Junkman Posted February 9, 2017 Author Share Posted February 9, 2017 Why would anyone have to pre book an MoT for driving a car registered in Germany? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garbaldy Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 Why would anyone have to pre book an MoT for driving a car registered in Germany?Since off the road for so long it has no plates, I can't be fashed with hastle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleon-Fonte Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 Slightly short of the required cylinder count, but the word 'shite' was invented for two-tone Landcrabs. http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C827492 strangeangel, lisbon_road, forddeliveryboy and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Breadvan72 Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 Junkpersonage no likey shake it all about gear stickery. Magnificent Rustbucket, dome, bub2006 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleon-Fonte Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 I'm sure there are far more serious defects he could find with it than the gearbox. Junkman, mat_the_cat and Magnificent Rustbucket 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Breadvan72 Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 Two cylinders missing, one year late, but still massively horrible in every way, and therefore correct. Bonus for being in Belgium. (Discovered by Herr Graf Von Bollox in eBay tat) http://www.kapaza.be/fr/pontiac/old-timer-pontiac-6000-se-112949206.htm Shep Shepherd, danthecapriman and Junkman 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asimo Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 no stains......plush carpeting.......genuine wood.......cloisonne deck lid lock cover I know it is a bit modern, but it wouldn't be hard to reverse-engineer this to 1986. Local too. https://www.gumtree.com/p/cadillac/cadillac-deville-sedan-4.9-v8-auto-low-mileage-classic-american-muscle-1991-h-/1207214042 Junkman, danthecapriman and Magnificent Rustbucket 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barmatt Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 Ticks most boxes I think and you can pretend you're a mid 90's gangster wherever you go. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mercedes-500-sec-1991-J-reg-not-560-or-420-Final-Edition-/232231143805?hash=item36120e097d:g:3e0AAOSw5cNYmH1M and it's close to me, so it could be collected and stashed here for a while if necessary. Promise* not to hoon around in it too much. Junkman and Springer 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Breadvan72 Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 If talking 90s shitbenzes, this one has moardoors, is slammed YO, and is more putrescent. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/93-Mercedes-E220-Auto-W124-190e-W201-stanced-resto-mod-staggered-monoblock-rims/201808067123?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20140122125356%26meid%3D2ab721a73d874acaa95ca22d253bc398%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D232231143805 Junkman and billyboy406v6 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barmatt Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 If talking 90s shitbenzes, this one has moardoors, is slammed YO, and is more putrescent. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/93-Mercedes-E220-Auto-W124-190e-W201-stanced-resto-mod-staggered-monoblock-rims/201808067123?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20140122125356%26meid%3D2ab721a73d874acaa95ca22d253bc398%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D232231143805 Someone's nicked half the injun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercrocker Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 Thread closed. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1967-Humber-Hawk-/192099540528?hash=item2cba065e30:g:NoEAAOSwUKxYmwaX danthecapriman and anonymous user 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LessThanEqual Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 Bit modern and only* a V6, but looks mega tidy and only £500. Lacquer Peel, Shep Shepherd and Ghosty 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted February 9, 2017 Author Share Posted February 9, 2017 Since off the road for so long it has no plates, I can't be fashed with hastle Get a set of export plates then. Pete-M and DodgeRover 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted February 9, 2017 Author Share Posted February 9, 2017 Thread closed. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1967-Humber-Hawk-/192099540528?hash=item2cba065e30:g:NoEAAOSwUKxYmwaX Although it beats every one of those Auschwitz Shuttle Buses by several lightyears, it sadly also beats them in unaffordability. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forddeliveryboy Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 Can someone please make this gopping pile of shit go away? https://www.youtube.com/watch?=1&v=3uSTOHa4Im4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddyramrod Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 Thread closed. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1967-Humber-Hawk-/192099540528?hash=item2cba065e30:g:NoEAAOSwUKxYmwaXInsufficient pot count. Seriously, get an STS. They're reasonably modern (though the youngest will be 15 years old now) in terms of things that work, like electrics and stuff, but they've got all of the correct period features (crap handling, massive fuel consumption, appalling interior, too large to park anywhere) of a mid/late 80's Yank Tank. Plus they come in a range of deeply unattractive colours. And you can get a decent one for about £1500. What's not to like?FWD. If you think you can stretch your budget enough, PM me danthecapriman, Skizzer, Junkman and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddyramrod Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 Or, this is local to me. Right number of pedals but two cylinders short. