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#31 ONLINE   ruffgeezer

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Posted 08 March 2017 - 11:46 AM

Raffle time...

 

Any number picked that places in the draw wins a Dealer sticker...


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#32 OFFLINE   95 quid Peugeot

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Posted 08 March 2017 - 01:00 PM

by the law of averages my repeated purchase of #27 must produce a positive result..

27 and a random pls


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#33 ONLINE   ruffgeezer

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Posted 08 March 2017 - 01:13 PM

Bollocks it. Double post fuckery.

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#34 ONLINE   ruffgeezer

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Posted 08 March 2017 - 01:14 PM


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#35 OFFLINE   SiC

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#36 OFFLINE   95 quid Peugeot

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Posted 08 March 2017 - 05:40 PM

Times up. 50/50 chance for SiC and me
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The Peugeot 406 of much cheapness. 190k miles  Deceased, twatted into Central Reservation of A1 Southbound, RIP 10/12/16

The Volvo 940 of much space. 170k miles   Sold 07/12/16

The Gaylander TD4 of much gayness. 172k miles

The Peugeot 407SW Mrs 95 quids hack 174k miles

The Jetta TDI of much marking up and moving on at a profit 130k miles  Sold 05/12/16 Replaced with window licking Zafira of happiness

The BMW Z4 in the delightful bell end purple colour.      :angry-smiley-007:

The Rover 75 of much comfyness 126k miles, new purchase, very Count Arthur Strong.

The Skoda Labia TDI of son#1 130k miles

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NICE SHITE

Triumph TR4

Triumph TR7

Renault Daupine

MGB

BMW Z4  Ordered by Mrs 95 Quid to move her car into this section. :-D

Mustang Mach 1 i am now Saxondales mate


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Posted 08 March 2017 - 06:42 PM

Two random for me please.



#38 ONLINE   ruffgeezer

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#39 OFFLINE   rantingYoof

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Posted 08 March 2017 - 09:14 PM

I have seen the advisories and although I don't know what a rear beam is and how it becomes tired, I am keen to participate.

However, our wonderful railway system essentially permits me to travel to Lincoln (in over four hours with four changes - 2hr 20m of being a train wanker) or Skegness (nearly five hours and one change).

 

Neither the tired rear beam, advisories, nor preposterous inability to travel east on the railway put me off, but I do not want to impose upon the kind rofflee; if they are happy collekshioning someone from Lincoln or Skeggy (the latter is closer) I would be happy to be assigned two of your finest randoms.


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#40 ONLINE   ruffgeezer

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Posted 08 March 2017 - 10:12 PM

You'd be better going to boston rather than skeg (same line) but much quicker to get to.

Yes collection from the station is possible.

The tired rear beam relates to the bearings in the beam tightening up, the ride is stiff because of this but it does not affect safety.

Edited to add that I'm sure the Sporty-shite/willcleland/m'coli zx estate suffers a similar issue, it certainly did when I had it a few years back.

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Posted 09 March 2017 - 08:16 AM

Marvellous. Three randoms plz!

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Thank you and good luck!

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Posted 09 March 2017 - 10:47 AM

I'll have a couple of randoms please


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Posted 09 March 2017 - 02:04 PM

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#45 OFFLINE   The Moog

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Posted 09 March 2017 - 02:46 PM

Two please 


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#46 ONLINE   ruffgeezer

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Posted 09 March 2017 - 03:44 PM

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#47 ONLINE   ruffgeezer

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Posted 10 March 2017 - 11:55 AM

Hmm, perhaps I need to offer some tat along with the car to stoke interest?

 

Ok game on Autoshite, I shall endeavour to add a piece of tat to the Xsara's boot every couple of days until the draw is on.

 

Tune in later for today's treasure.


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Posted 10 March 2017 - 02:57 PM

Oh go on then, the offer of autotat is too much to resist, a couple of randoms please.



#49 ONLINE   ruffgeezer

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Posted 10 March 2017 - 09:54 PM

Item 1; Sip your hot or cold beverage in style with this rather fantastically naff mug from a modern fancy multi franchise main dealer!

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#50 ONLINE   WilsonWilson

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Posted 10 March 2017 - 10:01 PM

Ive just rang that number and nobody answered. The mug is obviously a photoshopped fake.

One random please.
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Posted 11 March 2017 - 12:03 AM

Plus it'll never work properly with the hole facing sideways like that.


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Cure for insomnia #57812: rantingYoof's Historic Car Fleet Information History...Thing

 

Proud to be the 'first' owner of Mason, the 1995 LS400 Mk4 that now thinks its a Goona.

 

Now becoming the new 'Autoshite Bike'...Dome you lucky son of a gun!


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Posted 19 March 2017 - 11:37 PM

Roffle time - 2 4 9 please, randoms of your choice.



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Posted 20 March 2017 - 12:15 AM

Sorry for being a bit lax keeping this updated, however i have been talking a sale on this for cash money so it is a little up in the air just now.
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#54 ONLINE   ruffgeezer

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Posted 21 March 2017 - 08:56 AM

I have added some more to the box of tat as it seems the potential sale has fallen through, watch this space for exciting* updates.


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#55 ONLINE   ruffgeezer

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Posted 21 March 2017 - 03:39 PM

Here's the tat box as it stands;

Duckworths mug
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BMC rosette window sticker
Cargo net

What will be next? Stay tuned!

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Posted 21 March 2017 - 03:55 PM

Got to be honest I am glad I’m not trying to rehome an old Xsara with a tired back axle, even if it does have a years ticket. Good luck!!!!


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Posted 21 March 2017 - 04:26 PM

Here's the tat box as it stands;

Duckworths mug
National Breakdown Sticker
BMC rosette window sticker
Cargo net

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What will be next? Stay tuned!

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Posted 21 March 2017 - 05:17 PM

I'll take a random, why not.

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Posted 21 March 2017 - 08:26 PM

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#60 OFFLINE   rantingYoof

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Posted 21 March 2017 - 09:09 PM

Oh man, I just realised I'm getting (temporarily) a Xantia at the weekend and I'm in this roffle AND the one for Dave's awesome Volvo.

 


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