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Saab topless turbo roffle...£10 a go...winner takes all!!!

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#31 OFFLINE   CortinaDave

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Posted 23 January 2017 - 03:16 PM

ah go on. one random please

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Posted 23 January 2017 - 03:35 PM

Thanks for that. Where is this archetype of automotive awesome located?

EDIT: Doh, Burnley ish. My missus' last heap came from near there. If I won this, I would give it to Mrs BV.

Yep. Little village at the foot of Pendle hill. No witches here though....hang on love, I'm just talking to those nice people on that strange website again
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'09 C5 Tourer (slightly bent)

#33 OFFLINE   njgleeds

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Posted 23 January 2017 - 03:35 PM

ah go on. one random please


Your wish sir, is my command. Good luck.
T4 (old,rusty,soon to be converted, hopefully ready for shitefest '17)
Merc 300CE W124 coupe
BMW E39 528i
SLK320
Beetle cabby (Mrs njgleeds)
'09 C5 Tourer (slightly bent)

#34 OFFLINE   njgleeds

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Posted 23 January 2017 - 03:37 PM

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T4 (old,rusty,soon to be converted, hopefully ready for shitefest '17)
Merc 300CE W124 coupe
BMW E39 528i
SLK320
Beetle cabby (Mrs njgleeds)
'09 C5 Tourer (slightly bent)

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Posted 23 January 2017 - 04:50 PM

Put me down for 24 please
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#36 OFFLINE   Pillock

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Posted 23 January 2017 - 05:38 PM

Did I give you the folder of history with this?

You're right, it's had a new roof - at a SAAB dealer! Muchos expense. I think they'd had trouble with the old one sealing, there were a few receipts for adjustments and stuff and then about £1200 worth of hood fitted.
There was close on £8000 worth of receipts when I totted up, and I think that registration is the original one too.

The only thing it really needed was a desludge which you did, so this is a bloody good motor.

#37 OFFLINE   Keymaster

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Posted 23 January 2017 - 05:39 PM

Number 3 please

#38 OFFLINE   blakey79

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Posted 23 January 2017 - 05:46 PM

Random me up by 1 please.

#39 OFFLINE   njgleeds

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Posted 23 January 2017 - 07:07 PM

Did I give you the folder of history with this?

You're right, it's had a new roof - at a SAAB dealer! Muchos expense. I think they'd had trouble with the old one sealing, there were a few receipts for adjustments and stuff and then about £1200 worth of hood fitted.
There was close on £8000 worth of receipts when I totted up, and I think that registration is the original one too.

The only thing it really needed was a desludge which you did, so this is a bloody good motor.


Yep, it's in the office somewhere. I was pretty sure it had the roof done...it certainly seems in bloody good nick for a 15yr old one anyway!
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Merc 300CE W124 coupe
BMW E39 528i
SLK320
Beetle cabby (Mrs njgleeds)
'09 C5 Tourer (slightly bent)

#40 OFFLINE   eddyramrod

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Posted 23 January 2017 - 07:34 PM

One random for me please :)


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#41 OFFLINE   njgleeds

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Posted 23 January 2017 - 07:37 PM

One random for me please :)


No sooner said than done :-)
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SLK320
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Posted 23 January 2017 - 07:41 PM

2 randoms for me please.  A bloke can never have too many convertibles and I've only got 2 so far.


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2005 MG ZT-T awaiting completion of engine transplant of spare V6 after OMG HGF on the engine that "never has that problem"

2005 Land Rover Discovery - for long trips and moving engines 


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Posted 23 January 2017 - 08:22 PM

Least I can do after the successful Scenic pick up is throw in - could I have 15 please if still free?
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#44 OFFLINE   njgleeds

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Posted 23 January 2017 - 08:33 PM

Pleasure doing business with you both to be sure...
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BMW E39 528i
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'09 C5 Tourer (slightly bent)

#45 OFFLINE   ShiteRider

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Posted 23 January 2017 - 09:08 PM

Could i have a couple of randoms please.

#46 OFFLINE   njgleeds

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Posted 23 January 2017 - 09:17 PM

Could i have a couple of randoms please.


The pleasures all mine. No, seriously....
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Merc 300CE W124 coupe
BMW E39 528i
SLK320
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'09 C5 Tourer (slightly bent)

#47 ONLINE   loserone

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Posted 23 January 2017 - 09:39 PM

I've tried three times tonight not to post in this thread.

 

I'm failing.

 

One random please.


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Posted 23 January 2017 - 09:45 PM

I've tried three times tonight not to post in this thread.
 
I'm failing.
 
One random please.


You tried your best. That's what matters. Everyone loves a trier. Come back tomorrow and try again.
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T4 (old,rusty,soon to be converted, hopefully ready for shitefest '17)
Merc 300CE W124 coupe
BMW E39 528i
SLK320
Beetle cabby (Mrs njgleeds)
'09 C5 Tourer (slightly bent)

#49 OFFLINE   Cheezey

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Posted 24 January 2017 - 07:46 AM

I'll take a random please.
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#50 OFFLINE   SiC

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Posted 24 January 2017 - 07:54 AM

It's a Saab. Random please.
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Posted 24 January 2017 - 09:43 AM

Two randoms please!


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Posted 24 January 2017 - 11:28 AM

I'll have a random, please


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#53 OFFLINE   DSdriver

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Posted 24 January 2017 - 11:52 AM

Bugger, I recently paid good money for one that is probably not as good as this. Tis currently hiding in a barn awaiting spring.


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Posted 24 January 2017 - 12:20 PM

1 random please, the wife can't moan if I win it rather than buy outright.


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sigs are shit, wgaf?


#55 OFFLINE   njgleeds

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Posted 24 January 2017 - 01:33 PM

1 random please, the wife can't moan if I win it rather than buy outright.


That's the spirit! ;-)
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Posted 24 January 2017 - 01:46 PM

Mine absolutely can and probably will moan. As a consolation prize if I win I'll take my miserable megane cabrio to the nearest scrapyard and film it getting crushed just for her.


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Posted 24 January 2017 - 08:24 PM

Fuggit. 

 

All powers of resistance appear to have left me. 47 please squire.


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Posted 24 January 2017 - 09:07 PM

Fuggit.

All powers of resistance appear to have left me. 47 please squire.


Excellent choice, sir....
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Merc 300CE W124 coupe
BMW E39 528i
SLK320
Beetle cabby (Mrs njgleeds)
'09 C5 Tourer (slightly bent)

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Posted 28 January 2017 - 07:09 PM

Come on, mug punters  sporting types.  Roffle up!


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Posted 29 January 2017 - 10:46 AM

I thought this would sell out in minutes, they are cracking cars and very easy to live with.





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