Cavcraft Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 Collection day and normal service has been resumed. BRB, SYS. The Moog 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted January 21, 2017 Author Share Posted January 21, 2017 For sale, Britain's most horrible 306TD (XUD, Lucas) £200 alcyonecorporation 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pillock Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 I'm gonna suggest... French.At least one (but less than four) Poundland wheeltrims.Misfire.Part of it held together with string and/or tape michael1703 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted January 21, 2017 Author Share Posted January 21, 2017 Jesus weptThis will be why nothing works on driver's doorThe big question:Bosch or Lucas?The car properly fucking stinks inside, I mean absolutely vile. The front windows don't work, the electric mirrors don't work, the central locking doesn't work and the heater doesn't work.I don't know what that gauge is in the disks on the dash (boost gauge?) but it doesn't work.The brakes are shit.It pulls very nicely indeed and didn't boil up stuck in traffic coming home, but when I got back and moved it the RLOD came on and I think the radiator has a leak.It's fucking horrible and it's redeeming features are three months MOT and a TD engine. If anyone wants it let me know as I'm either going to flog it 'as is' or bum it for the engine and a few bits and weigh it in.It's far, far worse than it looks. Skizzer, Conrad D. Conelrad, brickwall and 11 others 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garbaldy Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 Lookarse I found myself looking at three door 306s last night as I quite like them, nice buy. Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardmorris Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 Eh, eh it's from Burkined (phonetically). Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sporty-shite Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 Gauge in the middle is oil level/temperature. If you do break it, I'd like the windscreen and a few other bits please. Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardmorris Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 I can see a lot of thought went into the purchase:-)Registration number: N340EKB Vehicle makePEUGEOT Vehicle model306 Date first used18 April 1996 Fuel typeDiesel ColourBlue MOT history of this vehicleTest date15 April 2016 Expiry date14 April 2017 Test ResultPass Odometer reading164,896 miles MOT test number5257 4860 0962Test date14 April 2016 Test ResultFail Odometer reading164,894 miles MOT test number1901 6708 7580 Reason(s) for failureoffside front Drivers door cannot be opened from outside the vehicle (6.2.B.1b)nearside front Headlamp aim too low (1.offside front Headlamp aim too low (1.Fuel cap/sealing device sealing washer missing (7.2.4c)nearside front Tie bar/rod has excessive play in a pin/bush (2.4.G.2)nearside rear rear brake binding (3.7.B.1)centre Exhaust has a major leak of exhaust gases (7.1.2)rear Exhaust has a major leak of exhaust gases (7.1.2)offside front front brake binding (3.7.B.1)Test date13 May 2015 Expiry date12 June 2016 Test ResultPass Odometer reading156,689 miles MOT test number3059 7333 5176Test date13 May 2015 Test ResultFail Odometer reading156,682 miles MOT test number4889 9353 5183 Reason(s) for failureNearside Front Headlamp aim too low (1.Nearside Front Tyre tread depth below requirements of 1.6mm (4.1.E.1)Offside Front Tyre tread depth below requirements of 1.6mm (4.1.E.1)Offside Front Track rod end ball joint has excessive play (2.2.B.1f)Offside Front Anti-roll bar linkage has excessive play in a ball joint (2.4.G.2)Brake pipe excessively corroded (3.6.B.2c)Outer Exhaust system not adequately supported (7.1.1)Test date13 June 2014 Expiry date12 June 2015 Test ResultPass Odometer reading148,020 miles MOT test number9397 7496 4194 Advisory notice item(s)bonnet hinge o/s insecureTest date10 June 2014 Test ResultFail Odometer reading148,014 miles MOT test number7598 4176 4113 Reason(s) for failureNearside Rear Registration plate lamp not working (1.1.C.1d)Offside Rear Registration plate lamp not working (1.1.C.1d)Nearside Front Headlamp aim too low (1.Nearside Rear Stop lamp adversely affected by the operation of another lamp (1.2.1f)Nearside Rear Direction indicator incorrect colour (1.4.A.2f)Nearside Front Anti-roll bar linkage has excessive play in a ball joint (2.4.G.2)Nearside Front brake disc in such a condition that it is seriously weakened (3.5.1i)Offside Front brake disc in such a condition that it is seriously weakened (3.5.1i)Exhaust emits an excessive level of metered smoke for a turbo charged engine (7.4.B.3b)Offside Rear Tyre fouling a part of the vehicle (4.1.D.2)Advisory notice item(s)bonnet