 18 April 2017 - 09:05 PM

What if - and it is a massive what if - the vehicle in which a person turned up and wished to sleep were to be an actual van of camping?  NB, this is a hypothetical, counter factual, made up fake news non story off the internet.


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Posted 18 April 2017 - 09:09 PM


Spoilsport.


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If on the other hand, there's a drunken Scots glow in the dark skeleton wandering the site...
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Posted 18 April 2017 - 09:12 PM

What if - and it is a massive what if - the vehicle in which a person turned up and wished to sleep were to be an actual van of camping? NB, this is a hypothetical, counter factual, made up fake news non story off the internet.

This i think is acceptable.

I will find out about the car sleeping hopefully soonish

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Posted 18 April 2017 - 09:24 PM

Sent them an email asking definitely a) whether car sleeping is ok and B) is there somewhere to park the bus.

 

 

Am I the only one who's read the date of that review?

 

And a future one:

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Posted 18 April 2017 - 10:18 PM

hoyed oot shirley


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Posted 19 April 2017 - 07:08 AM

I don't know what "hoyed out " means. But it doesn't sound pleasant. I may Google it later.

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Posted 19 April 2017 - 07:32 AM

Update time

So bad news is that no space for the big yellow bus.


Good news that Paula has said car sleeping is ok as long as everyone pays to be there. It is £5 a night for the car sleepers.


Also the other option we have is hiring the cafe at night which would give us somewhere to relax if weather is a bit rubbish. It is £50 for the night. What are people's thoughts on that?
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Posted 19 April 2017 - 08:07 AM

£50 between all of us will be less than £5 each so i can't see a problem with that.
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Posted 19 April 2017 - 08:08 AM

Happy to pay to hire cafe. Even though only coming for the day. Will benefit everyone so I am in.
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Posted 19 April 2017 - 11:38 AM

:grin: Ace news. I think that'll attract a few people - I seem to remember Conelrad saying the lack of car camping had put him off for one.
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Posted 19 April 2017 - 11:39 AM

I'm not paying an extra fiver, think I'm made of money? Fuck the lot of you, I'll sit outside on my own & moreover...

 

 

Am really looking forward to this now.


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Posted 19 April 2017 - 11:44 AM

Woohoo! I'm happy now!

I'm happy to pay a share of the cafe place hire, reckon they'd let us rebuild an engine in there overnight?
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Posted 19 April 2017 - 12:06 PM

Woohoo! I'm happy now!

I'm happy to pay a share of the cafe place hire, reckon they'd let us rebuild an engine in there overnight?

I reckon you could bring your two buckets and offer your services...

Make beer money ..
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Posted 19 April 2017 - 03:31 PM

Glad to hear car camping has been approved 'cos I'd not bother coming otherwise. Also happy to chip in for the cafe hire.


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Posted 19 April 2017 - 03:39 PM

I reckon you could bring your two buckets and offer your services...

Make beer money ..


Spend all weekend making bourneidentity keep me away from the base!
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Posted 19 April 2017 - 04:19 PM

Likewise cafe hire is good with me.

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Posted 19 April 2017 - 04:26 PM

Yep, I'm happy with Cafe hire, itll probably cost the same as the portaloo did for sf15...

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Posted 19 April 2017 - 09:49 PM

I'm in for the Cafe, presume its for Sat night?

Can someone smuggle a Guitar in please..............and a set of drums.


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Posted 20 April 2017 - 02:51 AM

Cafe sounds good, car sleeping even better as tenting is for camperists.
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Posted 20 April 2017 - 08:31 AM

Has the cafe got a jukebox? And if so, can we go down the bypass and back before 'Rock Around The Clock' finishes?

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Posted 20 April 2017 - 10:54 AM

Can we make the cafe look like Sky News doing rolling coverage of some really shitty east midlands town full of moaning idiots that's been evacuated to the community centre because of an unexploded WW2 bomb down by the Argos?

 

Make sure that the bomb is a really shit British one built by some lazy double time reserved occupation fuckwit working for a company that was later to be in BL, that was dropped out of a really shit aeroplane such as an Avro Manchester by some bomb aimer who was pissed at the time or did it for a bet. 


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Posted 20 April 2017 - 11:08 AM

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Posted 20 April 2017 - 12:04 PM

Are you busy^

 

If you were defending me today, I'd be royally fucked!


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Posted 20 April 2017 - 12:57 PM

That would be true on any day, partly because I am shite, but mainly because of all them murders you done.  

 

PS: I am mad busy.  Displacement, dear boy, displacement. 


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Posted 20 April 2017 - 03:53 PM

I'm going to try get over Saturday morning. Will bring little Bub with me too. Doubt he will want to camp but I'll broach the subject with him. At least then we will get to go to the museum and hopefully miss cms and his boxer shorts.
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Posted 20 April 2017 - 03:55 PM

My dad's making noises about coming over with eva Saturday too, so hopefully your lad won't be the only child* there


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Posted 20 April 2017 - 04:54 PM

Mine is 11. I'm concerned he will show my immaturity up.
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Posted 21 April 2017 - 11:12 PM

^ Again...?  ;)


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