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#91 ONLINE   beko1987

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Posted 24 January 2017 - 08:35 AM

I wish I could penne puns like you guys.


I taglia-tell-e you, that was a shit pun
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#92 OFFLINE   KruJoe

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Posted 24 January 2017 - 08:44 AM

Yeah, you must spaghetting sick of them now.


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#93 OFFLINE   chaseracer

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Posted 24 January 2017 - 05:51 PM

We get a bit gigli sometimes, but it's farfalle impossible that we'll have to gnocchi it on the head soon.


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#94 ONLINE   M'coli

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Posted 25 January 2017 - 11:44 AM

I don't get any of these jokes, it's as if I no longer fit in here - I'm feeling cannelloni...


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#95 ONLINE   beko1987

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Posted 25 January 2017 - 02:16 PM

So what we need in 2017 is a random pasta based pun generator button?

 

I think that's a ravioli-good idea


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#96 OFFLINE   KruJoe

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Posted 25 January 2017 - 05:46 PM

fUsilli buggers!


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#97 OFFLINE   pompei

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Posted 29 January 2017 - 01:51 PM

These are pasta their best


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#98 ONLINE   bub2006

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Posted 30 January 2017 - 09:55 PM

That actually sounded Italian pompei. Well played sir

#99 OFFLINE   Station

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Posted 30 January 2017 - 09:59 PM

Ok everyone that'll RAGU.
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#100 OFFLINE   alcyonecorporation

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Posted 03 February 2017 - 02:43 PM

VIENETTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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#101 OFFLINE   Capree

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Posted 03 February 2017 - 08:05 PM

Al dente the head of anyone who posts any more puns.

#102 OFFLINE   John F

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Posted 06 February 2017 - 03:55 PM

My antipasta driving test last week...


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#103 OFFLINE   Supernaut

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Posted 08 February 2017 - 10:27 AM

The site's been a bit slow the past(a) couple of days, just me, or is the server (or servers) taking a shit?

 

 

 

For example, when I make a post or like a post, I get the green box at the top of the page staying for a good several seconds before it saves.


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#104 OFFLINE   dave21478

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Posted 08 February 2017 - 03:45 PM

Aye, slower than normal for me too. Also, loading a thread with several pictures can cause it to hang until I refresh.



#105 OFFLINE   SiC

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Posted 09 February 2017 - 06:23 PM

It depends on the time of day I've noticed. In the mornings before 8am and around lunchtimes is the worst. I guess it's either backups running or the fact that its peak time when everyone accesses the site.
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#106 ONLINE   Hooli

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Posted 10 February 2017 - 09:05 PM

Hard to tell on my narrowband internet



#107 OFFLINE   loserone

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Posted 18 February 2017 - 07:16 PM

Suggestion: A SHITEFEST tag, with a button just like for sale.  Thus keeping festivalgoers on top of proceedings.


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