hinge o/s insecureTest date4 June 2013 Expiry date12 June 2014 Test ResultPass Odometer reading135,667 miles MOT test number4081 8545 3176 Advisory notice item(s)Nearside Front brake disc worn, pitted or scored, but not seriously weakened (3.5.1i)Offside Front brake disc worn, pitted or scored, but not seriously weakened (3.5.1i)Test date3 June 2013 Test ResultFail Odometer reading135,663 miles MOT test number9853 9485 3118 Reason(s) for failureSupplementary Restraint System warning lamp indicates a fault (5.4.2)Nearside Headlamp aim too low (1.Nearside Front Lower Suspension arm rubber bush deteriorated resulting in excessive movement (2.4.G.2)Rear Brake pipe excessively corroded (3.6.B.2c)Nearside Front Track rod end ball joint has excessive play (2.2.B.1f)Advisory notice item(s)Nearside Front brake disc worn, pitted or scored, but not seriously weakened (3.5.1i)Offside Front brake disc worn, pitted or scored, but not seriously weakened (3.5.1i)Test date8 June 2012 Expiry date12 June 2013 Test ResultPass Odometer reading120,711 miles MOT test number2459 9066 2472Test date6 June 2012 Test ResultFail Odometer reading120,706 miles MOT test number4981 5805 2165 Reason(s) for failureFront registration plate deteriorated (6.3.1d)Nearside Front Headlamp aim too low (1.Offside Front Headlamp aim aimed so that it dazzles other road users (1.8.A.1a)Nearside Front Side repeater not working (1.4.A.2c)Nearside Front Brake hose excessively deteriorated (3.6.B.4d)Offside Front Brake hose excessively deteriorated (3.6.B.4d)Nearside rear parking brake recording little or no effort (3.7.B.6a)Parking brake: efficiency below requirements (3.7.B.7)Test date21 May 2011 Expiry date12 June 2012 Test ResultPass Odometer reading112,781 miles MOT test number7673 7104 1149 Advisory notice item(s)Nearside Front Brake hose slightly deteriorated (3.6.B.4d)Offside Front Brake hose slightly deteriorated (3.6.B.4d)advise o/s/r tyre crackedadvise air bag light onTest date20 May 2011 Test ResultFail Odometer reading112,764 miles MOT test number2774 1084 1468 Reason(s) for failureNearside Rear Seat belt anchorage prescribed area is excessively corroded (5.2.6)Advisory notice item(s)Nearside Front Brake hose slightly deteriorated (3.6.B.4d)Offside Front Brake hose slightly deteriorated (3.6.B.4d)advise o/s/r tyre crackedadvise air bag light onTest date11 June 2010 Expiry date12 June 2011 Test ResultPass Odometer reading108,372 miles MOT test number2033 1226 0458Test date4 June 2010 Test ResultFail Odometer reading108,372 miles MOT test number9235 8565 0155 Reason(s) for failureNearside Front Anti-roll bar linkage has excessive play in a pin/bush (2.4.G.2)Offside Front Anti-roll bar linkage has excessive play in a pin/bush (2.4.G.2)Test date5 June 2009 Expiry date12 June 2010 Test ResultPass Odometer reading104,579 miles MOT test number4321 9615 9136Test date13 June 2008 Expiry date12 June 2009 Test ResultPass Odometer reading100,999 miles MOT test number1423 8516 8127Test date9 June 2008 Test ResultFail Odometer reading100,908 miles MOT test number2718 5156 8151 Reason(s) for failureNearside Front Headlamp not working on dipped beam (1.7.5a)Nearside Rear Direction indicator excessively damaged so that it is not visible from a reasonable distance (1.4.A.2e)Service brake: efficiency below requirements (3.7.B.7)Test date7 June 2007 Expiry date6 June 2008 Test ResultPass Odometer reading91,345 miles MOT test number8822 3855 7194 Advisory notice item(s)Service brake: service brake efficiency only just met. It would appear that the braking system requires adjustment or repair. (3.7.B.7)Test date6 June 2006 Expiry date5 June 2007 Test ResultPass Odometer reading82,254 miles MOT test number9336 9705 6183 Advisory notice item(s)Nearside Rear Rear wheel bearing has slight play (2.6.2)Test date6 June 2006 Test ResultFail Odometer reading82,238 miles MOT test number4313 3715 6142 Reason(s) for failureExhaust has part of the system excessively deteriorated (7.1.1a) KruJoe and Cavcraft 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobT Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 Like the Sealink sticker and dealer plate! But nothing else. oldcars, Cavcraft and Dick Longbridge 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted January 21, 2017 Author Share Posted January 21, 2017 Fucking LOLZ at the MOT fails. The passenger door doesn't open either. richardmorris 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardmorris Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 What's it like rust wise? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greengartside Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 Like the Sealink sticker and dealer plate! But nothing else. Dealer plate is cool! I must say, it's done well to survive 22 years. PUMP DU BOSCH POUR LES WINZ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xtriple Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 Impressive. Mot fail list I mean! Not seen one like that since I bought a car off Adrian Broadway who was scary so I had to buy it and NOT fucking complain! