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#31 OFFLINE   ruffgeezer

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Posted 08 March 2017 - 11:46 AM

Raffle time...

 

Any number picked that places in the draw wins a Dealer sticker...


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#32 ONLINE   95 quid Peugeot

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Posted 08 March 2017 - 01:00 PM

by the law of averages my repeated purchase of #27 must produce a positive result..

27 and a random pls


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The Gaylander TD4 of much gayness. 172k miles 180k miles

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The BMW Z4 in the delightful bell end purple colour.      :angry-smiley-007:

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The Skoda Labia TDI of son#1 120k miles 138k Miles

The Clitroen ZX of much gifferness reliably earning me .45p/mile work use.

The Sterling of much grey leather and low miles.. 

 

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#33 OFFLINE   ruffgeezer

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Posted 08 March 2017 - 01:13 PM

Bollocks it. Double post fuckery.
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#34 OFFLINE   ruffgeezer

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Posted 08 March 2017 - 01:14 PM


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#35 ONLINE   SiC

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Posted 08 March 2017 - 01:42 PM

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#36 ONLINE   95 quid Peugeot

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Posted 08 March 2017 - 05:40 PM

Times up. 50/50 chance for SiC and me
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The Peugeot 406 of much cheapness. 190k miles  Deceased, twatted into Central Reservation of A1 Southbound, RIP 10/12/16

The Gaylander TD4 of much gayness. 172k miles 180k miles

The Peugeot 407SW Mrs 95 quids hack 174k miles 182K Miles

The BMW Z4 in the delightful bell end purple colour.      :angry-smiley-007:

The Rover 75 of much comfyness 126k miles, new purchase, very Count Arthur Strong Sold 11.6/17 (Trilby moved to Sterling post sale)

The Skoda Labia TDI of son#1 120k miles 138k Miles

The Clitroen ZX of much gifferness reliably earning me .45p/mile work use.

The Sterling of much grey leather and low miles.. 

 

NICE SHITE (Now much reduced in Number)

Triumph TR7

Renault Dauphine

BMW Z4  Ordered by Mrs 95 Quid to move her car into this section. :-D

Bristol 603E

 


#37 ONLINE   Richard

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Posted 08 March 2017 - 06:42 PM

Two random for me please.



#38 OFFLINE   ruffgeezer

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Posted 08 March 2017 - 07:14 PM

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#39 OFFLINE   rantingYoof

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Posted 08 March 2017 - 09:14 PM

I have seen the advisories and although I don't know what a rear beam is and how it becomes tired, I am keen to participate.

However, our wonderful railway system essentially permits me to travel to Lincoln (in over four hours with four changes - 2hr 20m of being a train wanker) or Skegness (nearly five hours and one change).

 

Neither the tired rear beam, advisories, nor preposterous inability to travel east on the railway put me off, but I do not want to impose upon the kind rofflee; if they are happy collekshioning someone from Lincoln or Skeggy (the latter is closer) I would be happy to be assigned two of your finest randoms.


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#40 OFFLINE   ruffgeezer

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Posted 08 March 2017 - 10:12 PM

You'd be better going to boston rather than skeg (same line) but much quicker to get to.

Yes collection from the station is possible.

The tired rear beam relates to the bearings in the beam tightening up, the ride is stiff because of this but it does not affect safety.

Edited to add that I'm sure the Sporty-shite/willcleland/m'coli zx estate suffers a similar issue, it certainly did when I had it a few years back.
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#41 OFFLINE   rantingYoof

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Posted 09 March 2017 - 08:16 AM

Marvellous. Three randoms plz!

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Proud to be the 'first' owner of Mason, the 1995 LS400 Mk4 that now thinks its a Goona.

 

Now becoming the new 'Autoshite Bike'...320Touring is the latest lucky dawg to sample V8 smoothness.


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Thank you and good luck!
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Posted 09 March 2017 - 10:47 AM

I'll have a couple of randoms please


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Posted 09 March 2017 - 02:04 PM

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Posted 09 March 2017 - 02:46 PM

Two please 


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Posted 09 March 2017 - 03:44 PM

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#47 OFFLINE   ruffgeezer

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Posted 10 March 2017 - 11:55 AM

Hmm, perhaps I need to offer some tat along with the car to stoke interest?

 

Ok game on Autoshite, I shall endeavour to add a piece of tat to the Xsara's boot every couple of days until the draw is on.

 

Tune in later for today's treasure.


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Posted 10 March 2017 - 02:57 PM

Oh go on then, the offer of autotat is too much to resist, a couple of randoms please.



#49 OFFLINE   ruffgeezer

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Posted 10 March 2017 - 09:54 PM

Item 1; Sip your hot or cold beverage in style with this rather fantastically naff mug from a modern fancy multi franchise main dealer!

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#50 OFFLINE   WilsonWilson

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Posted 10 March 2017 - 10:01 PM

Ive just rang that number and nobody answered. The mug is obviously a photoshopped fake.

One random please.
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Posted 11 March 2017 - 12:03 AM

Plus it'll never work properly with the hole facing sideways like that.


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Cure for insomnia #57812: rantingYoof's Historic Car Fleet Information History...Thing

 

Proud to be the 'first' owner of Mason, the 1995 LS400 Mk4 that now thinks its a Goona.

 

Now becoming the new 'Autoshite Bike'...320Touring is the latest lucky dawg to sample V8 smoothness.


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Posted 19 March 2017 - 11:37 PM

Roffle time - 2 4 9 please, randoms of your choice.



#53 OFFLINE   ruffgeezer

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 12:15 AM

Sorry for being a bit lax keeping this updated, however i have been talking a sale on this for cash money so it is a little up in the air just now.
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Posted 21 March 2017 - 08:56 AM

I have added some more to the box of tat as it seems the potential sale has fallen through, watch this space for exciting* updates.


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#55 OFFLINE   ruffgeezer

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Posted 21 March 2017 - 03:39 PM

Here's the tat box as it stands;

Duckworths mug
National Breakdown Sticker
BMC rosette window sticker
Cargo net

What will be next? Stay tuned!
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2003 Berlingo; mega slow, mega miles.
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Posted 21 March 2017 - 03:55 PM

Got to be honest I am glad I’m not trying to rehome an old Xsara with a tired back axle, even if it does have a years ticket. Good luck!!!!


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Posted 21 March 2017 - 04:26 PM

Here's the tat box as it stands;

Duckworths mug
National Breakdown Sticker
BMC rosette window sticker
Cargo net

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What will be next? Stay tuned!
1973 Datsun 1200 Station Wagon
2003 Berlingo; mega slow, mega miles.
1995 AX VTS
2004 Berlingo (Mrs Ruff's)
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#58 ONLINE   bramz7

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Posted 21 March 2017 - 05:17 PM

I'll take a random, why not.

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1990 Citroen BX TGD -Pending collection

 

 


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Posted 21 March 2017 - 08:26 PM

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2003 Berlingo; mega slow, mega miles.
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Posted 21 March 2017 - 09:09 PM

Oh man, I just realised I'm getting (temporarily) a Xantia at the weekend and I'm in this roffle AND the one for Dave's awesome Volvo.

 


WAT DOIN


Cure for insomnia #57812: rantingYoof's Historic Car Fleet Information History...Thing

 

Proud to be the 'first' owner of Mason, the 1995 LS400 Mk4 that now thinks its a Goona.

 

Now becoming the new 'Autoshite Bike'...320Touring is the latest lucky dawg to sample V8 smoothness.






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