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUSTIN-PRINCESS-VANDEN-PLAS-3000-1964-/222402333242?hash=item33c8364a3a:g:e54AAOSw9GhYjimr I've "spotted" it before too... I can pick you up from the station... Skizzer, Magnificent Rustbucket, LC Torana and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorfolkNWeigh Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 There would appear to be only one answer, affordable RWD V8 that's not from The Axis countries and if you're not quite caddish enough for a Wardour St Bentley, why the real thing of course.http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bentley-Mulsanne-Turbo/252756865500?_trksid=p2141725.c100338.m3726&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20150313114020%26meid%3Dcc8199ae50144a1991c4e49c8a56dad3%26pid%3D100338%26rk%3D13%26rkt%3D30%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D391692935950 The trades mans upholstery could be easily fixed with some of these Junkman, Skizzer and Magnificent Rustbucket 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous user Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 I think the gentleman should obtain a Stage 1 V8 Land Rover Station Wagon. I appreciate that he will not want to change gear himself, but the handy middle front seat should be occupied by someone to push the clutch and move the gearstick as required Lacquer Peel and Junkman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddyramrod Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 $_86.JPG I know it is a bit modern, but it wouldn't be hard to reverse-engineer this to 1986. Local too. https://www.gumtree.com/p/cadillac/cadillac-deville-sedan-4.9-v8-auto-low-mileage-classic-american-muscle-1991-h-/1207214042 HOW MUCH??????Huggy is significantly cheaper, with the added advantages of free road tax and RWD. Bloody hell, if a girls' Cadillac is worth 6k, what's the world coming to? Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Breadvan72 Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 This Bentley is available for three bags and has the double advantages of lacking an MoT and being parked in a tip. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bentley-8-injection-Jan-1989-105-000-miles-full-history-all-hand-books-can-mot/302215527447?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20140122125356%26meid%3Da5b15e7c521d4c12aefb1d4258de11bc%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D252756865500 Lacquer Peel, They_all_do_that_sir, Junkman and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Breadvan72 Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 Also, the numberplate stands for "Fuck me raw, it's Junkman's Rotten Roller." Junkman, Pete-M, DeeJay and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 Kraftwerk http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-E32-735i-49K-Very-low-mileage-/152426956281?hash=item237d5ac5f9:g:1AcAAOSwA3dYmN~y Sudsprint 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 This isn't the wursthttp://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-E28-520i-Auto-i-Beige-/332114627529?hash=item4d53930bc9:g:-DUAAOSwNnRYlfcq Sudsprint 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted February 9, 2017 Author Share Posted February 9, 2017 Chumley16 011.jpgIf you think you can stretch your budget enough, PM me I could potentially stretch my budget, but sadly not my driveway. eddyramrod 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DVee8 Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 Buy this fine steedhttp://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-oldsmobile-cutlass-3-0-v6-Fwd-American-Classic-car/122345579942?_trksid=p2047675.c100011.m1850&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20140107083358%26meid%3Df71deb354df54e958024d6cbf5175c21%26pid%3D100011%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D302219192662 danthecapriman and scdan4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pshome Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 Good cars are not to be searched for, they stray into your house. Junkman, Asimo and BorniteIdentity 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Breadvan72 Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 Good cars are not to be searched for, they stray crash into your house. FTFY Magnificent Rustbucket, rml2345 and pshome 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted February 9, 2017 Author Share Posted February 9, 2017 Buy this fine steedhttp://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-oldsmobile-cutlass-3-0-v6-Fwd-American-Classic-car/122345579942?_trksid=p2047675.c100011.m1850&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20140107083358%26meid%3Df71deb354df54e958024d6cbf5175c21%26pid%3D100011%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D302219192662 You know, it crossed my mind. DVee8 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted February 9, 2017 Author Share Posted February 9, 2017 Good cars are not to be searched for, they stray into your house. That is remarkably true. Cars find you, not you them. pshome 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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