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#31 OFFLINE   Breadvan72

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Posted 23 January 2017 - 02:41 PM

Thanks for that.  Where is this archetype of automotive awesome located?

 

EDIT:   Doh, Burnley ish.  My missus' last heap came from near there.  If I won this, I would give it to Mrs BV.


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#32 OFFLINE   CortinaDave

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Posted 23 January 2017 - 03:16 PM

ah go on. one random please

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#33 OFFLINE   njgleeds

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Posted 23 January 2017 - 03:35 PM

Thanks for that. Where is this archetype of automotive awesome located?

EDIT: Doh, Burnley ish. My missus' last heap came from near there. If I won this, I would give it to Mrs BV.

Yep. Little village at the foot of Pendle hill. No witches here though....hang on love, I'm just talking to those nice people on that strange website again
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#34 OFFLINE   njgleeds

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Posted 23 January 2017 - 03:35 PM

ah go on. one random please


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#35 OFFLINE   njgleeds

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Posted 23 January 2017 - 03:37 PM

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Posted 23 January 2017 - 04:50 PM

Put me down for 24 please
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Posted 23 January 2017 - 05:38 PM

Did I give you the folder of history with this?

You're right, it's had a new roof - at a SAAB dealer! Muchos expense. I think they'd had trouble with the old one sealing, there were a few receipts for adjustments and stuff and then about £1200 worth of hood fitted.
There was close on £8000 worth of receipts when I totted up, and I think that registration is the original one too.

The only thing it really needed was a desludge which you did, so this is a bloody good motor.

#38 ONLINE   Keymaster

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Posted 23 January 2017 - 05:39 PM

Number 3 please

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Posted 23 January 2017 - 05:46 PM

Random me up by 1 please.

#40 OFFLINE   njgleeds

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Posted 23 January 2017 - 07:07 PM

Did I give you the folder of history with this?

You're right, it's had a new roof - at a SAAB dealer! Muchos expense. I think they'd had trouble with the old one sealing, there were a few receipts for adjustments and stuff and then about £1200 worth of hood fitted.
There was close on £8000 worth of receipts when I totted up, and I think that registration is the original one too.

The only thing it really needed was a desludge which you did, so this is a bloody good motor.


Yep, it's in the office somewhere. I was pretty sure it had the roof done...it certainly seems in bloody good nick for a 15yr old one anyway!
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Posted 23 January 2017 - 07:34 PM

One random for me please :)


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Posted 23 January 2017 - 07:37 PM

One random for me please :)


No sooner said than done :-)
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Posted 23 January 2017 - 07:41 PM

2 randoms for me please.  A bloke can never have too many convertibles and I've only got 2 so far.


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Posted 23 January 2017 - 08:22 PM

Least I can do after the successful Scenic pick up is throw in - could I have 15 please if still free?
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Posted 23 January 2017 - 08:33 PM

Pleasure doing business with you both to be sure...
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Posted 23 January 2017 - 09:08 PM

Could i have a couple of randoms please.

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Posted 23 January 2017 - 09:17 PM

Could i have a couple of randoms please.


The pleasures all mine. No, seriously....
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Posted 23 January 2017 - 09:39 PM

I've tried three times tonight not to post in this thread.

 

I'm failing.

 

One random please.


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Posted 23 January 2017 - 09:45 PM

I've tried three times tonight not to post in this thread.
 
I'm failing.
 
One random please.


You tried your best. That's what matters. Everyone loves a trier. Come back tomorrow and try again.
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Posted 24 January 2017 - 07:46 AM

I'll take a random please.
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#51 OFFLINE   SiC

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Posted 24 January 2017 - 07:54 AM

It's a Saab. Random please.
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Posted 24 January 2017 - 09:43 AM

Two randoms please!


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Posted 24 January 2017 - 11:28 AM

I'll have a random, please


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Posted 24 January 2017 - 11:52 AM

Bugger, I recently paid good money for one that is probably not as good as this. Tis currently hiding in a barn awaiting spring.


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Posted 24 January 2017 - 12:20 PM

1 random please, the wife can't moan if I win it rather than buy outright.


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sigs are shit, wgaf?


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Posted 24 January 2017 - 01:33 PM

1 random please, the wife can't moan if I win it rather than buy outright.


That's the spirit! ;-)
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Posted 24 January 2017 - 01:46 PM

Mine absolutely can and probably will moan. As a consolation prize if I win I'll take my miserable megane cabrio to the nearest scrapyard and film it getting crushed just for her.


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Posted 24 January 2017 - 08:24 PM

Fuggit. 

 

All powers of resistance appear to have left me. 47 please squire.


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Posted 24 January 2017 - 09:07 PM

Fuggit.

All powers of resistance appear to have left me. 47 please squire.


Excellent choice, sir....
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Posted 28 January 2017 - 07:09 PM

Come on, mug punters  sporting types.  Roffle up!


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