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r.welfare Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 I can see a lot of thought went into the purchase:-) You are familiar with his purchase modus operandi, right? Anyway, I was hoping the answer was "TISWAS day" but an early 306 isn't a bad consolation prize. eddyramrod 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiltox Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 That's every MOT on the record for it - I've seen a lot worse individual fails than it's ever had! Uncle Jimmy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Station Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 Mini/maxi gauge is oil level - will only come on when you start the car (like the BX's). A bit pointless.How much are you after just out of interest. Also how did they mot'd and fixed all that within a day? And 'WTF' at petrol cap sealing ring fail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pillock Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 I think every one of the electrical faults can be attributed to the mess of connectors in the doorframe. TADT,S. Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiltox Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 Also how did they mot'd and fixed all that within a day? And 'WTF' at petrol cap sealing ring fail.Exhaust, fuel cap thing, door not opening, binding brakes, headlight aim and a drop link is all it failed the last test on - the post above is every MOT it's ever had Couple of hours work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_Q Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 Dealer plate is cool! I must say, it's done well to survive 22 years. PUMP DU BOSCH POUR LES WINZ?Non Monsieur, c'est le pompe de Beelzebub malheurusement. Cleon-Fonte, greengartside, bub2006 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Partridge Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 Mmmmm pre-facelifted PSA goodness. Those alloys and that early style grill made me ejaculate into my jeans. I like these threads. Braddon81, Cavcraft and AMC Rebel 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Breadvan72 Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 Fuck me, that is a POS. Top darts! eddyramrod, Cavcraft and Junkman 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strangeangel Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 I like that. Our Lass had a n/a 1.9 306 before the Panda, same year and colour as that. Tough as old boots, it was. Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bren Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 Worth buying for the failure sheet. Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overrun Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 Jikovron is after an XUD, fine sir. Just the engine, not the actual holder, too! Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 Gauge in the middle is oil level/temperature. No, it's only the oil level gauge.If you switch on the ignition, but don't start the engine, it shows the oil level in the sump.It doesn't do anything else and gives no reading in any other condition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sierraman Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 Christ... one careful owner then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted January 22, 2017 Author Share Posted January 22, 2017 What's it like rust wise? The truthful answer is I don't know. I just saw it advertised, went down there, started it up, moved it forward and backward about eight foot, and bought it. DeeJay, cms206, Tickman and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernaut Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 I notice the previous owner has barried it mildly with phase 2 tail lights. Shame about the Lucas pump though. At least the tachometer works! It never did in the '97 P one I had a few years back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sporty-shite Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 No, it's only the oil level gauge.If you switch on the ignition, but don't start the engine, it shows the oil level in the sump.It doesn't do anything else and gives no reading in any other condition.My mistake. Got a bit carried away with the sight of a phase 1 306! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twiggy Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 What a cracker - you really have excelled yourself Sir ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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