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#31 OFFLINE   ruffgeezer

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Posted 08 March 2017 - 11:46 AM

Raffle time...

 

Any number picked that places in the draw wins a Dealer sticker...


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Posted 08 March 2017 - 01:00 PM

by the law of averages my repeated purchase of #27 must produce a positive result..

27 and a random pls


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#33 OFFLINE   ruffgeezer

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Posted 08 March 2017 - 01:13 PM

Bollocks it. Double post fuckery.
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#34 OFFLINE   ruffgeezer

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Posted 08 March 2017 - 01:14 PM


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#35 ONLINE   SiC

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#36 ONLINE   95 quid Peugeot

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Posted 08 March 2017 - 05:40 PM

Times up. 50/50 chance for SiC and me
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CHOD

 

Now with added updates

Peugeot 406 HDI estate...now in Bramz hands, well for a few days!!

Citroen C5 estate, Purchased from Flat4alfa's dad 10/18,  (The .45p per mile winna         +++ Different C5 Estate ex Bramz/Chrisjvm

XC70 Mrs 95's horsey hack

The mighty Citroen ZX still..... sold .roffled. and bought back from winner...........  95 quid mansions pool car.

 

Inbetweeners

Cactus returning a surprising 63.9 mpg as Mrs 95's work car

 

 

NICE SHITE (Now much reduced in Number)

Volvo 240 Torslander

Rover 110 P4 East Anglian classic car auction impulse buy

Renault Dauphine,

 

And the ones come and gone in the couple of years on here, Gaylanders x2.....Rover 75 x2 ... Volvo V70 x2... BMW Z4.....Bristol 603...Saab 96...Safrane roffle car....TR4... Mach 1 Mustang...TR7....Offsprings Labia estate..


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Posted 08 March 2017 - 06:42 PM

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#38 OFFLINE   ruffgeezer

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Posted 08 March 2017 - 07:14 PM

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#39 ONLINE   rantingYoof

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Posted 08 March 2017 - 09:14 PM

I have seen the advisories and although I don't know what a rear beam is and how it becomes tired, I am keen to participate.

However, our wonderful railway system essentially permits me to travel to Lincoln (in over four hours with four changes - 2hr 20m of being a train wanker) or Skegness (nearly five hours and one change).

 

Neither the tired rear beam, advisories, nor preposterous inability to travel east on the railway put me off, but I do not want to impose upon the kind rofflee; if they are happy collekshioning someone from Lincoln or Skeggy (the latter is closer) I would be happy to be assigned two of your finest randoms.


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#40 OFFLINE   ruffgeezer

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Posted 08 March 2017 - 10:12 PM

You'd be better going to boston rather than skeg (same line) but much quicker to get to.

Yes collection from the station is possible.

The tired rear beam relates to the bearings in the beam tightening up, the ride is stiff because of this but it does not affect safety.

Edited to add that I'm sure the Sporty-shite/willcleland/m'coli zx estate suffers a similar issue, it certainly did when I had it a few years back.
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#41 ONLINE   rantingYoof

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Posted 09 March 2017 - 08:16 AM

Marvellous. Three randoms plz!

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#42 OFFLINE   ruffgeezer

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Posted 09 March 2017 - 10:14 AM

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Thank you and good luck!
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Posted 09 March 2017 - 10:47 AM

I'll have a couple of randoms please


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#44 OFFLINE   ruffgeezer

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Posted 09 March 2017 - 02:04 PM

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Posted 09 March 2017 - 02:46 PM

Two please 


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#46 OFFLINE   ruffgeezer

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Posted 09 March 2017 - 03:44 PM

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#47 OFFLINE   ruffgeezer

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Posted 10 March 2017 - 11:55 AM

Hmm, perhaps I need to offer some tat along with the car to stoke interest?

 

Ok game on Autoshite, I shall endeavour to add a piece of tat to the Xsara's boot every couple of days until the draw is on.

 

Tune in later for today's treasure.


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#48 ONLINE   barmatt

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Posted 10 March 2017 - 02:57 PM

Oh go on then, the offer of autotat is too much to resist, a couple of randoms please.



#49 OFFLINE   ruffgeezer

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Posted 10 March 2017 - 09:54 PM

Item 1; Sip your hot or cold beverage in style with this rather fantastically naff mug from a modern fancy multi franchise main dealer!

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#50 ONLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 10 March 2017 - 10:01 PM

Ive just rang that number and nobody answered. The mug is obviously a photoshopped fake.

One random please.
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Posted 11 March 2017 - 12:03 AM

Plus it'll never work properly with the hole facing sideways like that.


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Posted 19 March 2017 - 11:37 PM

Roffle time - 2 4 9 please, randoms of your choice.



#53 OFFLINE   ruffgeezer

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 12:15 AM

Sorry for being a bit lax keeping this updated, however i have been talking a sale on this for cash money so it is a little up in the air just now.
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Posted 21 March 2017 - 08:56 AM

I have added some more to the box of tat as it seems the potential sale has fallen through, watch this space for exciting* updates.


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Posted 21 March 2017 - 03:39 PM

Here's the tat box as it stands;

Duckworths mug
National Breakdown Sticker
BMC rosette window sticker
Cargo net

What will be next? Stay tuned!
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Posted 21 March 2017 - 03:55 PM

Got to be honest I am glad I’m not trying to rehome an old Xsara with a tired back axle, even if it does have a years ticket. Good luck!!!!


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Posted 21 March 2017 - 04:26 PM

Here's the tat box as it stands;

Duckworths mug
National Breakdown Sticker
BMC rosette window sticker
Cargo net

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What will be next? Stay tuned!
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Posted 21 March 2017 - 05:17 PM

I'll take a random, why not.

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Posted 21 March 2017 - 08:26 PM

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Posted 21 March 2017 - 09:09 PM

Oh man, I just realised I'm getting (temporarily) a Xantia at the weekend and I'm in this roffle AND the one for Dave's awesome Volvo.

 


WAT DOIN


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