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#1 OFFLINE   ruffgeezer

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Posted 11 February 2017 - 09:31 PM

Snot green crudbucket.

107k, 12 months mot, scruffy and a bit grubby inside.
Several advisories on the mot and a tired rear beam.

Anyone fancy a go on the 306's uglier sibling?

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#2 ONLINE   Craig the Princess

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Posted 11 February 2017 - 09:59 PM

GLWTS, I wouldn't say they were uglier than a 306, Claudia doesn't think so either.

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Filtered through the Heather!


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Posted 11 February 2017 - 10:12 PM

UGGERS.

 

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Posted 12 February 2017 - 03:10 AM

I didn't know Claudia Schiffer spoke Spanish.



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Posted 12 February 2017 - 09:10 AM

Thats looks the same as my old petrol one. Was the only car I've ever owned on the new number plate system. I crashed it into the back of a taxi whilst giving evils to a porsche driver who had cut me up.

Not sure if thats a common problem on these or not.
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#6 OFFLINE   ruffgeezer

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Posted 13 February 2017 - 07:32 AM

Can't really comment on that, most of the Porsches around here are of the knome variety, well that and the odd Toureg playing dress up.

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Posted 14 February 2017 - 12:18 AM

Where are you located?
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Posted 14 February 2017 - 12:35 AM

Where are you located?

Splisby Lincolnshire I would imagine;

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Posted 14 February 2017 - 07:14 AM

£300

For a diesel

With 12 months MOT

 

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GLWTS


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Posted 14 February 2017 - 07:17 AM

That Pigasso-esque front facelift was unforgivable, wasn't it?

 

Otherwise that's bargaintastic. 



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Posted 14 February 2017 - 09:10 AM

I once went in one of these and it stunk of shit. It put me off them.
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#12 OFFLINE   ruffgeezer

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Posted 14 February 2017 - 05:54 PM

Perhaps have a better wipe before the next time you are getting into one?

I'll be looking to sell the golf plus fairly soon too.
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#13 OFFLINE   ruffgeezer

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Posted 16 February 2017 - 06:39 AM

OK I will probably look into ruffling this when the backlog of raffles clears a bit.

£6 a ticket will be the likely price.

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Posted 16 February 2017 - 09:16 AM

OK I will probably look into ruffling this when the backlog of raffles clears a bit.

£6 a ticket will be the likely price.

 

Noooooo, go away.

 

I'm putting my Xantia in for an MOT today, to try and get the raffle moving again. :P

 

We surely can't have TWO Citroen HDis with 12 months MOT for about £300!



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Posted 16 February 2017 - 09:54 AM

These are basically a smaller C5 and therefore a thing of great beauty.
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Posted 20 February 2017 - 09:58 PM

Argh having to ensure Facebook muppetry now. Didn't think it'd be this hard a sale.

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Posted 21 February 2017 - 12:54 PM

Hmmmm so less than it's going to cost me to get this borked Sierra going again - it's blinking tempting, innit?


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Posted 22 February 2017 - 12:13 AM

I can collect you from Boston or Lincoln railway stations if that helps?

Keen to move this out so I can get on with finding out what is wrong with the golf.

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Posted 22 February 2017 - 01:17 PM

Could do with this and I'm local. Why no monies.



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Posted 24 February 2017 - 09:06 PM

Have you considered selling a kidney?

It's now live on Bumtree too.

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Posted 24 February 2017 - 09:12 PM

Could do with this and I'm local. Why no monies.

 

Shit the bed man. Its £300. Even when I was on the dole I could rustle up £300 pretty easily if I needed to. Are there any universities round your way? Sell some students some oregano and tell them it's this 'spice' drugs that is getting a lot of good media time these days.


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Posted 24 February 2017 - 11:18 PM

Haven't seen a Xsara in ages. They were just one of those cars that seemed to vanish overnight


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Posted 27 February 2017 - 07:22 PM

This is causing me much distress now. First shiter to wave £250 at me can take it.

I am finding it rather hard at the moment to do the things I want to be doing so I could do with less on my plate.
I'll be banging the Golf Plus out soon too.

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Posted 27 February 2017 - 09:49 PM

What is the golf plus that you keep mentioning. Its intriguing and mysterious.
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Posted 27 February 2017 - 10:08 PM

What is the golf plus that you keep mentioning. Its intriguing and mysterious.


It's a golf that's been fed since birth at big Luke's
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Posted 27 February 2017 - 11:40 PM

A mk5 golf that grew up on Gregg's pasties and lardcakes.

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Posted 28 February 2017 - 01:04 AM

The Wayne Shaw of Golfs?

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Posted 28 February 2017 - 07:43 AM

Sounds like my kind of car.
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Posted 03 March 2017 - 01:26 PM

Did this fine contraption sell? I imagine it did.



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Posted 03 March 2017 - 03:07 PM

Nope it's still here.


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